Miranda Kerr, supermodel/Gwyneth Paltrow's crush, is preeeeetttaaay much flawless. I came across this recipe for her breakfast and I was tempted to make some sort of "oh supermodels eat breakfast now ha ha" joke to myself but I put my cynicism on hold to check it out. Basically it's what Gwyneth Paltrow has for breakfast -- some sort of smoothie with ingredients that you need to go to Whole Foods to find. I like to make juice but I'm too lazy to clean it up. I love lamp.
Anyway, here's what's in Miranda Kerr's breakfast drink. From Style Bistro:
-- 1 glass cold-pressed coconut milk
-...
Heidi Klum is deleting ex husband Seal. Or, more specifically, her tattoo of his name. She was spotted strolling around NYC's village area with her kids and a much noticeably lighter tattoo. You can see traces of it in the above photo. Here's People's before/after photo and ~~the story~~.
In 2008, Klum, 40, referred to an abstract permanent design on her right inner arm as a commemoration of vow renewal with her singer husband.
"It was our fourth wedding, and we wanted to have our...
NeNe Leakes and her ex and now regular husband Gregg Leakes, are just like Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. They're both such massive , legendary figures in Hollywood and they both decided that they loved their ex husband and wife so much that they would marry them again. Or whatever. So that's what NeNe and Gregg did. USA Today has more info on this Real Housewives of Atlanta star's mistake wedding.
The statuesque Real Housewives of Atlanta star tied the knot with Gregg Leakes in a lav...
Gossip Girl, as we all know, was a show about the most hilariously rich jerks ever to live in Manhattan. Kelly Rutherford played a rich mom, the richest Jerry, the richest.
Anyway she had to file for bankruptcy.
From People:
The bankruptcy petition, according to legal documents obtained, shows that Rutherford, 44, spent almost $1.5 million on legal fees as the divorce/custody battle played out in court, adding that she also owes $350,000 in income taxes for 2012 and has an A...
Alexa Chung, British model and hipster goddess, discussed some uncomfortable even "creepy" things she had to do in her early modeling career. From The Daily Mail:
I actually kept modelling very separate. I never really asked my mum or my dad’s advice during that time and it actually felt like I didn’t want to tell them too much about the reality of what was going on - when I was taking the train to London and being asked to do certain things. I already knew it was wrong. So, you know, if th...
Glee actor Matthew Morrison has decided to open up his own "accredited" performing arts schools, I guess. Considering how far up his own ass he is, I'm sure each school will bear his name and have plaques featuring his image posted all over the walls. Yes, I think it's great that young students get the chance to pursue the arts in their education, of course - I'm not that much of a bitch - but Matthew Morrison is just THE WORST, so anything he does makes me roll my eyes and I don't for one sec...
Nigella Lawson is definitely not just some battered wife [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber really loves getting high [The Superficial]
Leonardo DiCaprio's movies are away better than his taste in models [Lainey Gossip]
I guess Carrie Fisher is never too old to go see-through [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Maria Menounos still won't get out of her bikini - do you mind? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Looks like QVC is ready to fire Paula Deen's racist ass, too [Amy Grindhouse]
Is there anyone better than Kylie Minogue? Nope, didn't think so [The Frisky...
For those of who you think Victoria Beckham is a miserly old bitch whose facial muscles have been frozen into a constant expression of consternation and disapproval, prepare to be surprised. She actually smiles! She loves life! She's full of joy! Yahoo!!!!
In all seriousness, I love that Posh and Becks are in on the joke about Victoria being so miserable all the time - he posted the above photo on his Facebook page with the caption, "See, I told you she smiles." Awesome!
I love Victoria Beckham and thin...
Jim Carrey shot his scenes as Colonel Stars and Stripes in Kick Ass 2 last year, but has since announced that he won't promote the film ahead of its August release because he's not really feeling the violence in the film - especially since the Sandy Hook shooting tragedy.
He announced this via his Twitter page (where else?) on Sunday; Universal Pictures hasn't responded, but they probably wont.
I did Kickass a month b4 Sandy Hook and now in all good conscience I cannot support that le...
Demi Lovato cancelled an appearance at a photoshoot for The X Factor late last week after it was revealed that her biological father had passed away. Apparently she's had a pretty messed up relationship with him over the years (he abandoned the family and they were estranged for most of her life) but they may or may not have reconciled after she went to rehab.
Patrick Lovato had dealt with cancer and was desperate to have a relationship with Demi and her older sister Dallas since falling il...
Hey, remember how Justin Bieber had that pet monkey named Mally and he left it in Germany after customs stopped him trying to smuggle it into the country? Well, no one has learned from that adventure in assholery and irresponsibility, because he's gone and got ANOTHER monkey. He hasn't tried to take this one out of the US yet, but he did hold up a private jet for near on eight hours while he went to pick it up in Florida (thanks, Florida!).
From TMZ:
Justin Bieber has pissed off a private jet company ....
Amanda Bynes got her breast implants removed, is now an A cup [The Superficial]
Does Cameron Diaz just never age or is that the miracle of Botox? [Lainey Gossip]
Farrah Abraham seriously won't stop posing topless [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Chrissy Teigen got brave and got naked for 'GQ' [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Kim Kardashian is into breastfeeding, after all [Amy Grindhouse]
Is it really so bad if Selena Gomez goes full-blown bohemian? [The Frisky]
It seems Jessica Simpson is just about ready to pop [Celebslam]
Kelly Rutherford has been forced to declare ba...
