Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Want to See Justin Bieber Naked With a Guitar? Too Bad, Here You Go!

justin bieber naked Just when you thought Justin Bieber couldn't get any worse, he goes and gets butt naked and serenades his grandmother on her birthday. In the nude. His grandmother. No clothes. I want you all to take a moment to process that. Of course, it's TMZ that got the pics and the scoop on this one, though God knows how or why. I don't even think I want to know... it's just not right. Apparently the pics were taken over Thanksgiving in 2012 at Memaw's house in Toronto. Here's more, if you dare: Our sources tell ...

Lady GaGa Rushes ‘Applause’ Release; I’m Not Clapping

lady gaga applause I know I've said it before, but I'm just so exhausted by Lady GaGa. She makes me feel 100 years old, that's how tired I am of her, her "artistic vision" (read: gimmicks), her shitty attempt at avant garde pop, her annoying Twitter rants, everything. I just want it to stop, but it doesn't look like I'm going to get that chance anytime soon. You'll remember that 12 seconds of her shit new single 'Applause' "leaked" the other day (I'd hardly call that a leak) and she got all up in arms about it...

Jennifer Aniston Isn’t Pregnant, For the 9,000th Time

jennifer aniston If Jennifer Aniston was pregnant every time a magazine speculated she is, she'd have roughly 9,000 kids by now. Seriously, people - lay off it. Lately Jen's been sporting a "baby bump" (read: Big Mac belly after lunch) and the press has taken that as a sure sign that THIS TIME, by God, she's going to spawn a child! It's finally happening! it's getting real! Except... totally not. Jennifer was forced to clear up the "rumours" on Australia's Kyle and Jackie O Show on Monday: "There's nothing to announce. That's just a couple of pounds." Yeah, I mean, damn. Let the girl breathe ...

Beyoncé’s Pixie Cut Almost Made Emma Watson Get One Again

beyonce emma watson Everyone bugged the hell out when Emma Watson cut her hair off a few years back, marking the end of her Hermione Granger years. However, even more people lost their shit when Beyoncé unveiled her new short 'do last week, and even though Emma's grown hers out in recent months, she was thinking of going back to the boy cut after seeing Queen Bey's. Nearly got out my scissors this morning after seeing @Beyonce 's pixie cut. I only just managed to restrain myself. Close call though..— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) Augus...

Paging Captain Obvious: Selena Gomez Thinks Confidence Is Sexy

selena gomez As women especially, it's hard to feel confident about yourself when we live in a world that sends us conflicting messages about how we need to look and act, what we should be wearing, how we should talk and behave, etc. Because of that, it's always sorta great when we're able to feel good about ourselves and our choices and disregard all the bullshit that's drummed into our heads on a daily basis. Selena Gomez feels that pressure but she's ready to "exude confidence" because it's sexy an...

Aw, Jennifer Aniston Threw Justin Theroux a Party

jennifer aniston justin theroux They should probably be having a wedding party by now, but instead Jennifer Aniston threw forever fiancé Justin Theroux a super "casual" (read: probably boring?) birthday party at their "$21 million Bel Air mansion" on Saturday. Plenty of stars were in attendance, including Ben Stiller (why?), Dax Shepard, Emily Blunt and Ellen & Portia. Sounds like a hoot. Here's the scoop from US Weekly: Pre-party, a source tells Us Weekly that the ladies got ready inside (Aniston's hair stylist Chris McM...

Will ‘Lovelace’ Ruin Amanda Seyfried’s Career?

amanda seyfried as linda lovelace I can't think of any movie I'd rather watch less than Lovelace, but star Amanda Seyfried seems to think it's going to be revolutionary and people are going to care enough about it that it could possibly ruin her career since she gets naked on screen. From The Sunday Times Magazine (via The Mirror): "This is the riskiest thing that's happening in Hollywood right now," she told The Sunday Times Mag. Amanda, who was a little less bare in Abba musical Mamma Mia! was concerned what the amoun...

‘Game of Thrones’ Kit Harington and Rose Leslie Are Over :(

kit harington rose leslie I have to be honest - I didn't even realise that Game of Thrones' actors Kit Harington and Rose Leslie were an item, probably because I don't watch Game of Thrones and don't really pay attention to what its stars do. I did once try to watch it but got bored and started fast-forwarding to the lesbo scenes where Daenerys Targaryen gets lessons on how to please Khal Drogo from that maid woman or whatever she was (even that bored me). Anyway, Rose Leslie is always going to be Gwen from Downton Abbey to me an...

Courteney Cox Broke Her Wrist On Vacation

courteney cox Courteney Cox had a bad time of it during a recent trip to Cancun when she fell and busted her ass - and her wrist - and had to catch a private jet back to the US. Well, "had to" is an exaggeration, perhaps, but she did cut her crazy vacation short due to the severity of the injury and may need surgery to fix it. From TMZ: Our sources tell us ... Courteney was chillin' with friends south of the border when it happened. We're told she somehow slipped and when she tried to break her fall, ...

Victoria Beckham Insists She’s Totally Normal, Then Takes Helicopter To Son’s School

victoria beckham Victoria Beckham doth protest too much. Homegirl is always trying to act like their family is "normal" and totally down-to-earth when that's sorta impossible when you have so many millions of dollars and do things like taking a damn helicopter to your son's parents' evening because you were running late at a photoshoot for Australian Vogue. That's exactly what happened when, during her recent interview for the magazine, she realised she might not make it to Brooklyn's school in time. So sh...

Lady GaGa Warns You Not to Listen To People Who Think Her Music Is Shit

lady gaga Lady GaGa is so obnoxious that she makes me want to pull my hair out strand by strand. I'm not sure what that would accomplish, but that's how she makes me feel. After going on a completely melodramatic rant when a paltry 12 seconds of her shit single, 'Applause', was leaked online, she then went on the offensive and responded to people who said it was totally shit by claiming that bloggers aren't critics and the only people worth listening to are "music scholars" (...) and fans (uh...). Dont focus on ANY blogger criticism. I have been a producer/songwriter/...

Lance Bass Will Judge the Miss America Pageant

lance bass Ah, Lance Bass. Where's he been, what's he been doing? You know, besides outing members of One Direction and feeling the wrath of Amanda Bynes. Well, I'll tell you: he's getting ready to judge the Miss America 2013 pageant, because why not? I've never watched it (and don't know anyone who does) but I have caught some pretty stellar YouTube "bloopers" of idiotic shit the contestants have said, and that's enough for me. But let's stay on topic. Lance announced his gig on his Sirius XM radio s...