Scarlett Johansson hasn't been very interesting in a while, but good for her. She's working and splitting her time between here and Paris, where she lives with her French boyfriend, captain douche creative agency manager Romain Dauriac.
I guess because she's très French she was selected to be the cover girl of the first ever French Vanity Fair. I don't think I've ever seen better uncanny valley CGI work than whatever Scarlett Johansson this is. It's like they got Pixar to do this one.
...
Courtney Stodden wasn't born looking like pure poetry. Nay. At one point, she was but mere mortal. The sight is alarming. A plastic surgery and heavy make-up free Stodden kind of looked like Ke$ha.
E Online was gracious enough to share these photos with us. As you look through them, I recommend listening to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s
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Kate Gosselin is getting a mild dose of the Paula Deen effect. Someone posted this private photo of her in a plastic sumo wrestler-style wig, pulling the corners of her eyes back.
It made a lot of people uncomfortable, so Kate came forward and released a statement. Here it is, from E Online:
It was a happy time for me and Jon, smiling and 'goofing off' together. Jon and I were opening fan mail together one afternoon—which often filled the garage of our Elizabethtown home—and when we ope...
Channing Tatum posted a photo of his and Jenna Dewan's new baby girl online on Father's Day for the world to see, and some people wondered why he put it on Facebook rather than getting a hefty sum from People or some other entertainment rag. Well, the answer is simple: paparazzi assholes would just keep chasing them for pics of the kid, so they decided to put one out there themselves to get photographers off their backs.
From ET Canada:
“We didn’t want to go through a tabloid — we just wanted to let it out so paparaz...
Oh look, Kristen Stewart got her first tattoo [ICYDK]
Farrah Abraham shows us her boobs... again [The Superficial]
Who doesn't love a little Toni Collette? I do! [Lainey Gossip]
Robbie Williams wants to make sure his daughter gets the good drugs [ICYDK]
In case you can't get enough of Kate Upton's boobs (and you know you can't)... [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Alyssa Milano still hopes you find her topless body sexy [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Miranda Kerr likes being a "submissive wif...
Rihanna is famous for her "what-the-fuck-ever" attitude and we all (okay, some of us) love her for it. All she does is smoke, drink, give money to strippers, Instagram selfies and repost photos of herself from others and oh yeah, sometimes she sings and performs. I've always loved RiRi and always will, but I still recognise that she's a damn mess.
Still, Rihanna knows this about herself and doesn't care. As she's repeatedly said - she's never aimed to be a role model for anyone and is still y...
This is probably my favourite story of the day because it's hilarious and insane. Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are at odds over a few potential wedding guests, namely... Jonah Hill and Quentin Tarantino? Brad wants them there, Angelina says no way in hell - what will happen? Oh wait, I forgot to add that Philip Seymour Hoffman isn't welcome, either. Now THAT one is cold as ice. I can see Jonah because he's an asshole and Quentin is a bit insane, but why not Philip? He's getting clean! Angelina, ...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, without bad days we wouldn't know what a good day feels like. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Heidi Klum photo, here’s the winner below.
Winner: john with "The little known NSA program “camel-toe patrol” is fully opera...
There was a collective LOL heard 'round the world when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West actually named their daughter North (that was our tipster's info, so good to see they were reliable!), but the happy couple want you to hold the laughter and understand the deeper meaning here. That's right, North West's name is a symbol... and not of nonsense.
According to TMZ, Kimye have said that they see the baby as the "North Star" and gave the best soundbite of the year when they apparently told friend...
Kim Kardashian's putting those boobs to use [The Superficial]
Who wants Tom Cruise to put his arm awkwardly around you? [Lainey Gossip]
Miranda Kerr decides a see-through dress is the right way to go [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Ew, Adam Levine needs to put his shirt back on [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Miley Cyrus gets her own ode to twerking, because of course [The Frisky]
Attention: Sandra Bullock's son Louis is still the cutest ever [Amy Grindhouse]
Is anyone more baller than Jay-Z? Nope! [Splash News Online]
It's going to be an EMPTY house for ...
Justin Bieber is a little shit, so I'm not quite sure why Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving didn't get payment from him before letting Baby Elvis and his entourage use the facilities. In any case, they didn't and instead, Justin & Co. had their fun and then left without paying the $1,600 AFTER faking posting a photo to his Instagram promoting the facility, which he was offered in lieu of the fee. Uhhh... I can't with this kid.
From E! Online:
The Biebs and some friends paid a visit to Las Vegas ...
Hey, you know how Chris Brown is totally reformed now and learned from his past mistakes and is really a decent guy who wants to make the world a better place now? SIKE! Only kidding. Instead of putting positivity into the world, he's gone and assaulted a random woman at that Anaheim nightclub gig he did last weekend. Apparently he pushed 24-year-old Deanna Gines to the ground when they met in the VIP section and now she has torn knee ligaments. Of course, his rep Nicole Perna seems to be as much of an idiot as Chris himself, and said: "I'm unaware of the incident, as is ...
