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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week — 1st Week of July

courtney stodden fishnet dress Courtney Stodden at a birthday party, July 6. Because of course. Happy July! Happy summer! Happy weekend! Let's celebrate by looking at photos of celebs' best and worst looks of this week and praising them or making fun of them. What joy for everyone! Read More...

What Is Lady Gaga Hiding And So Afraid Of Us Finding?

lady gaga nyc pride gay Lady Gaga is seeking to block court documents in a case between her former boyfriend/producer Rob Fusari, and former collaborator/BFF, Wendy Starland. Starland sued Fusari on the grounds of, "I should have gotten more money for discovering Gaga, dickface" (not an actual quote). Guess there's info in those papers Gaga thinks is personal, but apparently it's also potentially career damaging. Yeah. She filed papers to keep the documents from coming out. Here's some of what she said, from TMZ: ...

Nigella’s Husband Gets Divorce Because He Is “Disappointed” In Her

nigella lawson charles saatchi Nigella Lawson is indeed getting divorced from abusive billionaire husband, Charles Saatchi. He, however, is the one divorcing her, and he's giving some curious statements as to why. From TMZ: I feel that I have clearly been a disappointment to Nigella during the last year or so, and I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way. The row photographed at Scott's Restaurant...

Beyonce and Solange Didn’t Go To Their Dad’s Wedding. Sorry, Papa Knowles!

beyonce solange knowles birthday party 2008 Beyoncé  has been a busy little Bey lately -- no surprise. But so has Solange -- Imma find that one a little surprising. Both girls were too busy to attend their dad's wedding. From TMZ: Mathew Knowles got hitched last Sunday, but TMZ has learned neither of his daughter ... Beyonce nor Solange ... was in attendance for the big day. Knowles tied the knot to Gena Avery in Houston, TX following a year and a half engagement. But the newly-hitched Knowles tells TMZ his famous kid...

Rebecca Black Covers Miley’s “We Can’t Stop” — And It’s Good

rebecca black we can't stop Rebecca Black isn't the same "Friday" disaster you may remember. She's been moving away from that and is cultivating a nice little image of a young girl who's now trying to write and sing her own songs in a pop country style. In a bold move, she and singer/guitar player Jon D., covered Miley's "We Can't Stop", a song known more for its outrageous lyrics and video. It's not Black's thing, basically. And guess what? It's a good cover. I think Rebecca Black kills it. I really do. She changed so...

Okay This Is Just Disgusting (Blind Item)

henry cavill man of steel I thought we had a gross blind item, but I was wrong. That is nothing compared to this gem, from Blind Gossip via Naughty But Nice Rob. I don't recommend eating while reading this one. Which A-list male celebrity is being refused clothes by several fashion houses after recent samples have been returned soiled? The actor has recently lost a lot of weight, telling everyone that a strict diet and regular visits to the gym are behind his new body of steel. However, insiders say the young action star...

Jennifer Lopez Has No Idea How To Describe Her Style

jennifer lopez leaving hotel in london Jennifer Lopez did an interview with (American) OK! Magazine about her fashion inspiration and her sense of style, and she's all over the damn place. From Ms. Lopez (via Contact Music): If you mix Jackie O with Madonna in the '80s and Ava Gardner, that would be kind of like my style. [...] I grew up in the Bronx, so my style had a more urban, hip-hop influence. What. None of these things are similar. I can't even imagine how you would mix these. I would say that when Meez Taco Flavored Kisses is performing, she definitely has that Madonna look, although not '80s Madonna, def more of...

Janice Dickinson Is On The Beach (In A Leopard Print Bikini)

janice dickinson leopard bikini malibu Janice Dickinson is kind of awful but mostly harmless. Any bad thing you've heard about Jancie Dickinson is probably true. So I get why people don't like her. However, I think people need to calm their tits regarding these photos of Ms. Dickinson in a bikini. She's "58" years old, I don't get what people think a "58" year-old woman, especially one with plastic surgery mishaps, apparent sun damage, and probably decades of smoking, is supposed to look like. Especially since I refuse to believe th...

SNL’s Seth Meyers Is Engaged And Other Seth Meyers Stuff

seth meyers alexi ashe Seth Meyers, before he was the Weekend Update anchor, used to do a really good impression of Hugh Grant on Saturday Night Live. Now he is engaged. I'm not saying that the two are related. Because they're not. At all. Mr. Meyes is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Alexi Ashe. She's a human rights lawyer. Interesting. This is what USA Today told me. I'll believe them. It's going to be a good future for Meyers professionally too, as he is taking over for Jimmy Fallon once Fallon leaves his...

Bieber and Gomez Back Together, World Rolls Its Eyes

justin bieber selena gomez instagram photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, one of the world's most annoying couples, are back together it seems. Bieber posted a photo of them on his Instagram with "#heartbreaker" (above). I guess it's easier for celebs to announce their reconciliations over Instagram than it is to release a statement through their publicists. But maybe this is just for publicity's sake, as Bieber's upcoming album is titled "Heartbreaker". And its cover completely ripped off Kanye's artwork for "808s & Heartbreak". I mean look at ...

Jamie-Lynn Sigler Promises To Give Her Baby A “Normal” Name

jamie lynn sigler baby shower pregnant Jamie-Lynn Sigler woke up this mornin' and got herself a decision about what to name her baby boy. Wow, worst Sopranos pun ever. That wasn't even a pun. I tried. I sort of tried. TMZ found her on the street and after offering her some gabagool (still not working, I'll just stop trying) they asked her if she was going to name her baby something like North West or Pilot Inspektor or Poppin Fresh or whatever celebrities are naming their kids these days. She told them, It will be a NORMAL name....

OH SNAP: Did Rihanna Just Shut Down Chris Brown Via Instagram?

rihanna july 2013 instagram photo Rihanna has been very fond of social media lately, using it to call out all her "haters", from journalists to...well, your average online hater. But is she now using it to shut down the ultimate hater of all -- Chris Brown? God I hope so. Here's what happened. Brown posted a tweet listing off collaborators on his upcoming album. Rihanna was mentioned, along with Nicki Minaj. Here's the tweet: Then, apparently not much later, Rihanna posted this on her Instagram: (The line reads: "Bitch you will di...