

Simon Cowell once said, if asked if he would ever have kids, "God, no, I couldn't have children...You've got to be up at a certain time. Got to listen when all you want to do is sit in a corner thinking." He's since changed his mind now that his lady friend is having their kid. I guess that's a good thing, because it would really suck if he had a kid he didn't want. He hasn't been saying anything about it, probably because of the whole "I got my best friend's wife pregnant whoops" thing but for t...
Amanda Bynes is finally getting some much needed help, even though it was against her will. She has already "made significant improvements" but there's still a long way to go. So with everything going on right now, it seems ridiculous to speculate about her sexuality, but you know how it is when a celeb is a major news story. People come out from under their rocks and spill everything they know -- or made up -- about said celeb. Radar is exclusively reporting that Ms. Bynes had "lesbian romps" ...
The MTV Music Video Awards are being held in Brooklyn this year, because some executive somewhere is just now hearing that BK is like, super cool. And what else is super cool? Boy band reunions. Wait am I being sarcastic? I don't think so. Because rumor is that someone out there is toying with the idea of doing everything they can to reunite *NSYNC for the VMA's. And honestly...that would...be...AWESOME.
But only if they actually reunited for a song/performance. Getting them all on stage in front of a podium to give out an award for Most ...
Hang on to your hats, because I fucking love Christmas. Seriously, I start doing a countdown on, like, September 1. I love Christmas music and Christmas decorations and all the Christmas programs on TV and AHHHHH CHRISTMAS IS SO GOOD, GUYS. That's why I'm glad Kelly Clarkson is putting out a Christmas album. I won't buy it or even listen to it, probably, but the fact that it exists? I respect that. (I need to watch Zoolander.)
Here's her tweets:
Check out the cover of my Christmas album! I can't wait for y'all to hear it. #WrappedInRed pic....
Kris Jenner's talk show is tanking. That's not an actual fact as I'm not sure what the real ratings are, but it must be tanking. Who the hell is watching it? I mean, aside from the whole baby stunt, there is literally zero reason to tune in... until now! Word on the street is that Yeezy himself has filmed an interview for the show which will air during its finale (a finale already?).
From US Weekly:
Kris Jenner's talk show will be ending its trial run with a VIP guest! A source confirms to Us Weekly that Kanye West has taped an appearance on Kris, where he talked about his relationship with Jenner's...
The Queen of Ratchet seems to be loving her new "urban" look, but all is not what it seems. While it was totally liberating for her to cut all her hair off in an attempt to escape her Hannah Montana past, Miley Cyrus is really starting to miss her longer hair and is going to grow it out ASAP.
From E!'s Fashion Police (via People):
“I’m secretly tugging on it every night and taking [hair growth vitamin supplement] Viviscal, I’m not going to lie. But I’m going to rock it while I have it.”
Well, that's ...
Matt Damon has revealed that he gets mistaken for Mark Wahlberg all the time, and apparently vice versa. I'm a little confused on this one because while they look similar in the fact that they're both handsome (to most, I guess?) white guys who are rich and work in Hollywood, their actual facial structure isn't all that similar, is it?
From Absolute Radio (via DS):
"I've talked to Mark about this because he gets people [that] come up and say, 'I love you in The Bourne Identity'.
"So Mark a...
It's great that Taylor Swift has a sense of humour and all. She's "goofy" and "quirky" and can laugh at herself and I like her, I do. However, she really, really needs to move on with her life and get over shit. Her good friend and totally not boyfriend Ed Sheeran (no really, he's not) posted a photo on Instagram yesterday revealing Taylor's culinary skills. She made him a jar of jam, but the label... girl, the label.
We get it. The Kanye thing was huge. He stole your big moment, it was a bi...
Glee's fifth season is going to be a bit of a strange one, what with Cory Monteith's death and the fact that it is, after all, Glee. However, the show must go on, as they say, and once back from the planned hiatus, some big things are in store, including Demi Lovato joining the show for at least a six episode arc. Apparently she'll play Dani, an artist who befriends Lea Michele's Rachel and Naya Rivera's Santana in New York.
From TV Line:
According to sources, Lovato (who turns 21 on Tuesday) will play Dani, a NYC-based struggling artist friend of Rachel and Santana...
In case you missed it, Prince William and Kate Middleton had a baby and called him George. He's a little annoying, but he's a baby so that's to be expected. He's also the future king of England. Everyone's been clamoring for pics of him since Kate gave birth, so much so that they had to bring him out in swaddling clothes like, 24 hours after he came into the world so that photographers with extreme zoom lenses could offer the "first look" at the new prince.
In any case, now the first proper photos have been released of the family and... why does Geo...
Britney Spears' extraordinary ex-husband, Kevin Federline, got married to Victoria Prince, the mother of some of his many children. Apparently, Britney was "crushed" by the news and "screamed uncontrollably." Right. More delights from National Enquirer, according to "an insider":
When Britney was told the news, she screamed uncontrollably. Then she collapsed in tears. The wedding caught her by surprise. She wasn’t invited and she didn’t even get a call from Kevin to let her know he was marryin...
Dick Van Dyke is the most precious national treasure we have. He's recovering from a mysterious neurological disorder so he's got enough to deal with, but hey, let's throw a FLAMING CAR into the mix.
Mr. Van Awesome was driving his Jaguar on the freeway when his goddamn car burst into flames. He's okay though! From TMZ:
The hero who rescued him is a guy named Jason Pennington, who tells TMZ, he was driving along the 101 when he saw a car full of smoke on the side of the road ... and an elderly man hunc...