Scarlett Johansson hasn't been very interesting in a while, but good for her. She's working and splitting her time between here and Paris, where she lives with her French boyfriend, captain douche creative agency manager Romain Dauriac.
I guess because she's très French she was selected to be the cover girl of the first ever French Vanity Fair. I don't think I've ever seen better uncanny valley CGI work than whatever Scarlett Johansson this is. It's like they got Pixar to do this one.
...
Courtney Stodden wasn't born looking like pure poetry. Nay. At one point, she was but mere mortal. The sight is alarming. A plastic surgery and heavy make-up free Stodden kind of looked like Ke$ha.
E Online was gracious enough to share these photos with us. As you look through them, I recommend listening to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s
[gallery columns="9" ids="134811,134812,134813,134814,134815,134816,134817,134818,134819,134820,134821"]...
Kate Gosselin is getting a mild dose of the Paula Deen effect. Someone posted this private photo of her in a plastic sumo wrestler-style wig, pulling the corners of her eyes back.
It made a lot of people uncomfortable, so Kate came forward and released a statement. Here it is, from E Online:
It was a happy time for me and Jon, smiling and 'goofing off' together. Jon and I were opening fan mail together one afternoon—which often filled the garage of our Elizabethtown home—and when we ope...
Channing Tatum posted a photo of his and Jenna Dewan's new baby girl online on Father's Day for the world to see, and some people wondered why he put it on Facebook rather than getting a hefty sum from People or some other entertainment rag. Well, the answer is simple: paparazzi assholes would just keep chasing them for pics of the kid, so they decided to put one out there themselves to get photographers off their backs.
From ET Canada:
“We didn’t want to go through a tabloid — we just wanted to let it out so paparaz...
Oh look, Kristen Stewart got her first tattoo [ICYDK]
Farrah Abraham shows us her boobs... again [The Superficial]
Who doesn't love a little Toni Collette? I do! [Lainey Gossip]
Robbie Williams wants to make sure his daughter gets the good drugs [ICYDK]
In case you can't get enough of Kate Upton's boobs (and you know you can't)... [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Alyssa Milano still hopes you find her topless body sexy [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Miranda Kerr likes being a "submissive wif...
Rihanna is famous for her "what-the-fuck-ever" attitude and we all (okay, some of us) love her for it. All she does is smoke, drink, give money to strippers, Instagram selfies and repost photos of herself from others and oh yeah, sometimes she sings and performs. I've always loved RiRi and always will, but I still recognise that she's a damn mess.
Still, Rihanna knows this about herself and doesn't care. As she's repeatedly said - she's never aimed to be a role model for anyone and is still y...
This is probably my favourite story of the day because it's hilarious and insane. Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are at odds over a few potential wedding guests, namely... Jonah Hill and Quentin Tarantino? Brad wants them there, Angelina says no way in hell - what will happen? Oh wait, I forgot to add that Philip Seymour Hoffman isn't welcome, either. Now THAT one is cold as ice. I can see Jonah because he's an asshole and Quentin is a bit insane, but why not Philip? He's getting clean! Angelina, ...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, without bad days we wouldn't know what a good day feels like. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Heidi Klum photo, here’s the winner below.
Winner: john with "The little known NSA program “camel-toe patrol” is fully opera...
There was a collective LOL heard 'round the world when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West actually named their daughter North (that was our tipster's info, so good to see they were reliable!), but the happy couple want you to hold the laughter and understand the deeper meaning here. That's right, North West's name is a symbol... and not of nonsense.
According to TMZ, Kimye have said that they see the baby as the "North Star" and gave the best soundbite of the year when they apparently told friend...
Kim Kardashian's putting those boobs to use [The Superficial]
Who wants Tom Cruise to put his arm awkwardly around you? [Lainey Gossip]
Miranda Kerr decides a see-through dress is the right way to go [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Ew, Adam Levine needs to put his shirt back on [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Miley Cyrus gets her own ode to twerking, because of course [The Frisky]
Attention: Sandra Bullock's son Louis is still the cutest ever [Amy Grindhouse]
Is anyone more baller than Jay-Z? Nope! [Splash News Online]
It's going to be an EMPTY house for ...
Justin Bieber is a little shit, so I'm not quite sure why Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving didn't get payment from him before letting Baby Elvis and his entourage use the facilities. In any case, they didn't and instead, Justin & Co. had their fun and then left without paying the $1,600 AFTER faking posting a photo to his Instagram promoting the facility, which he was offered in lieu of the fee. Uhhh... I can't with this kid.
From E! Online:
The Biebs and some friends paid a visit to Las Vegas ...
Hey, you know how Chris Brown is totally reformed now and learned from his past mistakes and is really a decent guy who wants to make the world a better place now? SIKE! Only kidding. Instead of putting positivity into the world, he's gone and assaulted a random woman at that Anaheim nightclub gig he did last weekend. Apparently he pushed 24-year-old Deanna Gines to the ground when they met in the VIP section and now she has torn knee ligaments. Of course, his rep Nicole Perna seems to be as much of an idiot as Chris himself, and said: "I'm unaware of the incident, as is ...