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Farrah Abraham Checked Into Rehab For Alcoholism This Week

farrah abraham Farrah Abraham must have finally got some good advice from somewhere, because she's started to realise that her behaviour is "out of control" and she's checked into rehab for alcoholism. Well, sorta. She's actually doing a 10-day outpatient The Lukens Institute  in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, where she'll get some "intensive counseling" and hopefully get her drinking problem in line so she can stop making shitty decisions and maybe - just maybe - start being a good mother to her daughter. ...

Wait! Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Actually Got Married On Canada Day

chad kroeger avril lavigne I know we all thought Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger were tying the knot in France on Saturday, but it actually happened on Monday, which was Canada Day, because of course their love is bigger than a national holiday. They apparently had a Canada-themed wedding extravaganza that kicked off on Saturday in Cannes and culminated in a big ceremony yesterday (which we have no actual reports of just yet). Exploring a vibrant area can be made all the more enjoyable when you’ve got the perfect place to stay. The best accommodation near Guildford not only provides easy access to all the local...

Is Rihanna Really THIS Bad At Karaoke?

instagram Rihanna apparently got hammered and decided to take on No Doubt's "Don't Speak" at karaoke and the whole thing is like, "Oooohhh, girl don't sing. Don't sing. Don't sing. Don't." And there's video. I don't believe it's Rihanna, it's hard to tell who it really is. There's no closeups. And also, the singer is terrible. Yes, she's drunk. And honestly, I don't like Rihanna's singing voice when she's sober. But is it really possible that Rihanna could be drunk enough to sound this bad? Is there a m...

WTF Of The Day: Wade Robson Says Michael Jackson Had A “Sex Alarm”

Michael_Jackson Wade Robson is still fighting to sue (the very dead) Michael Jackson over child abuse allegations. Mr. Robson says that when he was a child, Mr. Jackson abused him and threatened him to keep quiet. Robson's not stopping there. He claims that Jackson had a special sort of "child sex alarm" -- an alarm near his bedroom that went off if people got too close to Michael while he was abusing children...or something. By the way, the term "sex alarm" and variations of it, are all TMZ's creation. More from TMZ: Michael Jackson went to great lengths to a...

GREAT NEWS: LANA DEL REY IS JUST LIKE MOST OF US!

Lana Del Rey shot a new video today and UK's Huffington Post managed to get a photo of her sitting down revealing her not completely flat stomach. Yes, Lana Del Rey has rolls just like us. They're not big. But I'll take them. Because I am one of those people who thinks that Lana Del Rey is stunning, gorgeous, and flawless. There are people who think she is bizarre, repulsive, and plastic-looking. I really don't understand how anyone could think she isn't beautiful, but everyone has their own opinion and that's what makes us all so very wonderful and special. Basically it makes me happy to see that her midsection isn't taught, tight, and rife with abs. She is beautiful. Anyone here manage to keep their goals and be ~~bikini ready~~ for summer? I was for about 3 weeks. />Lana Del Rey shot a new video today and UK's Huffington Post managed to get a photo of her sitting down revealing her not completely flat stomach. Yes, Lana Del Rey has rolls just like us. They're not big. But I'll take them. Because I am one of those people who thinks that Lana Del Rey is stunning, gorgeous, and flawless. There are people who think she is bizarre, repulsive, and plastic-looking. I really don't understand how anyone could think she isn't beautiful, but everyone has their own opinion and that's what makes us all so very wonderful and special. Basically it makes me happy to ...

Lady Gaga Shows Up At Gay Pride Rally; Looks Different

lady gaga gay pride speech Lady Gaga hasn't been doing a whole lot lately, leaving people to wonder if she's "over." She's been recovering from some pretty intense surgery, leaving her in fancy-ass wheelchairs, so that could be a big part of it. And despite that, she's STILL wearing heels, as she did when she showed up for the NYC Gay Pride Rally. Here's some info from MTV about what she did: Gagaloo didn't just show up, though. She spoke out in celebration of the Supreme Court's decision to rule the Defense of Marri...

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Move To A Land Without Paparazzi

lindsay lohan scary movie 5 Lindsay Lohan is done with rehab in August -- my how the time flies -- and she's making some pretty grand plans for herself, like thinking about moving to a place where there aren't swarms of paparazzi. Oh come on. Seriously. Seriously, Lindsay? Seriously? Come on. Come on, Lindsay. Lindsay. Come on now. According to TMZ: ... we've learned [Lohan] plans to go deep into hiding after she gets out of rehab in August ... to maintain her sobriety. Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she now realize...

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justin bieber Justin Bieber's fans would support him kicking his grandmother, apparently [The Superficial] Good to see Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are... alive [Lainey Gossip] Abby Clancy is one hot Geordie with one see-through dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] You definitely can't hate on Naya Rivera's bikini body [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Oh look, it's the first picture of Adele's son Angelo! [The Frisky] Woody Allen is upset he can't play the lead man in movies anymore [Celebitchy] Is...

Is Mick Jagger Getting Married To L’Wren Scott?

mick jagger Mick Jagger kind of makes me want to throw up in my mouth just looking at him, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I suppose I can conceive of the fact that designer L'Wren Scott has found love in a hopeless place with the Rolling Stones rocker - for the past ten years, in fact. Apparently the pair are planning on getting married in the near future, which I'm sure exactly none of you care about. Mick has had two wives previously (and a loooooooove affair with David Bowie, to boot!),...

Wait, Kim Kardashian Is “Totally Calm” About Losing Her Baby Weight, After All

kim kardashian Remember how everyone thought Kim Kardashian was really obsessed with losing weight quickly after giving birth to get back to posting selfies on Instagram? Our mistakes! In fact, she's "totally calm" about getting her old body back and can't wait to start her planned diet/fitness regimen... with psycho "trainer" to the most bonkers stars, Tracy Anderson. Here's a hint: anyone who goes to Tracy Anderson is definitely not "totally calm" about anything in life. But whatever, let's go with it! F...

P-Diddy Remains Down-to-Earth, Doesn’t Even Like Caviar

p diddy P Diddy needs to stop. With everything. With changing his name, with that hair that still seems oddly like a jerry curl even though his head is actually shaved, with the amount of absolute shit that comes out of his mouth... We're here to talk about the latter today, folks, and it's all because Diddy keeps insisting he lives a "normal" life despite being a bajillioniare. He's worth $550 million, by the way. Yup - seems normal to me! From Los Angeles Confidential (via DS): "I like nice things,...

Jennifer Lopez Performs For A Dictator, Then Apologises For It

jennifer lopez Oh, dear old Jennifer Lopez. Fresh off buying her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, J.Lo headed over to Turkmenistan to perform at President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow's private birthday bash. Stars get paid insane amounts of money to do weird private gigs all the time, so this wouldn't be all that weird... if the dude wasn't a dictator running one of the most oppressed countries on this planet and all. Oops! The China National Petroleum Corporation organised the bash (they do business with T...