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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Finalize Their Divorce

kim kardashian kris humphries It's the news you weren't all waiting for and probably thought already happened: a judge has finalised Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce. In fact, what happened before was that they'd only reached a settlement. This time around, an actual judgment has been filed and they're officially no longer married. Go get that ring, Kanye! LOL. From E! Online: After countless months of court hearings, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce is officially final. E! News has obtained the final divorce judgment, which was filed late Monda...

Kate Winslet is Pregnant With Her Third Child

kate winslet Kate Winslet married some bro called Ned Rocknroll last December, and now they're having their first babyfriend together! It's not Kate's first - she's already got a 12-year-old daughter named Mia and a 9-year-old son Joe. Lots of people have been giving her shit about the fact that she's had three kids now by three different fathers (don't even get me started on that), but I say good for her. From People: The Titanic actress, 37, and her husband Ned Rocknroll are expecting their first chil...

Does Amanda Bynes Have a Secret Twitter Account That’s Even Crazier Than Her Regular One?

persiannyc Amanda Bynes says some crazy shit on Twitter. Of course she does! It's her official press release outlet and photo agency, which is why we love following her. But things took on a darker turn yesterday when it was discovered that she may also be running a secret Twitter account where she's posting even crazier shit - shit like wanting to cut people's faces and hearing voices in her head. Oh, dear. Here's the deal - the account handle @persiannyc27 now has a few thousand followers (because the ...

Kelly Preston On John Travolta: “He’ll destroy me if I leave him!”

kelly preston john travolta 2013 The National Enquirer is more invested in John Travolta and Kelly Preston's marriage than John Travolta and Kelly Preston AND I LOVE THEM FOR IT. No one cares more about "Kelly's woes" than the fine people at the NE. Here's the latest in what they're saying Ms. Preston allegedly said about her totally straight husband: “While John is desperate to keep up the facade of a happy family, Kelly can’t take the lies anymore. “She gamely played along when John dragged her and their little b...

Debbie Reynolds Tells Jennifer Aniston How It Really Is

debbie reynolds book signing 2013 Jennifer Aniston will be forever linked to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, so I hope she and the soon-to-be Mr. Aniston are okay with that. Even Debbie Reynolds brought up the legendary love triangle in an interview she did with The Sun. She likes the Anison/Pitt/Jolie mess to her own legendary love triangle. From The Sun: I wish I could have been more enlightened at 18 and learned more about men because I could have avoided all the traps. My first husband ran off with Elizabeth Taylor. A l...

This Is How You Get To Dress When You’re A Celebrity: Rihanna Edition

rihanna white outfit paris chanel Rihanna decided to go shopping in Paris dressed like a yacht captain after a successful raid at a knock-off Chanel stand in NYC's Chinatown. You know that all her Chanel jewelry is real, but combined with her gold platform Sporty Spice sneakers and tube top, and long hot pink acrylic nails, the whole thing looks so tacky and questionable. But when you're a huge celeb like Rihanna, you can wear whatever the hell you want and your people aren't going to tell you that you look ridiculous. Sure, if you're a common person you can also wear...

Ladies And Gentlemen: Celebrities In Bikinis

[Image removed upon request] Bikini season is upon us. 'Tis the time of year where we get to see "BEST AND WORST BIKINI BODS OF 2013" splashed all over celeb magazines, along with hints of "HERE ARE 100 PEOPLE HOTTER THAN YOU ARE, F-CK YOU!" So let's get it over with and take the wind out of our sails with this post of celebrities in bikinis and get to the inevitable who looks fat and who doesn't and let's cry into our pizza. Our delicious f-cking pizza. I think all these ladies look great, although I doubt some of their bikini choices, simply because some of these are ugly. Read More />[Image removed upon request] Bikini season is upon us. 'Tis the time of year where we get to see "BEST AND WORST BIKINI BODS OF 2013" splashed all over celeb magazines, along with hints of "HERE ARE 100 PEOPLE HOTTER THAN YOU ARE, F-CK YOU!" So let's get it over with and take the wind out of our sails with this post of celebrities in bikinis and get to the inevitable who looks fat and who doesn't and let's cry into our pizza. Our delicious f-cking pizza. I think all these ladies look great,...

Canada Screws Over New Kids On The Block

photo of new kids on the block in the shower pictures Damn, Canada, get it together! First you give us Justin Bieber, then you think Dan Aykroyd killed someone, and now you're depriving people of New Kids On The Block, surely breaking the hearts of at least dozens. Here's what happened, from TMZ: A rep for NKOTB's "The Package Tour" tells TMZ, several gear trucks carrying production equipment -- like lighting and other prop stuff -- as well as key crew members were delayed at the Canadian border for such a long time ... tour officials were for...

Will Arnett Is Afraid To Get Back Into The Dating Game

will arnett Will Arnett and Amy Poehler broke the collective heart of the comedy loving world when they ended their nine year marriage late last year, but you know what they say - shit happens. While Amy has been romantically linked to several people since then, Will has kept a relatively low profile, and it seems there's a good reason for it: he's scared of dating. From Details: DETAILS: How has the dating game changed since you were last out there? Will Arnett: Well, I'm not officially dating. DETAILS: Are you afraid to get back out there? Will Arnett: ...

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michael douglas wife Michael Douglas' ex-wife says "not me" when it comes to HPV [The Superficial] Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds went to London to take pictures [Lainey Gossip] Paris Hilton wears a nice garden dress... that you can see right up [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Bar Refaeli celebrates her birthday nearly naked [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Demi Moore really needed to rid herself of Ashton Kutcher [ICYDK] The name of Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan's baby has been revealed! [Celebitchy] Emma Watson is looking pretty chic these days, don't you think? [I'm Not Obsessed] Som...

Brad Pitt Commends Angelina Jolie For Her Heroism

angelina jolie brad pitt Angelina Jolie was incredibly brave not only to undergo a preventative mastectomy, but also to share that experience publicly in the hopes of inspiring other women to take control of their own health - a notion that hasn't gone unnoticed by anyone, especially not Brad Pitt. The couple attended the London premiere of his new movie World War Z, where he told reporters how proud of his partner he is for her heroism. From E! Online: Brad Pitt is not the least surprised that Angelina Jolie has been so public ab...

Oh, Dear of the Day: Geri Halliwell Tried to Seduce George Michael

george michael geri halliwell You've gotta love Geri Halliwell. She's just hilarious - and totally, unabashedly nuts. She'll sing Spice Girls in a pub to a bunch of old codgers who have no idea who she is, she'll livetweet her Tube ride and she'll try to bed hopelessly gay men... which is exactly what she did with George Michael upon meeting him back in the day. Eek, talk about barking up the wrong tree! From The Sun: The former Spice Girl was determined to bed the Careless Whisper star – having fantasised about marrying him. But she misread the ...