Selena Gomez is about to turn 21, and in addition to having a nice little party with her family and friends, she also plans on embarking on a true journey of ~self-discovery~ and enlightenment as she becomes an adult. As long as she doesn't start twerking with Miley and stays the hell away from Baby Elvis, I think we might be in business.
From ET Canada & Life & Style:
“I am going to have a party,” she tells ET Canada. “My family from Texas, my friends, my cousins are flying in. ...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, you have to climb the mountain to see the view. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Vince Vaughn photo, it was slim pickings this week, here’s the winner below.
Winner: Julie with: "That guy just slapped my vagina! I’m suing!"
...
Y'all know I support young Miley Cyrus as she continues to find herself in life. She's young, she's trying on different identities, she's a total mess, etc. I can dig it. Even when it means she makes stupid songs with Snoop Lion. However, she's now released a new single called 'We Can't Stop' and homegirl really, really should.
In the song, she sings about doing lines in a bathroom, getting high on Molly, twerking and just acting the general fool. Ah, youth. Except, you know, not. Her vocals are overdubbed and put through so much autotune that she comes out sounding like a twisted ass Rihanna, and that's not a good thing.
To make matters worse, she's now opened up a Facebook competition for all her fans. Basically, you send in a video of yourself twerking to her new song - despite the fact that it's not really twerking material - and the ones she likes best, she'll put together in a fan-made video. Because if there's one thing you want to be remembered for in your life, it's shaking your ass cheeks in a former Disney child star's video for a shitty song. Lord almighty. />
Y'all know I support young Miley Cyrus as she continues to find herself in life. She's young, she's trying on different identities, she's a total mess, etc. I can dig it. Even when it means she makes stupid songs with Snoop Lion. However, she's now released a new single called 'We Can't Stop' and homegirl really, really should.
In the song, she sings about doing lines in a bathroom, getting high on Molly, twerking and just acting the general fool. Ah, youth. Except, you know, not. Her vocal...
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If you ever wanted to see Jennifer Lawrence in a thong, here's your chance [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Brandi Glanville's hammertoe is a serious problem that needs to be solved [ICYDK]
Jessica Szohr really knows how to kill a smoky eye and short dress [Yeeeah]
Sean Parker has been fi...
Earlier this week, Michael Douglas started spouting off the most insane, ignorant shit I've ever heard when he claimed that his love of eating women out is what caused him to get cancer. Obviously, the link there was from HPV, but his uninformed tirade about STDs was just so bonkers, I left it to Catherine to write about lest I spontaneously combust. In any case, obviously enough people have called him out about it that he's thought better and has tried to backpedal his way out of this shitstorm.
Here's what his rep had to say in a state...
Admittedly, I got pretty sucked into The Bachelor last season, but only because it's awful, I'm a masochist and I was being paid to liveblog it for another site. That being said, I'm not on The Bachelorette duty, which is a shame because Desiree - one of the Sean's cast-offs - is a hot mess and it seems like I'm missing out on some good shit. Take this, for example: apparently Soulja Boy (Tell 'Em!) turned up on last night's episode to do a rap video with Des and the guys? I'm not sure what's ...
Kanye West is getting really good at hiding from Kim Kardashian, but even he knew he wouldn't be able to get out of her D-list studded baby shower. So he showed up but pulled a total DiCaprio:
Here's an exclusive from Radar on Kanye's sunshine and lollipops attitude:
Kim Kardashian‘s boyfriend, and soon-to-be-baby’s daddy, Kanye West, showed up at the E! star’s baby shower as guests were leaving the swanky soiree, and tried to avoid cameras that were rolling to capture the d...
Daniel Radcliffe is one of those actors/celebs I have a very warm and gentle place in my heart for, so when I read this story about how he'd like to be a "youngish" dad, I thought, "That's very sweet" and then stuffed my face with pizza. From People Magazine:
I'd like to get started on it before my thirties. I like the idea of being a youngish parent so I've got energy to play football even though they'll be better than me by the time they're four. [I'm] definitely going to be one of those par...
Beyoncé's getting a lot of mileage out of her pregnancy rumors, because why not? She's a smart woman. She knows it's best to have people talking and not confirm or deny anything right away, because it's all good publicity.
She was straight-up confronted about it by Savannah Guthrie on The Today Show. Here's how it went down (via Huffington Post):
GUTHRIE: I would be remiss if I didn't give you a chance to dispel any rumors about whether you're expecting.
BEYONCE (laughing): What kind of rumor?...
Leonardo DiCaprio isn't known for being an eccentric, quirky, or flat-out bizarre celebrity. Quite the opposite. Which is why it's kind of weird to see these photos of him walking around Venice, Italy in a strange black mask...complete with a slice of pizza, because, you know, why not? This will probably be the first and only time we will ever compare Leonardo DiCaprio to Michael Jackson, so let's enjoy it.
I don't know how we even know this is him, but E Online is standing behind it, and...
Ricky Gervais bragged about his friendship with David Bowie in the latest issue of GQ, and I don't blame him. If I was friends with David Bowie, I would make sure that everyone knew about it. I would be tweeting that shit nonstop. And judging from the above photo of Gervais from the 1980's when he was in a new wave band, he's clearly been a Bowie fan for a while, and being his friend is probably a little bit of a dream come true. So yeah, Mr. Gervais talked about his friendship with The Bowie, and...
