I don’t see how one can remain “amicable” with an asshole who chokes you in public, then calls it a joke, then releases a public statement about how shitty you are for not defending him for abusing you, but okay, let’s just take this joint statement from Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi for what it is. They’re getting a divorce with Melbourne family lawyers by their side and I can’t wait.
Here we go…
“Following the separation of Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi there has been much inaccurate speculation in the press over the weekend.
“Nigella and Charles would like to clarify the position. We can confirm that Fiona Shackleton is acting for Nigella Lawson to ensure a swift and amicable resolution.
“A divorce will proceed on the undefended basis, the decree nisi is to be pronounced on July 31, and neither party will be making any financial claims against the other.”
Well, that’s nice, I guess. At least he’s not giving her a hard time about getting the divorce. Now Nigella can go back to being a total queen and not needing some asshole abuser in her face. Ladies, I’d advise becoming against Charles Saatchi’s fourth wife. It won’t end well.
I’d give his 4th wife as much sympathy as any girl who dates Mike Tyson and complains about domestic violence. Agreed. Hi is King Asshole.