

Taylor Swift bought a big-ass mansion on the beach, like right on the freaking beach, and apparently people have been getting too close to her house because of the fact that it's on the goddamn beach and people like to be on the beach. She got security but she also got a sense of humor. Check out the sign she posted:
Maybe this will endear her to her neighbors, as,
The increased security around her home has already caused some tension with locals after residents were reportedly barred ...
50 Cent was charged with assaulting his ex-girlfriend (and mother of his child) and also of vandalizing her apartment. He's saying that's not true. I mean obviously, of course he is. From TMZ:
50 Cent's attorney released a statement, saying, "Curtis Jackson [50 Cent] denies these allegations as made against him. It is important to note, Mr. Jackson has not been arrested and there is no warrant outstanding for his arrest."
That's pretty much it. If this ever gets to trial and to the point w...
Dina Lohan, mother of the year (every year), says that her daughter Lindsay will move back home to New York after completing rehab. Dina says a lot of things, so who knows if any of this is based on reality. I'm not sure if it's a good idea for Lohan to live with Dina but if the alternative is living alone or with her bad news friends...I don't know, man. Dina assured NY Daily News that,
She’s not going to live in Los Angeles. She will definitely start back home with all of us.
And she's a...
In what I guess is a story about the triumph of the goodness of humans, it's been revealed that Steve Martin recently lost his wallet while biking in Pennsylvania (random?) and a kind stranger returned it.
From The AP:
Martin apparently lost his wallet while bicycling before performing Tuesday night in Wilkes-Barre (WILKS'-ba-ree). Will Beekman, programming director at the concert hall where Martin performed, says a man working on a city street found the wallet. He knew Martin's bluegrass...
That much eyeliner at your wedding, Avril Lavigne? Really? [Amy Grindhouse]
Courtney Stodden's new boobs definitely don't fit into her old clothes [The Superficial]
If you want to see Amanda Seyfried as porn star Linda Lovelace, you're in luck [The Frisky]
Kristen Stewart still enjoys fashion, no matter what she looks like [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Nicole Lee, whoever she may be, wants you to see her ass [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Busy Philipps had her second child, a little girl [Celebitchy]
James Gandolfini left his $70 mi...
I don't know if Jay-Z and Beyoncé are gunning to be the godparents of North West or what, but they apparently bought Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's new baby $7,500 worth of presents just for being born. WHAT?
From The Sun:
KANYE WEST and KIM KARDASHIAN’s ludicrously named nipper North won’t have the shame of a third-hand Scotland strip to worry about – especially not with superstar family pals like BEYONCE and JAY-Z.
The couple showed up at gran KRIS JENNER’s Beverly Hills g...
Miley is going through some shit right now, so I've tried to remain patient until she gets it out of her system. Let her twerk, pop molly, smoke weed until she can't see straight, whatever. It's not hurting anyone (besides the entire culture she's appropriating, but we won't go there), so no harm done. Except she just keeps getting more and more ridiculous and now she's trying to claim that she's actually like Lil Kim on the inside. Uh.......................................... no.
From Billbo...
Channing Tatum is a funny fella. Kind of an okay actor, new dad and now... sculptor and secret nudist? Keep your hands on your keyboards, ladies and homosexual gentlemen - it's totally innocent. He just... doesn't like wearing clothes at home and really likes sculpting women's bodies - so long as they're hot and look like his wife's.
From Elle:
ELLE: She once said as soon as you get home, you get naked. What’s that about?
CT: I don’t really know. I have a really nice back porch where the pool ...
Get it, Memaw! Betty White is an amazingly funny, gracious and awesome lady who, incidentally, is not slowing down her romance game despite being 91 years old. Betty feels sexier than ever now and gets her "jollies" from flirting with men of all ages. No shame in that game, Betty!
From In Touch Weekly:
The comedian confides to In Touch that although “I like being my age,” adding, “you really do get more comfortable with yourself over time,” she admits she absolutely refuses to go without ma...
50 Cent AKA Curtis Jackson was charged with attacking his ex-girlfriend -- great move! Nice job! Not only did he attack her but he also allegedly trashed her apartment. From The Huffington Post:
Curtis Jackson was charged with domestic violence and four counts of vandalism in papers filed Monday. If convicted, he faces up to five years in jail and $46,000 in fines.
Jackson had already left when officers arrived June 23 at a Toluca Lake condo belonging to a woman who had a baby with him, police said.
During an argument, the woman told police, Jackson began destroying ...
Big Brother has been under fire for its recent cast members being racist homophobic jerks. Their 24 live hour feed from the house revealed some, shall we say, less than flattering sides of its inhabitants. GinaMarie Zimmerman and Aaryn Gries in particular. Zimmerman is the one who referred to welfare as "n*****insurance." Gries was the one who said, of a black cast member, "be careful what you say in the dark; you might not be able to see that bitch." should Turns out that's actually not a ...