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Pamela Anderson is still doing her Pam Anderson thing ten years later [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Miley really wants to convince us that this wedding thing is still happening [ICYDK]
'Two and a Half Men' promises to switch things up next season [Bitten and Bound]
Ada...
Selena Gomez is about to turn 21, and in addition to having a nice little party with her family and friends, she also plans on embarking on a true journey of ~self-discovery~ and enlightenment as she becomes an adult. As long as she doesn't start twerking with Miley and stays the hell away from Baby Elvis, I think we might be in business.
From ET Canada & Life & Style:
“I am going to have a party,” she tells ET Canada. “My family from Texas, my friends, my cousins are flying in. ...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, you have to climb the mountain to see the view. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Vince Vaughn photo, it was slim pickings this week, here’s the winner below.
Winner: Julie with: "That guy just slapped my vagina! I’m suing!"
...
Does anyone really care about Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis' relationship? [The Superficial]
Harry Styles suits up for his mother's wedding in London [Lainey Gossip]
January Jones finally goes topless, if that's something you care about [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
If you ever wanted to see Jennifer Lawrence in a thong, here's your chance [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Brandi Glanville's hammertoe is a serious problem that needs to be solved [ICYDK]
Jessica Szohr really knows how to kill a smoky eye and short dress [Yeeeah]
Sean Parker has been fi...
Earlier this week, Michael Douglas started spouting off the most insane, ignorant shit I've ever heard when he claimed that his love of eating women out is what caused him to get cancer. Obviously, the link there was from HPV, but his uninformed tirade about STDs was just so bonkers, I left it to Catherine to write about lest I spontaneously combust. In any case, obviously enough people have called him out about it that he's thought better and has tried to backpedal his way out of this shitstorm.
Here's what his rep had to say in a state...
Admittedly, I got pretty sucked into The Bachelor last season, but only because it's awful, I'm a masochist and I was being paid to liveblog it for another site. That being said, I'm not on The Bachelorette duty, which is a shame because Desiree - one of the Sean's cast-offs - is a hot mess and it seems like I'm missing out on some good shit. Take this, for example: apparently Soulja Boy (Tell 'Em!) turned up on last night's episode to do a rap video with Des and the guys? I'm not sure what's ...
Kanye West is getting really good at hiding from Kim Kardashian, but even he knew he wouldn't be able to get out of her D-list studded baby shower. So he showed up but pulled a total DiCaprio:
Here's an exclusive from Radar on Kanye's sunshine and lollipops attitude:
Kim Kardashian‘s boyfriend, and soon-to-be-baby’s daddy, Kanye West, showed up at the E! star’s baby shower as guests were leaving the swanky soiree, and tried to avoid cameras that were rolling to capture the d...
Daniel Radcliffe is one of those actors/celebs I have a very warm and gentle place in my heart for, so when I read this story about how he'd like to be a "youngish" dad, I thought, "That's very sweet" and then stuffed my face with pizza. From People Magazine:
I'd like to get started on it before my thirties. I like the idea of being a youngish parent so I've got energy to play football even though they'll be better than me by the time they're four. [I'm] definitely going to be one of those par...
Beyoncé's getting a lot of mileage out of her pregnancy rumors, because why not? She's a smart woman. She knows it's best to have people talking and not confirm or deny anything right away, because it's all good publicity.
She was straight-up confronted about it by Savannah Guthrie on The Today Show. Here's how it went down (via Huffington Post):
GUTHRIE: I would be remiss if I didn't give you a chance to dispel any rumors about whether you're expecting.
BEYONCE (laughing): What kind of rumor?...
Leonardo DiCaprio isn't known for being an eccentric, quirky, or flat-out bizarre celebrity. Quite the opposite. Which is why it's kind of weird to see these photos of him walking around Venice, Italy in a strange black mask...complete with a slice of pizza, because, you know, why not? This will probably be the first and only time we will ever compare Leonardo DiCaprio to Michael Jackson, so let's enjoy it.
I don't know how we even know this is him, but E Online is standing behind it, and...
Ricky Gervais bragged about his friendship with David Bowie in the latest issue of GQ, and I don't blame him. If I was friends with David Bowie, I would make sure that everyone knew about it. I would be tweeting that shit nonstop. And judging from the above photo of Gervais from the 1980's when he was in a new wave band, he's clearly been a Bowie fan for a while, and being his friend is probably a little bit of a dream come true. So yeah, Mr. Gervais talked about his friendship with The Bowie, and...
Is Miguel getting sued over his Billboard Music Awards performance? [PopCrush]
Is Gwen Stefani pregnant again? Could it be? [The Superficial]
There's no nice way to put this: this involves strap-ons. Lots of them. [Taxi Driver Movie]
Pamela Anderson is still doing her Pam Anderson thing ten years later [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Miley really wants to convince us that this wedding thing is still happening [ICYDK]
'Two and a Half Men' promises to switch things up next season [Bitten and Bound]
Ada...