Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber: Still Spitting, Never Not Spitting

**EXCLUSIVE** BALCONY BIEBER! Justin Bieber is caught trying to spit on unsuspecting fans below his Toronto hotel balcony I've never seen someone who loves spitting as much as Justin Bieber (unless you count, like baseball players - I do not). I'm beginning to think maybe he has OCD or a problem that's causing him to create too much saliva since he's forever getting rid of it. At least this time, it wasn't in someone's face. Score! The Biebs is touring in his home country at the moment (thanks for nothing on that one, Canada) and was staying at the Hazleton Hotel in Toronto with some friends. As fans gathered...

Newsflash: Paris Hilton Is Shooting An “Amazing” New Video

paris hilton Paris Hilton released that flop of an album, Paris, in 2006 and we all just assumed that was the end of that and we'd no longer have to be tortured by thoughts of Paris making "music" anymore. How wrong we were! In fact, she's finished recording her new album and even completed shooting on a video for its first single, entitled (surprise!) 'Good Time'. If you want more proof of what pure class this will be, the vid was choreographed by Pussycat Dolls creator Robin Antin. This whole thing screams hot mess. You can't even IRONICALLY like Paris Hilton's music like ...

Old School Gossip: Marilyn Monroe Hit With “Mystery Illness” Year Before She Died

marilyn monroe sunglasses I found this article on Marilyn Monroe in Google's newspaper archives, so this dates way back from to 1961. Apparently a year and a half before Ms. Monroe died, she suffered from a "mystery illness." Could it have anything to do with her still suspicious death? Probably not, but it's fun to speculate. On February 9 of 1961, Marilyn Monroe was admitted into New York Hospital for "an illness of undetermined origin" after a near collapse. A doctor said that her condition was "satisfactory." Those were the onl...

How Would YOU Describe Winnie Cooper’s Outfit For Avril’s New Video?

winnie cooper avril lavigne video pic Winnie Cooper, Kevin's Wonder Years dream girl, AKA Danica McKellar makes an appearance in Avril Lavigne's latest music video, currently in production. Three things. 1. Jimmy Fallon named his new daughter Winnie Rose. Yeah, it's barely related to this, but there you go. 2. I have absolutely no f-cking idea how to describe this out. Something like biker meets the princess from The Neverending Story meets a 1980's metal concert meets...just, something else entirely. 3. She looks miserab...

Miley “Accidentally” Tweeted A Series Of Personal Texts

miley cyrus instagram chanel photo Miley Cyrus doesn't know how to use twitter, it seems. At least that's what she'd like us to believe, as whenever she tweets something juicy it gets taken down and followed with a, "Aw shucks my twitter.com internet thingee got the hacking to it! My bad, y'all!" She tried using that excuse again when she "accidentally" tweeted a series of personal texts between her and someone named "FEFE" (could it be Fefe Dobson? lolz) in which Ms. Cyrus reveals her love of Xanax: In Miley speak, "za...

Iceland Threw Bam Margera In Jail For Being An Asshole

bam margera Well, not exactly. We all know Bam Margera is an ass, but did you know he totaled a rental car in Iceland and then basically said "Fuck it!" and refused to pay for it? He rented a Toyota Land Cruiser from a Hertz last year and took it back all mangled and then left without so much as an apology. That's why, when he headed back to the country this week, he was arrested as soon as he hit Keflavik International Airport. HAHA! From TMZ: Bam eventually remedied the situation (after cutting a ...

Okay, We Get It Already: Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Are BFF

taylor swift selena gomez In case you missed the memo, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are all up in each other's asses. Not literally, perverts. They're just BFFs. They're so close, they're nearly sisters! Taylor influenced Selena's new album, rolled her eyes when she gave Justin a kiss at the VMAs and posted a 'Happy Birthday' message for her on Twitter, complete with the above picture of them posing with a mermaid statue. Aw, friendship! I don't really have  a problem with these two being besties - I mean, if I did I ...

