Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears And Miley Cyrus Have A Special Bond

miley cyrus in naked miley t-shirt Britney Spears is like Dumbledore to Miley Cyrus' Harry Potter, based on what Ms. Cyrus told Huffington Post U.K. Ms. Spears is something of a mentor to the twerking mess. Here's how Miley explained their special bond. From Us Weekly: Everyone goes through a time in their life where they don't want their picture taken everyday. [Britney] just never had that time where she could say, 'I'm going through something right now and need to shut down.' I also don't have that, so it's good to have that one...

Presenting Sharon Stone In A Bikini

sharon stone white bikini Sharon Stone has never been shy about showing off her body at any age. And she looks damn good, not just for 55. She hasn't gotten any sort of major plastic surgery either (as you can especially tell from these pics, but hey, everyone has a bad day.) Here's her theory on plastic surgery, from New You magazine via E Online: I can't tell you how many doctors try to sell me a facelift. I've even gone as far as having someone talk me into it, but when I went over and looked at pictures of myself,...

O.J. Simpson Gets Parole, Still Has To Stay In Prison

OJ simpson parole O.J. Simpson, Paula Deen's BFF, was granted parole today. However, he still has another 4 years in prison to go. Though Simpson infamously was "not guilty" in the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, in a bout of kharmaliciousness, in 2008 on an unrelated charge he was sentenced to 33 years in prison. Though now he'll be serving only half the time, it's still kind of satisfying to see him locked up. He was jailed for holding someone at gunpoint while stealing sports memorabilia in 2o07, m...

Robin Thicke Thinks He’s a Feminist Now

robin-thicke Robin Thicke is a hot mess and I wouldn't have sex with him if he was the last human on earth, but at least he thinks he's hot shit and has a handle on women and feminism. That's right, ladies and gents - 'Blurred Lines', which tells women how much they want it and not to deny their love of The D, is totally a feminist anthem! Yeah, okay. From the TODAY show: "When we made the song, we had nothing but the most respect for women and - my wife, I've been with the same woman since I was a teena...

Nigella Lawson Has Been Granted a Divorce, Thank God

nigella lawson Nigella Lawson can breathe a sigh of relief, as a judge has granted her a divorce from her asshole scrotum of a husband, Charles Saatchi. Just in case you forgot, Charles choked her repeatedly in public, played it off as a joke, admonished Nigella for not defending him and then refused to apologise. Sounds like a stand-up guy. Thank Christ she got away from him. From BBC News: TV chef Nigella Lawson and art collector Charles Saatchi have been granted a divorce at the High Court in London, ending their 10-year marria...

LOL: Denzel Washington Struggles With His Weight?

denzel washington Denzel Washington is what my 50-something white mom would call a "nice looking honey". That's conventionally true, I think, so you might be surprised to learn that he actually has struggled with his weight because he... loves ice cream so much? Okay, let's go with this. From The Late Show with David Letterman: ''Actually at one point I got to 247lbs. I was directing a movie and I was editing the film so I was very nervous about it and I'm in the dark in the editing room for five or six months and I'm ju...

Teresa & Joe Giudice Released On $500,000 Bond

teresa giudice joe giudice Teresa and Joe Giudice from The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in some deeeeep shit with the feds for 29 different charges including mail and bank fraud, failure to file tax returns and more. Basically, it's getting real for them. They turned themselves into the feds yesterday but have since been released on about $500,000 bond. They also had to turn over their passports and will need to restrict their movements to New York and New Jersey. From TMZ: As part of the terms of their bail, both ...

Katy Perry’s New Single Might Be Called ‘Rawr’

katy perry elle Or 'Roar'. We're all excited for Katy Perry's new music, right? And no, I'm not being sarcastic. Teenage Dream was an AMAZING album and I'm really excited to see what she's going to come up with next, because that was a hard one to top. Of course her new single would be called 'Roar' or 'Rawr' - it just seems to fit. Of course, that might not actually be the case, but that's the story going around. Katy's longtime producer Dr. Luke also added to the "suspense" by tweeting the following: an...

Oh, Snap: NeNe Leakes Had A Wedding She Didn’t Bother To Pay For

nene leakes gregg leakes NeNe Leakes was so hype over her recent wedding redux to Gregg Leakes last month, having a lavish ceremony in Atlanta that she posted photos from all over the Internet, blah blah. The whole thing was filmed for TV, over 400 guests were in attendance and there was plenty of fun to be had for all. The problem? Uh, NeNe didn't pay for any of this... and now she's being sued by her wedding planner. From TMZ: The woman going after Leakes is Tiffany Cook -- who claims NeNe hired Dream Design Weddings to ...

Rihanna Won Her Lawsuit Against Topshop

rihanna Remember when Rihanna sued Topshop's parent company, Arcadia Group Brands Ltd, for $5 million for using her image on some of their products without permission between 2011 - 2012? Hilariously, she later asked for free stuff from the company, apparently, but that's neither here nor there. The latest is that she won the lawsuit - hurray! From Digital Spy: Topshop's lawyers had claimed the 25-year-old was making an unjustifiable bid to establish a "free-standing image right" over use of her ...

Sharon Osbourne Calls Bullshit On Justin Bieber’s Tough Guy Act

sharon osbourne justin bieber Justin Bieber thinks he's a mini thug, but anyone with any common sense knows that this is bullshit. Thankfully, Sharon Osbourne actually had the balls to come out and say that publicly... which, of course she did. Sharon doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks, least of all some temperamental teenager who thinks it's cool to piss in buckets and spit in people's faces. From The Daily Beast: I feel really bad for him. There’s this little kid with a huge dream, he’s cute, girls love him, and he wants to be a ...

Lohan Is Out Of Rehab!

[image removed on request] Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, so let the games begin, I guess. But not for Lohan, she's gotta get to work. The rest of us can catch her movie and sit on the sidelines and question her fashion choices, because Jesus, what is up with this socks and ankle boots combo? From the knees up her outfit says Woodstock and from the knees down it says Mrs. Doubtfire. But congratulations, Lindsay, for completing your court-ordered rehab. From here she is on her way to something called a sober coach to spend "three or four days in a lower level sober living facility" (TMZ via Daily Mail.) I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds like a good idea. As of now, it seems like Lohan is sticking with her plan of moving home or staying in NYC, neither of which are very good options. Best of luck to you, Mrs. Lohan. Jesus loves you more than you will know. Or at least kinda likes you.   />[image removed on request] Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, so let the games begin, I guess. But not for Lohan, she's gotta get to work. The rest of us can catch her movie and sit on the sidelines and question her fashion choices, because Jesus, what is up with this socks and ankle boots combo? From the knees up her outfit says Woodstock and from the knees down it says Mrs. Doubtfire. But congratulations, Lindsay, for completing your court-ordered rehab. From here she is on her way to something...