Nelly Furtado gained some weight. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) [ICYDK]
MLB suspension news updates, for those who care. [MoeJackson]
Here’s a clip from the show Magic City. A naked clip. Happy Tuesday. [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]
Lindsay Lohan struts around NYC, while being filmed by Oprah’s cameras. [Lainey Gossip]
…and here’s even more Lohan. A clip of her hosting Chelsea Lately. [IDLYITW]
Is Tom Hiddleston a total douche? Also who the f-ck is Tom Hiddleston? [Celebitchy]
More topless sunbathing, this time from Chris Cornell’s wife, Vicky Karayiannis. Is EVERYONE on a beach vacation? [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]
Hilary Duff wears a terrible outfit to the Planes premiere. [Popoholic]
Jay Z was a special guest at Beyonce’s show at the Barclays Center. Naturally, they tore it up. [Bossip]
The 87-year-old Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, 18th Duchess of Alba, wore a different bikini every day in Ibiza. She’s my hero. [The Blemish]
It’s been, like, a million years since The O.C. came out. [Elite Daily]
Usher’s son got his hand stuck in a pool drain. He’s in ICU. [Starcrush]
Terry Bellefleur from True Blood has a band. Who knew? [CelebZter]
Pro-surfer Anastasia Ashley twerking on the beach. [Drunken Stepfather]
Do you like muppets? Do you like celebrities? Are you okay with them together? This is the clip for you. [TooFab]
Oprah took her big-ass hair out to her film premiere. [Yeeeah]
Yet another Victoria’s Secret model on a beach vacation. Why not? Get it, girl. [Celebslam]
It’s always nice to see Sienna Miller out and about. (Not being sarcastic.) [Lainey Gossip]
Watch a kangaroo fight a dog. No reason. [Socialite Life]
More on Juan Pablo, the new Bachelor. Plus pics. Hot ones. [The Frisky]
So then why are you even reporting/showing pictures of Nelly Furtado’s supposed un-news-worthy weight gain? You can’t say one thing and then do another. Protip: If you don’t want to send the message to your readers that you’re not prejudice against people’s body types then just leave it out of your “reporting” in general.