Miranda Kerr, supermodel/Gwyneth Paltrow's crush, is preeeeetttaaay much flawless. I came across this recipe for her breakfast and I was tempted to make some sort of "oh supermodels eat breakfast now ha ha" joke to myself but I put my cynicism on hold to check it out. Basically it's what Gwyneth Paltrow has for breakfast -- some sort of smoothie with ingredients that you need to go to Whole Foods to find. I like to make juice but I'm too lazy to clean it up. I love lamp.
Anyway, here's what's in Miranda Kerr's breakfast drink. From Style Bistro:
-- 1 glass cold-pressed coconut milk
-...
Heidi Klum is deleting ex husband Seal. Or, more specifically, her tattoo of his name. She was spotted strolling around NYC's village area with her kids and a much noticeably lighter tattoo. You can see traces of it in the above photo. Here's People's before/after photo and ~~the story~~.
In 2008, Klum, 40, referred to an abstract permanent design on her right inner arm as a commemoration of vow renewal with her singer husband.
"It was our fourth wedding, and we wanted to have our...
NeNe Leakes and her ex and now regular husband Gregg Leakes, are just like Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. They're both such massive , legendary figures in Hollywood and they both decided that they loved their ex husband and wife so much that they would marry them again. Or whatever. So that's what NeNe and Gregg did. USA Today has more info on this Real Housewives of Atlanta star's mistake wedding.
The statuesque Real Housewives of Atlanta star tied the knot with Gregg Leakes in a lav...
Gossip Girl, as we all know, was a show about the most hilariously rich jerks ever to live in Manhattan. Kelly Rutherford played a rich mom, the richest Jerry, the richest.
Anyway she had to file for bankruptcy.
From People:
The bankruptcy petition, according to legal documents obtained, shows that Rutherford, 44, spent almost $1.5 million on legal fees as the divorce/custody battle played out in court, adding that she also owes $350,000 in income taxes for 2012 and has an A...
Alexa Chung, British model and hipster goddess, discussed some uncomfortable even "creepy" things she had to do in her early modeling career. From The Daily Mail:
I actually kept modelling very separate. I never really asked my mum or my dad’s advice during that time and it actually felt like I didn’t want to tell them too much about the reality of what was going on - when I was taking the train to London and being asked to do certain things. I already knew it was wrong. So, you know, if th...
Glee actor Matthew Morrison has decided to open up his own "accredited" performing arts schools, I guess. Considering how far up his own ass he is, I'm sure each school will bear his name and have plaques featuring his image posted all over the walls. Yes, I think it's great that young students get the chance to pursue the arts in their education, of course - I'm not that much of a bitch - but Matthew Morrison is just THE WORST, so anything he does makes me roll my eyes and I don't for one sec...
Nigella Lawson is definitely not just some battered wife [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber really loves getting high [The Superficial]
Leonardo DiCaprio's movies are away better than his taste in models [Lainey Gossip]
I guess Carrie Fisher is never too old to go see-through [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Maria Menounos still won't get out of her bikini - do you mind? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Looks like QVC is ready to fire Paula Deen's racist ass, too [Amy Grindhouse]
Is there anyone better than Kylie Minogue? Nope, didn't think so [The Frisky...
For those of who you think Victoria Beckham is a miserly old bitch whose facial muscles have been frozen into a constant expression of consternation and disapproval, prepare to be surprised. She actually smiles! She loves life! She's full of joy! Yahoo!!!!
In all seriousness, I love that Posh and Becks are in on the joke about Victoria being so miserable all the time - he posted the above photo on his Facebook page with the caption, "See, I told you she smiles." Awesome!
I love Victoria Beckham and thin...
Jim Carrey shot his scenes as Colonel Stars and Stripes in Kick Ass 2 last year, but has since announced that he won't promote the film ahead of its August release because he's not really feeling the violence in the film - especially since the Sandy Hook shooting tragedy.
He announced this via his Twitter page (where else?) on Sunday; Universal Pictures hasn't responded, but they probably wont.
I did Kickass a month b4 Sandy Hook and now in all good conscience I cannot support that le...
Demi Lovato cancelled an appearance at a photoshoot for The X Factor late last week after it was revealed that her biological father had passed away. Apparently she's had a pretty messed up relationship with him over the years (he abandoned the family and they were estranged for most of her life) but they may or may not have reconciled after she went to rehab.
Patrick Lovato had dealt with cancer and was desperate to have a relationship with Demi and her older sister Dallas since falling il...
Hey, remember how Justin Bieber had that pet monkey named Mally and he left it in Germany after customs stopped him trying to smuggle it into the country? Well, no one has learned from that adventure in assholery and irresponsibility, because he's gone and got ANOTHER monkey. He hasn't tried to take this one out of the US yet, but he did hold up a private jet for near on eight hours while he went to pick it up in Florida (thanks, Florida!).
From TMZ:
Justin Bieber has pissed off a private jet company ....
Amanda Bynes got her breast implants removed, is now an A cup [The Superficial]
Does Cameron Diaz just never age or is that the miracle of Botox? [Lainey Gossip]
Farrah Abraham seriously won't stop posing topless [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Chrissy Teigen got brave and got naked for 'GQ' [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Kim Kardashian is into breastfeeding, after all [Amy Grindhouse]
Is it really so bad if Selena Gomez goes full-blown bohemian? [The Frisky]
It seems Jessica Simpson is just about ready to pop [Celebslam]
Kelly Rutherford has been forced to declare ba...