Get out your confetti and streamers, because it looks like Nigella Lawson is drawing up paperwork to divorce her crusty ballsack of a husband, Charles Saatchi. I mean, he accepted a caution for choking her in public just to get it over with, but Nigella's not having it and she's not going back. Surprise, surprise, he's not interested in marital counseling (or abusive asshole treatment, either) and she thinks the relationship is over, so... let's do this thing.
From The Sunday People:
If she takes him back her flourishing career in the US could suffer if Nigella is viewed a...
Kanye West has taken a note from his true love's wife and "put a ring on it", because he's apparently proposed to Kim Kardashian just a few days after she gave birth to their daughter, North West (still cracking up that that's a thing). According to The Sun, Yeezus has yet to buy a proper engagement ring but gave her a $750k "black and tiger-stripe diamond ring" as a push present. Uh, ew?
New dad Kanye West asked Kim Kardashian to marry him just days after she gave birth to their first child.
The reality s...
Amy Winehouse is one of my absolute favorites and we like her here at Evil Beet. She was living a destructive life but she seemed to be getting back into a healthy place, so when she died, I was honestly shocked. I thought she was getting better. They ruled that she died of alcoholism. With so much alcohol in her system, withdrawing the way she did was deadly. However, her brother is saying that what really killed her was bulimia. From DNAIndia:
Amy Winehouse’s older brother Alex has claimed ...
Aaron Carter is really good for entertaining us all, but not with his music, more with his crazy stories. Here's the latest and possibly best. Mr. Carter is claiming he got beaten up by fans of New Kids On The Block, because he was on their turf. So he posted photos of his injuries to show how tough he is. And because he's so tough, he's not going to file a police report because that's too "girlie." And he refers to himself as a "pretty little white boy". There is so much wrong here. I'll let you enjoy TMZ'...
Miley Cyrus' new video for "We Can't Stop" is full of "is this changing my image yet?" sights, including the dance move all the kids are suddenly doing: "twerking." Here's Miley doing it (center, in white) surrounded by lots of black women, for scenery street cred. (There's a debate going on right now fueled by Jezebel about whether or not Miley is appropriating "rachet culture" and is "accessorizing with black people" but that's not something I'm getting into here.)
Anyway the point here is that Britney Spears is showing her approval for Mile...
Chris Brown was given the gift of underwear at a performance at a nightclub in Anaheim last night. Oh, hey, you all may be sick of me using "LOL" but guess what? Chris Brown performing at a nightclub in Anaheim deserves a big fat f-cking LOL. I hope those are the only venues he'll ever be able to play. I hope his transparent attempt at getting more fans doesn't work, and I hope his biggest venue is an Arby's parking lot.
Someone in the front row held out a pair of panties to Brown. A lot of peop...
Justin Bieber is a spoiled little jerk, and I guess they have rehab for that now. No but seriously, apparently his manager and some other people in his circle think he should go to rehab. Yeah, pot smoking while Segway riding is practically Amy Winehouse-level behavior (RIP). Here's what InTouch is reporting:
According to RadarOnline, the 19-year-old's manager, Scooter Braun, wants him to seek treatment for his out-of-control partying, pot smoking and drinking.
Whoa time out, time out, his manager is named Scooter? Scooter? I'm sorry, I'm not going to listen to a dude named Scooter. Ok...
Russell Brand wants to get married again. I didn't take sides in the Katy Perry/Russell Brand split, but after hearing that he asked for a divorce via text, I'm team Katy. But if that doesn't bother you and you'd like to be the new Mrs. Russell Brand, here's what he's looking for. From The Mirror:
I would like to marry again and have a family. I am looking for my future wife. I hope she’s kind and sweet and sexually adventurous. I don’t ask for much, do I?
He's apparently dating some chick named Alessandra Balazs who is 23 and is Chelsea Handler's stepdaughter. Here is what she looks lik...
Bill Maher is defending Paula Deen. In case you missed it (you lucky son of a bitch), Paula Deen's been all over the news for making some discriminatory statements and was fired by The Food Network. Bill Maher loves to make people clutch their pearls and drop their monocles, so naturally he debated Deen's firing, while expressing what almost seemed like a secret desire to use "the n-word" without repercussion. That's one thing I got from it. Here's a sum-up of what Maher talked about on his show. From The Atlantic Wire:
This week, Deen was informed her contract wouldn't be renewed after s...
Kylie Jenner, the lesser Jenner, showed off a new piercing on her twitter account. I think it is gross. Not as gross as a belly button piercing, but pretty gross. This is my own opinion. Maybe you think her piercing is awesome. Whatever. That's your burden.
So what did she pierce? Her nail. Her long-ass, hopefully acrylic nail.
Is this a thing now? Curious about getting one? Here's some info on the process from Nail Art Journal:
The procedure itself is very simple. A small hole ...
James Gandolfini died 3 days ago of a heart attack in Italy and The Mirror claims to know what his last meal was, thanks to a source at the hotel where Gandolfini was staying. I know this all sounds macabre as hell, but I thought it was interesting. I'm curious about morbid things like what someone did or said on the very last day they were alive, especially when their death was sudden and unexpected.
Here's his staggering alleged last meal, via International Business Times. It's a doozy.
...
I got a little nostalgic last night and watched an episode or two or maybe more than two of The O.C. and it made me want to check in on Mischa Barton, see how she's doing. She seems to be okay, spending a day alone in at the movies, but The Daily Mail reports it as, "the actress appeared to give up trying on Friday." LOL. She's wearing a casual outfit and she's being chill, I don't really see that as "appeared to give up".
These sunglasses are insane, they look like they're drawn on her face. ...
