Okay, first off, yes, I made a terrible pun. I’m writing about Courtney Stodden. Those things are bound to happen.
Courtney Stodden is a spokesperson for PETA now. Good one, PETA. You found one of the few celebs left who doesn’t realize you are totally insane. Well done.
Ms. Stodden was at Pink’s hot dogs in Hollywood serving up veggie dogs with, of course, Some Dude From Lost. And everyone pretended that none of this was at all weird.
Yup. Nothing weird here.
Look at those SHOES. Holy co–I mean, veggie. But I guess what else would one pair with a lettuce bikini?
More pics below. Some of them are just awful, such as the ones where she’s shoving a veggie dog into her 50-something husband’s mouth.
Courtney, just show up in a hardcore porn flick and be done with it, hmmmm-kay?
it is time.
Worst. Tits. Ever.