Poor Nick Cannon. He seems like an okay guy but he's always playing second fiddle to, you know, actual celebrities. He's Mariah Carey's husband. He's Amanda Bynes' former co-star. He's the host of America's Got Talent, too, yeah, but... I wouldn't exactly call that an illustrious gig.
In any case, he worked with Amanda on All That (SO don't remember him on that show) and started reflecting on her recent meltdown during an interview on The Howard Stern Show this week.
"That's like my little sister. To se...
Justin Bieber is everything I hate about the world (and social media) and it's hard to just ignore him (as I do with most things I don't like) because he won't stop trying to paste his nasty ass 12-year-old boy's body here there and everywhere. Since Instagram introduced video yesterday, of course he had to get in on the fun by putting up a video of himself without a shirt on, thereby allowing a bunch of pre-teens to discover masturbation for the first time, I guess?
I love that this idiot...
I guess my 1990's time machine worked, because apparently Julia Roberts is mad at Gwyneth Paltrow for "winning" People's Most Beautiful Woman title. I can't even get into how untrue this story is, but let's pretend it is. Let's pretend it's 1998 and this stuff matters, and Julia Roberts cares and we care about Julia Roberts. From National Enquirer:
A source says Julia, 45, exploded when “People” magazine named Gwyneth, 40, its “Most Beautiful Woman” – and the “Pretty Woman” is ...
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their baby North. It was a rumor and also a joke that they would do that, and I honestly didn't think they would. But they did. North West. TMZ got this info from Cedars Sinai, the hospital where Kim gave birth. I picture them getting the info the way Alex and his droogs clubbed people with sticks in A Clockwork Orange.
Fun fact: North was Roger Ebert's most hated movie.
Twitter is making so many puns right now. Even Voldemort got in on it by tweeting, "So I'm ...
Taylor Swift has a lot going on, and probably doesn't even care about Abercrombie & Fitch's dig at her, but her fans do. Abercrombie & Fitch really doesn't give a flying f-ck about customers. They've made it clear that if you're fat, "try Sears" (okay, that was a Mean Girls quote, but you know they were thinking that).
So what's the latest controversy? Some t-shirt that pokes fun at Taylor Swift. And not very well. From Zimbio:
The "drama" started when fans noticed an Abercrombie shirt ...
Miley Cyrus is so hardcore, you guys. This isn't the same Miley we've grown to love tolerate. And you know what? I like this new Miley better. This Miley isn't taking crap, and I though I don't think her approach was classy, she was justified in her anger and the, ah, spirit of her message when she cursed at a paparazzo. The story from Gossip Cop:
The “We Can’t Stop” singer was swarmed by photographers upon exiting a medical building in Beverly Hills on Wednesday. One paparazzo asked the singer, “Miley are you pregnant?” to which Cyrus shot back, “No, I...
Paula Deen made a lot of baffling, racially charged comments under deposition for being sued for making baffling, racially charged comments. At least she's not denying them, is the best thing you could say. But she's not owning up to them either. Around now is when her people would release a statement like, "Paula Deen made some mistakes and is embarrassed. She didn't intend to offend anyone and she'll use this as a lesson for the future." or something like that. Anything other than this (from TMZ):...
Henry Cavill is the talk of the town these days because of the whole Superman thing, and good for him. I know nothing about him or the film cos it's not really my bag, but yay for attractive bros giving ladies nice things to look at... or something? (I'm trying!) This story isn't really about Henry Cavill being super talented and super hot, though - no, it's about James Franco crying about how Henry Cavill apparently doesn't like him. I don't know either, but let's go with it.
From his perso...
Smoking is illegal in airplanes, but Simon Cowell's both not into playing by the rules and really addicted to smoking, which is why he has his own private jet, because they let him puff away. This news comes courtesy of Dannii Minogue, the low-rent sister of Kylie Minogue (love you, Dannii) who is still talking about Simon even though they haven't worked directly together since The X Factor a few years ago (but they DID get it on back in the day!). Damn, seems everyone wants to air him out these d...
Hey, did you know Johnny Depp is nearly completely blind in one eye? Me neither! He's apparently super near-sighted in his right eye and his left is blurry as hell and he can't see shit out of it, forcing him to rely on some heavy duty prescription glasses. Intense!
From Rolling Stone:
His glasses are prescription, and he needs them badly, though they don't do anything for his left eye. Since birth, he's been "basically blind as a bat" in that one, in a way that's impossible to correct. "E...
Serena Williams is known for being an amazing tennis player, not a fantastic public spokeswoman, and we found out why last week. Discussing the famous Steubenville rape case - in which a 16-year-old girl was drugged and raped repeatedly by local high school football players as others videotaped and then posted the incident on the Internet - she came out with this hot mess to Rolling Stone:
"Do you think it was fair, what they got? They did something stupid, but I don't know. I'm not blaming...
Oh, Russell Brand. He's a generally decent guy with a rampant sex addiction and a strange sense of humour, and you'd got to admire his forthright-ness about some of the shit he's done in the past. His latest "revelation" is that he tried getting with Mila Kunis back in the day, only to get knocked back when she told him she was dating Macaulay Culkin. Oh, snap!
From The Mirror:
He was married to one ofthe world’s hottest women and previously bragged about having sex with more than a dozen birds in...