Get out your confetti and streamers, because it looks like Nigella Lawson is drawing up paperwork to divorce her crusty ballsack of a husband, Charles Saatchi. I mean, he accepted a caution for choking her in public just to get it over with, but Nigella's not having it and she's not going back. Surprise, surprise, he's not interested in marital counseling (or abusive asshole treatment, either) and she thinks the relationship is over, so... let's do this thing.
From The Sunday People:
If she takes him back her flourishing career in the US could suffer if Nigella is viewed a...
Kanye West has taken a note from his true love's wife and "put a ring on it", because he's apparently proposed to Kim Kardashian just a few days after she gave birth to their daughter, North West (still cracking up that that's a thing). According to The Sun, Yeezus has yet to buy a proper engagement ring but gave her a $750k "black and tiger-stripe diamond ring" as a push present. Uh, ew?
New dad Kanye West asked Kim Kardashian to marry him just days after she gave birth to their first child.
The reality s...
Amy Winehouse is one of my absolute favorites and we like her here at Evil Beet. She was living a destructive life but she seemed to be getting back into a healthy place, so when she died, I was honestly shocked. I thought she was getting better. They ruled that she died of alcoholism. With so much alcohol in her system, withdrawing the way she did was deadly. However, her brother is saying that what really killed her was bulimia. From DNAIndia:
Amy Winehouse’s older brother Alex has claimed ...
Aaron Carter is really good for entertaining us all, but not with his music, more with his crazy stories. Here's the latest and possibly best. Mr. Carter is claiming he got beaten up by fans of New Kids On The Block, because he was on their turf. So he posted photos of his injuries to show how tough he is. And because he's so tough, he's not going to file a police report because that's too "girlie." And he refers to himself as a "pretty little white boy". There is so much wrong here. I'll let you enjoy TMZ'...
Miley Cyrus' new video for "We Can't Stop" is full of "is this changing my image yet?" sights, including the dance move all the kids are suddenly doing: "twerking." Here's Miley doing it (center, in white) surrounded by lots of black women, for scenery street cred. (There's a debate going on right now fueled by Jezebel about whether or not Miley is appropriating "rachet culture" and is "accessorizing with black people" but that's not something I'm getting into here.)
Anyway the point here is that Britney Spears is showing her approval for Mile...
Chris Brown was given the gift of underwear at a performance at a nightclub in Anaheim last night. Oh, hey, you all may be sick of me using "LOL" but guess what? Chris Brown performing at a nightclub in Anaheim deserves a big fat f-cking LOL. I hope those are the only venues he'll ever be able to play. I hope his transparent attempt at getting more fans doesn't work, and I hope his biggest venue is an Arby's parking lot.
Someone in the front row held out a pair of panties to Brown. A lot of peop...
Justin Bieber is a spoiled little jerk, and I guess they have rehab for that now. No but seriously, apparently his manager and some other people in his circle think he should go to rehab. Yeah, pot smoking while Segway riding is practically Amy Winehouse-level behavior (RIP). Here's what InTouch is reporting:
According to RadarOnline, the 19-year-old's manager, Scooter Braun, wants him to seek treatment for his out-of-control partying, pot smoking and drinking.
Whoa time out, time out, his manager is named Scooter? Scooter? I'm sorry, I'm not going to listen to a dude named Scooter. Ok...
Russell Brand wants to get married again. I didn't take sides in the Katy Perry/Russell Brand split, but after hearing that he asked for a divorce via text, I'm team Katy. But if that doesn't bother you and you'd like to be the new Mrs. Russell Brand, here's what he's looking for. From The Mirror:
I would like to marry again and have a family. I am looking for my future wife. I hope she’s kind and sweet and sexually adventurous. I don’t ask for much, do I?
He's apparently dating some chick named Alessandra Balazs who is 23 and is Chelsea Handler's stepdaughter. Here is what she looks lik...
Bill Maher is defending Paula Deen. In case you missed it (you lucky son of a bitch), Paula Deen's been all over the news for making some discriminatory statements and was fired by The Food Network. Bill Maher loves to make people clutch their pearls and drop their monocles, so naturally he debated Deen's firing, while expressing what almost seemed like a secret desire to use "the n-word" without repercussion. That's one thing I got from it. Here's a sum-up of what Maher talked about on his show. From The Atlantic Wire:
This week, Deen was informed her contract wouldn't be renewed after s...
Kylie Jenner, the lesser Jenner, showed off a new piercing on her twitter account. I think it is gross. Not as gross as a belly button piercing, but pretty gross. This is my own opinion. Maybe you think her piercing is awesome. Whatever. That's your burden.
So what did she pierce? Her nail. Her long-ass, hopefully acrylic nail.
Is this a thing now? Curious about getting one? Here's some info on the process from Nail Art Journal:
The procedure itself is very simple. A small hole ...
James Gandolfini died 3 days ago of a heart attack in Italy and The Mirror claims to know what his last meal was, thanks to a source at the hotel where Gandolfini was staying. I know this all sounds macabre as hell, but I thought it was interesting. I'm curious about morbid things like what someone did or said on the very last day they were alive, especially when their death was sudden and unexpected.
Here's his staggering alleged last meal, via International Business Times. It's a doozy.
...
I got a little nostalgic last night and watched an episode or two or maybe more than two of The O.C. and it made me want to check in on Mischa Barton, see how she's doing. She seems to be okay, spending a day alone in at the movies, but The Daily Mail reports it as, "the actress appeared to give up trying on Friday." LOL. She's wearing a casual outfit and she's being chill, I don't really see that as "appeared to give up".
These sunglasses are insane, they look like they're drawn on her face. ...