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Here’s How Madonna Celebrated Her 55th Birthday

[image removed on request] Madonna turned 55 and had a birthday party that probably costs more than an Audi and was probably better than any birthday party you will ever have in your life. The party had some sort of Marie Antoinette theme, at least for Madonna and her boyfriend. I bet most people just wore jeans and a fun hat because God forbid anyone overshadow Her Madgesty. Not too casual, though. I'm sure anyone wearing flip flops would have been beheaded. [image removed on request] Thanks to The Daily Mail for this immaculate collection of photos. [image removed on request] We all know how much Madonna loves themed events. What's the best party you've ever been to? />[image removed on request] Madonna turned 55 and had a birthday party that probably costs more than an Audi and was probably better than any birthday party you will ever have in your life. The party had some sort of Marie Antoinette theme, at least for Madonna and her boyfriend. I bet most people just wore jeans and a fun hat because God forbid anyone overshadow Her Madgesty. Not too casual, though. I'm sure anyone wearing flip flops would have been beheaded. [image removed on request] T...

Lindsay Lohan’s Lies Just Keep Coming

lindsay lohan oprah OWN interview Lindsay Lohan's big Oprah interview aired last night and the lies flowed like chocolate out of Wonka's factory. My favorite part was when she said (via Gossip Cop) she's done cocaine "10 to 15 times." Yes, that's a lot closer to the truth than what she told Piers Morgan ("only 5 times.") But come on now. Let's do some basic math. Lindsay Lohan is 27. Let's say she didn't start doing drugs until she was 20, which is way generous. That means in 7 years she's only done cocaine 15 times, tops? ...

Lohan Watched Her Own Movies In Rehab

lindsay lohan movies Lindsay Lohan must have been REALLY bored in rehab, because she threw an unofficial Lindsay Lohan film festival. Allegedly, she watched some of her films and brought in an audience. An unwilling one. From Earsucker: During her 60 day stay at the Cliffside Rehab Center in Malibu, not only did Lindsay Lohan watch all of her own movies for entertainment, she made the other patients watch alongside her. A source revealed, “There was more than once when Lindsay would rent or buy a movie on iTunes that she’d starred in. She basically forced me to watch that crappy movie ‘I Kno...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week 8-12

katy perry morning radio show It's about time to take a peek at the best and worst celebrity looks of the week. Can Courtney Stodden top her previous appearances? Like this and this? Let's find out! And we'll look at some other celebs. But are they really as important? BEST: Lady Gaga (but in WHICH outfit?) WORST: Aubrey Plaza WTF: Click to find out! Read More...

Meet Lucy Liu’s New Boyfriend

lucy liu boyfriend 2013 Lucy Liu has a new boyfriend and they went antique shopping. And here he is. This is all according to Zimbio, who once labeled photos of Seth Meyers as Hugh Grant, so forgive me if I'm hesitant to believe. But they're holding hands, so it's probably a safe bet. Although the guy looks a lot older than she is, Ms. Liu is 44 so really, how much older could he be? Ten years, tops? I don't know, I am so very bad at guessing ages. I did some research online trying to find out who this guy is, but it turns out that no one really cares about Lucy Liu. I'm ...

Which TV Host Never Wants To See Jillian Michaels Again?

jillian michaels 2013 Jillian Michaels is my personal trainer, so hearing this story really disappointed me. And by personal trainer, I mean that I did the 30 Day Shred and then another workout video she made. So yeah, we're pretty close. Every day, I was working out. I thought all of her health tips were gold. She told me to work harder, I worked harder. Then my knees hurt pretty badly. Hey, yeah, f-ck you, Jillian Michaels! Ms. Michaels made an appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and appare...

LeBron Brags On Instagram

lebron james heat LeBron James made eyes roll pretty hard when he posted an Instagram video of him getting a super special police escort on his way to the Justin Timberlake/Jay Z concert. Apparently the idea of sitting in traffic like everyone else was just unbearable, so LeBron got to follow police, against the flow of traffic, so he could make it to his concert on time. I don't know if he thought this would endear him to his fans. So far, it seems to have the opposite effect. Most of the comments point out the absurdity of it all. My favorite is, "Tf? He should wait ...

Scotland Yard Reexamining Princess Diana’s Death

princess diana Princess Diana died in a car crash in 1997, and ever since, people have been donning their conspiracy caps and saying who really killed Diana and why the official investigation wasn't enough for them. Well, maybe this will please them. British police are reexamining Princess Diana's Death. Why? Oh, I don't know, but isn't it SUSPICIOUS that Naomi Watts is coming out with a PRINCESS DIANA MOVIE???!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!! From USA Today: British media and the Associated Press reported that Sc...

Fergie Changed Her Name To What?

Fergie and Josh Duhamel Fergie's "real name" isn't actually Fergie. Until now! Ms. Stacy Ann Ferguson is now Fergie Duhamel (Pocono Record). She's one of the few big stars I can think of who has changed their last name to their spouses' (Josh Duhamel) professionally as well as personally. She didn't even go halfsies on it, like Courtney Cox-Arquette. Speaking of a Friend, Aniston was reportedly thinking of changing her last name once she marries Justin Theroux. I can't ever see that happening. Fergie (official!) and Mr. Duhamel are expecting their first child. DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME WHEN YOU GOT MARRI...

Jennifer Lopez’s Man-Child Says She’s Going Back To American Idol

jennifer lopez Jennifer Lopez is finally putting all those American Idol rumors to rest. Or, actually, no, she's not. It's boyfriend Casper Smart who's doing that for her. He may have said something he shouldn't have. From TMZ: Jennifer Lopez must sure think Casper Smart is cute, because upstairs there's a vacancy -- he just ruined her big announcement that she's returning to "American Idol." Smart was promoting his new show -- yes, anyone can -- when he was asked if his GF was coming back to the struggling show. He dug d...

Ethan Hawke Reveals Why His Marriage Failed

ethan hawke LAX 2013 Ethan Hawke told Elle magazine in their September issue his theories as to why his first marriage failed (he's currently married to his kids' nanny). You know what? Scratch that. The "failed" part. Just because you got divorced doesn't mean you failed. If anything, realizing shit isn't working out and getting out of a bad situation is a success. But wow, that is an entirely different post. So, yeah. Ethan Hawke. Remember when he was married to Uma Thurman? They were married for about 6 years. They wer...

Evil Beet and Universal Pictures Want To Give You An Awesome #2Guns Prize Pack

two guns poster We'll be announcing the winner of our awesome Fandango Summer of Action prize pack on Monday (competition's over now, sorry folks!), but we've got a new chance to win some awesome prizes for you. This one's only running until Wednesday, August 21, so you'll need to act quickly to get in on the goods. Universal Pictures and Evil Beet have teamed up for the release of Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg's new action flick, 2 Guns, and we're giving away some sweet prizes because of it. One winner will...