Poor Nick Cannon. He seems like an okay guy but he's always playing second fiddle to, you know, actual celebrities. He's Mariah Carey's husband. He's Amanda Bynes' former co-star. He's the host of America's Got Talent, too, yeah, but... I wouldn't exactly call that an illustrious gig.
In any case, he worked with Amanda on All That (SO don't remember him on that show) and started reflecting on her recent meltdown during an interview on The Howard Stern Show this week.
"That's like my little sister. To se...
Justin Bieber is everything I hate about the world (and social media) and it's hard to just ignore him (as I do with most things I don't like) because he won't stop trying to paste his nasty ass 12-year-old boy's body here there and everywhere. Since Instagram introduced video yesterday, of course he had to get in on the fun by putting up a video of himself without a shirt on, thereby allowing a bunch of pre-teens to discover masturbation for the first time, I guess?
I love that this idiot...
I guess my 1990's time machine worked, because apparently Julia Roberts is mad at Gwyneth Paltrow for "winning" People's Most Beautiful Woman title. I can't even get into how untrue this story is, but let's pretend it is. Let's pretend it's 1998 and this stuff matters, and Julia Roberts cares and we care about Julia Roberts. From National Enquirer:
A source says Julia, 45, exploded when “People” magazine named Gwyneth, 40, its “Most Beautiful Woman” – and the “Pretty Woman” is ...
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their baby North. It was a rumor and also a joke that they would do that, and I honestly didn't think they would. But they did. North West. TMZ got this info from Cedars Sinai, the hospital where Kim gave birth. I picture them getting the info the way Alex and his droogs clubbed people with sticks in A Clockwork Orange.
Fun fact: North was Roger Ebert's most hated movie.
Twitter is making so many puns right now. Even Voldemort got in on it by tweeting, "So I'm ...
Taylor Swift has a lot going on, and probably doesn't even care about Abercrombie & Fitch's dig at her, but her fans do. Abercrombie & Fitch really doesn't give a flying f-ck about customers. They've made it clear that if you're fat, "try Sears" (okay, that was a Mean Girls quote, but you know they were thinking that).
So what's the latest controversy? Some t-shirt that pokes fun at Taylor Swift. And not very well. From Zimbio:
The "drama" started when fans noticed an Abercrombie shirt ...
Miley Cyrus is so hardcore, you guys. This isn't the same Miley we've grown to love tolerate. And you know what? I like this new Miley better. This Miley isn't taking crap, and I though I don't think her approach was classy, she was justified in her anger and the, ah, spirit of her message when she cursed at a paparazzo. The story from Gossip Cop:
The “We Can’t Stop” singer was swarmed by photographers upon exiting a medical building in Beverly Hills on Wednesday. One paparazzo asked the singer, “Miley are you pregnant?” to which Cyrus shot back, “No, I...
Paula Deen made a lot of baffling, racially charged comments under deposition for being sued for making baffling, racially charged comments. At least she's not denying them, is the best thing you could say. But she's not owning up to them either. Around now is when her people would release a statement like, "Paula Deen made some mistakes and is embarrassed. She didn't intend to offend anyone and she'll use this as a lesson for the future." or something like that. Anything other than this (from TMZ):...
Henry Cavill is the talk of the town these days because of the whole Superman thing, and good for him. I know nothing about him or the film cos it's not really my bag, but yay for attractive bros giving ladies nice things to look at... or something? (I'm trying!) This story isn't really about Henry Cavill being super talented and super hot, though - no, it's about James Franco crying about how Henry Cavill apparently doesn't like him. I don't know either, but let's go with it.
From his perso...
Smoking is illegal in airplanes, but Simon Cowell's both not into playing by the rules and really addicted to smoking, which is why he has his own private jet, because they let him puff away. This news comes courtesy of Dannii Minogue, the low-rent sister of Kylie Minogue (love you, Dannii) who is still talking about Simon even though they haven't worked directly together since The X Factor a few years ago (but they DID get it on back in the day!). Damn, seems everyone wants to air him out these d...
Hey, did you know Johnny Depp is nearly completely blind in one eye? Me neither! He's apparently super near-sighted in his right eye and his left is blurry as hell and he can't see shit out of it, forcing him to rely on some heavy duty prescription glasses. Intense!
From Rolling Stone:
His glasses are prescription, and he needs them badly, though they don't do anything for his left eye. Since birth, he's been "basically blind as a bat" in that one, in a way that's impossible to correct. "E...
Serena Williams is known for being an amazing tennis player, not a fantastic public spokeswoman, and we found out why last week. Discussing the famous Steubenville rape case - in which a 16-year-old girl was drugged and raped repeatedly by local high school football players as others videotaped and then posted the incident on the Internet - she came out with this hot mess to Rolling Stone:
"Do you think it was fair, what they got? They did something stupid, but I don't know. I'm not blaming...
Oh, Russell Brand. He's a generally decent guy with a rampant sex addiction and a strange sense of humour, and you'd got to admire his forthright-ness about some of the shit he's done in the past. His latest "revelation" is that he tried getting with Mila Kunis back in the day, only to get knocked back when she told him she was dating Macaulay Culkin. Oh, snap!
From The Mirror:
He was married to one ofthe world’s hottest women and previously bragged about having sex with more than a dozen birds in...