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That much eyeliner at your wedding, Avril Lavigne? Really? [Amy Grindhouse]

Courtney Stodden’s new boobs definitely don’t fit into her old clothes [The Superficial]

If you want to see Amanda Seyfried as porn star Linda Lovelace, you’re in luck [The Frisky]

Kristen Stewart still enjoys fashion, no matter what she looks like [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Nicole Lee, whoever she may be, wants you to see her ass [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Busy Philipps had her second child, a little girl [Celebitchy]

James Gandolfini left his $70 million fortune to his kids [ICYDK]

Christina Aguilera’s ass seems to be a little confused [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

A topless Nina Agdal wishes you a happy 4th of July [Celebslam]

Well, I guess I can see what RPattz sees in Riley Keough [The Superficial]

Beyoncé loves the finer things in life – champagne and burgers [The Frisky]

Kerry Washington got married and it was a good day [Lainey Gossip]

Nothing like a little Rosie Huntington Whiteley boobs to brighten your day [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Let’s settle this once and for all: Is James Franco hot? [I’m Not Obsessed]

Is Henry Cavill the second coming of Tom Cruise? Probably not [Celebitchy]

Sofia Vergara got a massage in a bikini on camera when she was 20 [IDLYITW]

Oh dear, Kaley Cuoco is already calling paparazzi on herself [Amy Grindhouse]

Khloe Kardashian is ready for a baby now that she’s seen Kim’s [ICYDK]

Ireland Baldwin paddle boards in a bikini, still is pretty boring [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Do you really miss ‘Dexter’? Don’t worry, he’s baaaaack! [theBERRY]

Rosamund Pike gets down to her skivvies for Esquire [G Celeb]

Kim Kardashian’s holding out on the birth of the royal baby to announce her engagement [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

LeAnn Rimes says she was almost stabbed in elementary school [The Blemish]

Paula Deen is trying to use Prop 8 to get out of her racial discrimination lawsuit [The Superficial]

Do you care about Paula Patton? Too bad! [The Frisky]

Sandra Bullock hits the Venice Film Festival, looks adorable [Lainey Gossip]

Victoria Silvstedt might want to put on some underwear [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Reese Witherspoon doesn’t seem to do much besides shopping lately [I’m Not Obsessed]

Jay-Z has a new album out, but is it any good? Yes, it is [Celebitchy]

I really don’t understand Rihanna’s crotch-patting dance move [Amy Grindhouse]

Is Ian Somerhalder trying to be in the ’50 Shades’ movie? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Lulu James has got some seriously good music [OMG Blog]

Kid Rock does arrest mugshots like the best of them [theBERRY]

Ashley Benson really really wants you to pay attention to her bikini [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Mischa Barton is really mad at Sofia Coppola [Celebslam]