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Rihanna Forked Out $5k For Showing Up 4 Hours Late To A High School Concert

rihanna Rihanna has a really hard time getting to places on time, what with all the Instagramming and weed smoking she's got to do (and I say that as a Rihanna fan). She's a star, okay? It's called "fashionably late". Only "fashionably late" is like, 15 minutes max (I hate anyone who is late any amount of time, it's rude as hell) and not... four hours. However, four hours is exactly how late she was to a performance at Barrington High School in Chicago back in March. A student at the school won the concert via Ri...

Well, Here’s Britney Spears With Some Smurfs

Britney Spears did that horrendous song for Smurfs 2, 'Ooh La La' (that's a lot like one of Madonna's tracks, incidentally), and not only do your ears have to be assaulted, but now your eyes, too. That's right: the song has a video, and in it our autotune shunner of the year (LOL). It's not all bad - in the vid, she watches the movie with her cute sons. However, it quickly turns shit when she starts "performing" the song surrounded by Smurfs, who dance along to the track. Why, God, Why? There is not a single thing about this I like. Make it stop immediately. /> Britney Spears did that horrendous song for Smurfs 2, 'Ooh La La' (that's a lot like one of Madonna's tracks, incidentally), and not only do your ears have to be assaulted, but now your eyes, too. That's right: the song has a video, and in it our autotune shunner of the year (LOL). It's not all bad - in the vid, she watches the movie with her cute sons. However, it quickly turns shit when she starts "performing" the song surrounded by Smurfs, who dance along to the track. Why, God, Why? There ...

Don’t Worry, Denzel Washington Isn’t Divorcing His Wife of 30 Years

denzel washington Denzel Washington is what my mother would call a "fine lookin' honey" (yes, seriously) and a great actor, to boot, so obviously a lot off people are all up in his grill in regards to what's happening in his marriage to his wife of 30 years, Pauletta - who looks quite a lot like Chakka Khan, don't you think? In any case, rumours started flying when Denzel was getting his flirt on with some woman at a party in Malibu or something, but apparently nothing's going on - or he's just cheating on her but they're ...

Lady GaGa Is Making Music Again

lady gaga Lady GaGa has been pretty much out of the spotlight for the past few months as she underwent hip surgery, rode around in a gold wheelchair, maybe got plastic surgery (totally did) and fought frivolous lawsuits. But now she's back and she actually has music to release! A new single! A new album! An app! Ahhhhhhh! (That can be a scream of joy, terror or disgust, depending on your personal tastes.) From Facebook: I mean, I'm not really all that excited about this. I liked the Fame Monster EP (and her actual fi...

Helen Mirren Stole Courtney Stodden’s Shoes

helen mirren stripper heels Helen Mirren, oh man, don't even get me started on that trollop. I am so sick of her slutty red carpet outfits. You guys won't even BELIEVE what she wore this time. That's right. Look at those platform heels. Guys...she went full Stodden. Here's a close-up: I understand why all women of all ages in all of Hollywood would want to embrace the look of Courtney Stodden; she is, after all, our modern day Grace Kelly. And beyond. Elton John is going to re-write "Candle In The Wind" so hard for her....

Leah Remini Quit Scientology — Someone Keep An Eye On Her

leah remini the talk Leah Remini, probably best known for The King of Queens, full-on quit Scientology. Oh yeah by the way, Leah Remini, probably best known for The King of Queens, was a Scientologist. She released a statement for her fans, but did not release a statement as to why she decided to leave. Rumors are it's because of church leader and best man at Tom Cruise's wedding, David Miscavige, and how he and the church are corrupt, and there's also that he's f-cking creepy and has a missing goddamn wife that...

John Mayer Wasn’t A Douche For A Few Hours

john mayer fans guitar store John Mayer and Katy Perry are a couple again. He even dedicated a song ("A Face To Call Home") to her at once of his concerts, telling the crowd, "Katy [is] my face to call home." (Huffington Post.) That's sweet. Try not to f-ck it up this time. Mr. Mayer and Ms. Perry were hanging out in a guitar store when they met some teenage fans. Nice celebs would pose for a photo or give an autograph, but John Mayer went even further. From The Daily News: Julie Fermin, 16, happened to be in the SoHo s...

New Amanda Bynes Video Is Oddly Creepy

amanda bynes dog paparazzi Amanda Bynes was video recorded walking around in NYC, but not regular walkin' -- fancy walkin'. Amanda. Sidewalk's for regular walkin' not fancy walkin'. As she's walking she's swaying her hips and moving her shoulders and waving her arms like she's trying to dance and walk at the same time. Some people think it's funny but I think it's creepy as hell. Check it out for yourself:   Get More: TV Shows, Full Episode Video, Reality TV Shows   Maybe the creepy thing about it i...

Kirsten Dunst’s Boyfriend Is An Ass

kirsten dunst garrett hedlund coachella party Kirsten Dunst is (allegedly) super heartbroken that her boyfriend, Garrett Hedlund, decided that after nearly two years he not only doesn't want to marry her, but doesn't see her as the woman he was going to spend the rest of his life with. Guys, I really get the feeling that he was leading her on. And that's why he sucks. Anyway, here's some personal, invasive details from National Enquirer: After nearly two years together, hunky Garrett, 28, suddenly told the “Spider-Man” cutie, 31, that ...

Oh, F-ck Off: ‘Two and a Half Men’ Adds “Sexy, Gorgeous” Lesbian Character

ashton kutcher jon cryer Two and a Half Men is obviously the worst show on television at the moment, and has been since it first went on the air WAY TOO MANY years ago. It's misogynistic, has terrible writing and is most definitely NOT funny in any way. And yet... it survives. HOW is this possible? Who is watching this trash? The show's latest foray into fuckery comes with the announcement that they plan to replace Angus T Jones - who publicly bit the hand that fed him, so to speak, by saying what absolute disgustin...

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sofia vergara Sofia Vergara admits that she doesn't believe in natural beauty [Amy Grindhouse] Blake Lively's boobs have come back from... wherever they were [The Superficial] I seriously had no idea Leah Remini was ever a Scientologist, but she isn't anymore! [Celebitchy] Vin Diesel is here to ruin your Superhero fantasies [Lainey Gossip] Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are "working on their friendship" [ICYDK] Whoever Su-Elise Nash is, she's wearing a see-through outfit [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Candice Swanepoel has l...

Andrew Garfield Wonders Why Spider-Man Isn’t Gay

andrew garfield spider-man Oh, Andrew Garfield - he's so evolved! So progressive! We all know Spider-Man is a total stud with the ladies, but Andrew has a more important question: Why can't he be gay? After all, Mary Jane could be a dude... named AJ! It'd be easy! Let's do it! From Entertainment Weekly: Recently, he says, he had a philosophical discussion with producer Matt Tolmach about Mary Jane or “MJ” to fans. “I was kind of joking, but kind of not joking about MJ,” he tells EW. “And I was like, ‘What if MJ is a dude?’ Why can...