Ah, Lance Bass. Where’s he been, what’s he been doing? You know, besides outing members of One Direction and feeling the wrath of Amanda Bynes. Well, I’ll tell you: he’s getting ready to judge the Miss America 2013 pageant, because why not? I’ve never watched it (and don’t know anyone who does) but I have caught some pretty stellar YouTube “bloopers” of idiotic shit the contestants have said, and that’s enough for me.
But let’s stay on topic. Lance announced his gig on his Sirius XM radio show, hilariously titled ‘Dirty Pop with Lance Bass’ (let it go, man). Here’s Yahoo!OMG‘s scoop:
“Howard Stern calls himself ‘America’s judge.’ Well I’m ‘Miss America’s judge’!” Lance tells omg! exclusively. “Of course, my mom always told me not to judge but in this case, I’ll be doing it for America!”
Well, that’s… exciting. In case this is something that at all interests you, the 2013 Miss America pageant will air on September 15. Mark your calendars – I know you’re dying to.
chin implant?? jaw surgery?? lookin’ pretty foxy, sir, that new face is workin’ for ya.
Who the hell thought he would be a good judge? He doesn’t even like women.