Rihanna Breaks Down On Stage; Even She Doesn’t Know Why

Smoking weed used to make me mad emotional (and not always in the crying way) when I was in my stoner days, so maybe that's what's behind Rihanna's recent on-stage breakdown in Lille, France, after she finished performing 'Stay'. Even she admitted she didn't know why she was crying. Was it the song? Was it the fact that the concert was almost over? Was it her realisation of the fact that her fans allow her to have her ridonk lifestyle of 24/7 partying? Was she thinking about Chris Brown? Was someone cutting onions in the audience? So many questions, so few answers.
"I love my French fans, I love you all so much. I can't believe this shit. Y'all make me so happy. This is everything that matters to me - to stand here and feel the love in this room...The 'Diamonds' tour is nearly coming to an end and it's sad. I hate this part - I hate saying goodbye..." "I don't know what the fuck I'm crying about."
Neither do we! Also, I don't really know what she's talking about when she says the 'Diamonds' tour is nearly over. She still has Oslo, Bergen, Helsinki and then China, Singapore and Australia to get through. If that's "almost over", well... it's not. That's not almost over. On a side note, 'Diamonds' is a really good song. And so is 'Stay'. /> Smoking weed used to make me mad emotional (and not always in the crying way) when I was in my stoner days, so maybe that's what's behind Rihanna's recent on-stage breakdown in Lille, France, after she finished performing 'Stay'. Even she admitted she didn't know why she was crying. Was it the song? Was it the fact that the concert was almost over? Was it her realisation of the fact that her fans allow her to have her ridonk lifestyle of 24/7 partying? Was she thinking about Chris Brown? Was so...

Justin Bieber’s Memaw to the Rescue!

justin bieber Justin Bieber's grandmother has spoken out against all the haters who have seen her precious grandson for the sack of shit he truly is, insisting that he's actually totally awesome and is just acting how all 19-year-olds act. You know, the drugs, stealing, spitting in people's faces and making idle threats, adopting and disowning monkeys before getting a new one... your typical teenage shit. I hate to say this because I respect my elders, but shut up, Memaw. I don't expect you to trash your ...

Amanda Bynes Isn’t Coming Home Anytime Soon

amanda bynes Poor Amanda Bynes - she really is in some serious trouble. Mentally speaking, that is - though I suppose she's not doing all that well with the law, either. In any case, you all remember that she was placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold for 72 hours a couple days back, right? Now that hold has been extended... for another two weeks, so she can be properly diagnosed and begin treatment. From TMZ: (UPDATE: TMZ has learned ... the judge just GRANTED the request to extend Amanda's psychiatric ho...

Oh Lord: Did Paula Deen Ask Her Chef To Dress As Aunt Jemima?

paula deen spray tan More stories of Paula Deen's racism and alleged mistreatment of employees keep coming out of the woodwork, as they say. They keep getting worse. The latest is that a former chef of Deen's is claiming that Deen asked her to dress as Aunt Jemima. Oh lord. Here's what Chef Dora Charles told the NY Times (via The Daily News): Another employee of former Food Network star Paula Deen has come forward with allegations of the chef using racial slurs in the workplace. [Charles] claims that the 66-year-old ...

Jimmy Fallon Is A Dad Now

jimmy fallon is a dad Jimmy Fallon is a new dad! His wife, Nancy Juvonen, just gave birth to their baby girl. Uh...what? Did anyone know she was pregnant? The happy couple had this to say, via their rep, from People via Daily News: [They are] overjoyed about the arrival of their beautiful daughter. As if they were going to say, "Goddamn this sucks." The couple have been married since 2007. As always, I'm going to offer some great baby names they can take. Jimmita Jimmilia Jimmifer Juanita James Lil' Tina Fey Pinkie Pirate Koffii Tayble Laura Sarah Jessica Parker ...