

will.i.am is pretty much the worst and I can't stand the sight of him - which is too bad for me since he turns up EVERYWHERE and we can't seem to get rid of him no matter how hard we try. Now he wants to try and make himself even more relevant by collaborating with... Taylor Swift? Dear God.
From E! News:
"Taylor Swift is dope," will.i.am told me earlier this week before performing at a music festival in Norway.
"I'd like to work with Taylor Swift. I like the girl. We could do something really fantasy-like. That would be cool....
Cold as ice: Did George Clooney break up with Stacy Keibler over the phone? [The Superficial]
Robert Downey Jr definitely deserves those two thumbs up [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye West lost his damn mind again and this time it was caught on camera [ICYDK]
Paula Deen is firing other people now, instead [Amy Grindhouse]
Uh oh, Lady GaGa left the house without her shirt on [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
I'm pretty sure 90% of Kate Upton's wardrobe is just bikinis [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh lo...
A former bodyguard who worked with Michael Jackson while he was in the UK back in 2009 claims that the late popstar knew he was going to die and told him so just days before he actually did. Apparently Michael was afraid he wouldn't see his kids grow up, and unfortunately, he was too right.
From Now:
MJ's former bodyguard Matt Fiddes has revealed a shock new twist: Michael had chillingly predicted his own premature death and knew that he wouldn't live long enough to see his children Paris, Prin...
It seems natural that a "Christian" fame-whore whose beliefs took a back seat to a pile of cash would spawn an arrogant piece of shit like Justin Bieber, and indeed that's happened. Pattie Mallette keeps giving interviews about shit no one cares to hear (besides maybe Beliebers), and her newest one with Parade saw her chatting (again) about just what humble beginnings Justin had and just how hard she worked to raise him right. You know, like millions of other single parents do around the world eve...
So we're all aware that Sandra Bullock is great and her son Louis Bardot is absolutely adorable, right? That's a thing we're all in agreement on? Good. Sandra has dedicated most of her time and energy now to raising her little dude and has focused all her energy on mom time. Here's some quotes from an interview with Io Donna:
"The only man in my life is my son, and it's probably going to stay this way for a while.
"I go to bed wearing a very baggy one-piece cheetah suit, just because it m...
In a whirlwind romance that rivals even that of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries in terms of brevity, it seems that Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco - who only confirmed the fact that they were dating a couple weeks ago - have already split. Well, that was... brief.
From E! Online:
Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill have split up, a source confirms exclusively to E! News.
The attractive pair had only been outed as a couple barely two weeks ago, prompting a flurry of speculation as to just how l...
Sharknado, a film about a shark-filled tornado hitting Los Angeles, starring Tara Reid and Ian Ziering was really popular on Twitter -- and in our hearts, of course. But was it popular on TV?
NOPE!
How could it fail? In addition to the sterling cast, we also got Kevin McCallister's dad from Home Alone giving us his classic "I'm concerned about this" face. We had Ian Ziering saying lines like, "It's flooding here. Not the plumbing...the OCEAN" and "We can't just sit here and let sharks ...
Kids grow up so fast these days -- little Suri Cruise is already having her first paparazzi fight. I remember when she was but a baby on the cover of Vanity Fair. And look at her now! I think this reminds us all of our first scuffle with a paparazzo, doesn't it? I guess no matter who our parents are, we all go though the same things growing up.
Suri and mother Katie Holmes and some random kid were leaving a hotel, and were immediately surrounded by the talented and beautiful paparazzi. Suri, unders...
Oprah gives everyone reality TV shows nowadays, from Ryan and Tatum O'Neal (entertaining as f-ck by the way) to LaToya Jackson. But the worst is yet to come. Oprah is producing a "docuseries" (read: reality TV show but we'll be damned if we call it that) with Lindsay Lohan that, "will follow the actress as she works to rebuild her career and stay healthy" (ET Online).
Are you kidding me?
We're big fans of the Oprah head-shaking GIF here at Evil Beet, but I don't think we've ever used it in a stor...
Amanda Seyfried took her Lovelace role personally, I suppose, because she's in the August issue of Elle talking about how her vagina needs to spark for her to be in a relationship, which always happens right away. Basically, she won't grow to love you if she doesn't immediately. Lots of people will take issue with that but I actually kind of agree with that. I'm a "know right away" person myself and I never grow to like anyone if I don't in the beginning - that goes for friends, as well. Still, I do...
In what has to be the weirdest, most pointless Twitter rivalry ever, known troublemaker Azealia Banks has started a "beef" (hate that expression) with known doesn't-give-a-fuck-er Lily Allen over... ugly kids? Husbands that look like thumbs? I mean, it's just sorta silly. I was gonna be all, "Here's how it went down!" but.. I kinda just told you. Azealia said something on Twitter about how when she met Lily Allen once, she seemed all "coked up" and that her husband looked like a thumb? So Lily retaliated...
Justin Bieber is about 19, I think (too lazy/don't care enough to look it up). What I do know is he's not of legal drinking age in the US and yet... he won't stop drinking. Because he's famous, he thinks he's above the law and most of the time, he sort of is - most clubs won't turn his punk ass away. However, a Chicago club got in trouble this week when police cited the venue for serving Bieber booze and also kicked him the curb along with his entourage.
From TMZ:
It all went down Tuesday ni...