Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kristen Stewart’s Finally Embracing Her Butch Side

kristen-stewart-army Sure, it's for a movie role, but it's good to see Kristen Stewart spending some quality time with her butch side. She's currently in Los Angeles filming some indie drama called Camp X-Ray, in which she plays a female soldier who is abused by her fellow officers while stationed in Guantanamo Bay but then strikes up an "unlikely friendship" (plotline of every movie ever) with a prisoner. If this sounds like a storyline for the porn of your dreams, sorry to dash your hopes. This is a Very Serious Film with...

Well, That Explains A Lot: Vanessa Hudgens Wanted To Play A Prostitute Since She Was 12

vanessa hudgens There's no shade being thrown Vanessa Hudgens' way from my direction - homegirl is doing her and always has. She loves getting naked, dressing like a hippie and going to music festivals... and why shouldn't she? Do you, girl. She's a good looking girl with a nice body and is in control of her own sexuality (well, "in control" minus the whole "having naked pics hacked from her phone... repeatedly" thing) - what's so threatening about that? In any case, Vanessa recently revealed that she's ...

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sharknado Best news of the day: Sharknado 2 is in the works! [Starpulse] Ted Nugent has a lot to say about the George Zimmerman verdict [The Superficial] Queen Elizabeth wants the royal baby to be born so she can go on vacation [Lainey Gossip] Here's a gift for your Thursday: Irina Shayk and some sideboob [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Remember Whitney Port? She's... still around, wearing nice dresses [Amy Grindhouse] Don't worry, Emma Roberts' relationship with her boyfriend is just "passionate and extreme" [Celebitchy] Rihanna's fans love her ...

Oh, Isn’t That Sweet: Liam Payne Is “Flamboyant” in the New One Direction Video

Nothing better than when "straight" guys (I have to put it in quotes here, though it applies without the quotes, too) pretend to be flamboyantly gay just for fun! I mean, what's not hilarious about making fun of effeminate homosexual men? It's so funny!! Except it's not, but that hasn't stopped One Direction from casting one of its members, Liam Payne, as exactly that in their new video for 'Best Song Ever'. Ughghghghghhghg. Liam's character is called Leeroy and he wears a pink sweatshirt and matching headband and says bullshit like, "Ooh, I love your blouse. It goes great with your eyes." Can someone punch him and then the rest of his bandmates and then the producer of this video, their management and whoever greenlighted this stupid bullshit? Sure, it's "all in fun"... when you're a straight dude who's never been bullied for his sexuality (or a gay dude who beards with a girlfriend in order to escape the discrimination you're taking part in yourself...). Sorry, I can't get down with this. The teaser of the video is above - the full thing will be released July 22, in time for their stupid 3D movie, This Is Us. /> Nothing better than when "straight" guys (I have to put it in quotes here, though it applies without the quotes, too) pretend to be flamboyantly gay just for fun! I mean, what's not hilarious about making fun of effeminate homosexual men? It's so funny!! Except it's not, but that hasn't stopped One Direction from casting one of its members, Liam Payne, as exactly that in their new video for 'Best Song Ever'. Ughghghghghhghg. Liam's character is called Leeroy and he wears a pink sweatshirt an...

So Sad: Jane Lynch Emotionally Remembers Cory Monteith on Jay Leno

jane lynch cory monteith The death of Cory Monteith has come as a shock to many and has saddened many more. The loss of what seemed like a genuinely nice, talented, down-to-earth guy is always sad - celebrity or not - but that he was beloved by so many who watched him on Glee just made it that much harder, I think. While many of his castmates have remained silent, Jane Lynch honoured her commitment to appear on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, where she had a chance to pay tribute to her colleague and friend. Seein...

Jennifer Aniston’s New Hair Makes Her Look Like Jennifer Grey

jennifer aniston jennifer grey comparison Jennifer Aniston's new hair makes her look like an older version of pre-nose job Jennifer Grey. That's not a bad thing! Don't worry, Aniston fans, it's a wig for her upcoming film, Squirrels to the Nuts, the one she did with Will Forte who gushed all over the place about how great she was at giving him relationship advice. Here's how that went: Will Forte: I don't know what to do, I think my girlfriend is going to break up with me and she's going to take the dog and I really don't want her ...

Charlie Sheen On Being A Grandpa: “My Bucket List Is A Thimble!”

charlie sheen scary movie 5 Crazy ole Charlie Sheen can now be known as Crazy ole Grandpa Charlie now that his 28 year-old daughter, Cassandra Estevez, gave birth to a baby girl (named Luna.) Sheen had Cassandra when he was 19, so you can only imagine the hell Martin Sheen gave him on that day. He probably gave him a very calm speech about how much he disappointed him and a calm speech from Martin Sheen about how much you disappointed him is a million times worse than an angry email from Charlie Sheen about how much you d...

Kim Kardashian: “I Am So Blessed”

kim kardashian baby bump Kim Kardashian has been mum about being a new mom (HA HA HA I'M HILARIOUS I WONDER HOW MANY OTHER BLOGS HAVE MADE THAT JOKE) until today, when the social media person for Celebuzz she posted on her blog. She wrote, Hey guys, These past couple of weeks have been filled with the most exciting experiences of my life. I’m enjoying this time to fully embrace motherhood and spend time at home with my family. I’ve been reading all of your messages and want to thank you all for your sweet thou...

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Introduces Scratch-And-Sniff TV

mama june here comes honey boo boo Hey who feels like vomiting today? Great, I have just the thing! Here Comes Honey Boo Boo premieres tonight with a special twist: scratch-and-sniff TV! The TLC nightmare put scratch-and-sniff cards in People and Us Weekly. And there's a special method to this madness. From Business Week: According to TLC, it works like this: When the show flashes numbers onscreen during the episode, viewers will be instructed to smell a correspondingly numbered card. [...] if you scratch the right one dur...

Even ‘Playboy’ Doesn’t Want Farrah Abraham

farrah abraham Farrah Abraham may be a mother, drunk driving school graduate, current rehab patient and bonafide porn star, but not even Playboy will lower its standards enough to feature her in their esteemed publication. That's right: she's been rejected. From TMZ: TMZ has learned, "Teen Mom" porn star Farrah Abraham will be living out every young girl's fantasy to model nude for Playboy magazine!!! Just kidding, Playboy rejected her sorry ass. Sources tell us, the star of "Backdoor Teen Mom" reached out...

Robin Thicke Wishes He Was In The Beatles

robin thicke Robin Thicke, he of 'Blurred Lines' and... that's about it, continues to say stupid shit. This time? He wishes he was part of The Beatles because he really loves Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band because it was all about "experimenting". #deepthoughts From an interview with Spotify, in which Robin was asked which band in history he'd have liked to be part of, he said: "The Beatles! I'd have loved to have been part of making Sgt Pepper. "That really is an immaculate piece of art - the s...