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miley Miley Cyrus can't seem to keep her shirt on in public places lately [The Superficial] Jonah Hill is totally serious, bro... not sure about what though [Lainey Gossip] Lucy Mecklenburgh forgot to wear clothes that aren't see-through  [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] What? Farrah Abraham totally wasn't expecting you to catch her in her bikini! [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Paris Jackson has been self-harming for a while and no one's noticed :( [ICYDK] Selena Gomez and Ethan Hawke make an unlikely couple in 'The Getaway' [I'm...

Once and For All, Beyoncé Isn’t Pregnant

beyonce wine Gayle King, who has made of living off of all the famous people she knows rather than the one she could have been herself (love you, Gayle! I took a picture of your butt when I chased you around at that party at Diane Von Furstenberg's last year!), has some big news: Beyoncé isn't pregnant. Like, for sure! How does she know? Well, instead of releasing a statement to the world at large, who won't stop speculating about another baby Jay-Z, Bey's reps released a statement to Gayle insisting that t...

Russell Brand’s Marriage to Katy Perry Failed Because of the Whole ‘Monogamy’ Thing

russell brand Russell Brand spent 99% of his famous life as a notorious womanizer, but all bets were off when he met and fell in love with Katy Perry. Suddenly, the monogamous married life seemed as if it was calling his name and he exchanged some vows... only to get divorced a little over a year later. There's been lots of talk about exactly what went wrong there, as Russell and Katy were just crazy enough of a couple to work. Turns out, a lot of the problem was just that Russell really, really likes having s...

Carey Mulligan As Hillary Clinton? Probably The Best Choice Yet

carey mulligan hillary clinton movie There was all kinds of nonsense that Scarlett Johansson was in the running to play Hillary Rodham Clinton, which is ridiculous for so many reasons, but I think the most important reason to remember is that Ms. Johansson really can't act worth a damn. Lost In Translation? Great. Any role more complicated than Lost In Translation? Not so great. Her facial expressions are dull and her line delivery is like hearing the beautiful, majestic orcas cooing under the ocean. According to The Hollywood Report, Ca...

Paris Jackson Called A Suicide Hotline And Left A Goodbye Note

paris jackson twitter photo Paris Jackson was taken to the hospital for a rumored suicide attempt that is nearly confirmed. And more details have emerged. I want to hug this girl. Apparently before her attempt she called a suicide hotline and wrote a suicide note. From TMZ: Paris Jackson left a suicide note and then cut her arm with a meat cleaver ... TMZ has learned. Sources with an intimate knowledge of the situation tell TMZ ... Michael Jackson's daughter called a suicide hotline and the person on the other end ...

Which Actor Has A “Secret Baby”?

dinosaur baby There's a blind item going around from Allie Is Wired that an actor in a big film franchise has a "secret baby". Secret Baby is a great name for a band. Let's take a look: Which actor in a big film franchise is battling baby daddy problems? She was happy to keep her pregnancy and his identity a secret for a few years, but now she wants him to be a part of the kid’s life. Things aren’t going well. He wants to maintain their current arrangement where she gets to dip into his bank vaul...

David Lynch And Lykke Li Teaming Up For A New Album

filmmaker david lynch David Lynch doesn't do a whole lot of stuff lately, aside from the odd meet-up with Russell Brand, so when he announces a project, I'm all up on it. So this is for the rest of you David Lynch fans, all 4 (maybe 5?) of you. Filmmaker David Lynch released a music album (loose definition of "music") in 2011 titled "Crazy Clown Time" (no, really.) This time he's going to work with indie darling Lykke Li. There's also going to be a Bob Dylan cover. Some more details from The Guardian: Whereas Lync...

Did Paris Jackson Attempt Suicide Over Marilyn Manson???

paris jackson 2013 Paris Jackson, daughter of Michael, was rushed to the hospital this morning amid rumors of an attempted suicide. Though anyone who attempts suicide can likely attest it's for a number of reasons, TMZ suggest it may have stemmed from frustration over a Marilyn Manson concert. Here is TMZ's timeline: Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday morning, and sources tell us it was a suicide attempt. Paris was taken out of her Calabasas family house [note: this is not her grandmot...

Liam Gallagher Got In A Fight With Idris Elba, I Guess

liam gallagher idris elba Today in "What The Hell Is This Story?" news, Liam Gallagher - one half of the crotchety asshole brother band Oasis - and The Wire star Idris Elba got into a fight over some stupid bullshit. Idris apparently messed up Liam's hair, so Liam threw Idris' hat across the room. Oh, and Liam has no idea who Idris even is. So there's that. From Absolute Radio (via DS): Of the suggestion that he stole Elba's hat, Gallagher said: "No, I didn't. I don't go grabbing anyone. "He messed my f**king hair up, so I pulled ...

HAHAHAHA: Brandi Glanville’s Writing A Relationship Guide Book

brandi glanville Brandi Glanville has already "written" one book, and now she's got a deal to pen another one - this one, a relationship guide. Because if there's one person you want to take love advice from, it's the woman who spent $10,000 of her cheating ex-husband's money to redo her vagina and now gets in constant Twitter fights with the woman he ran off with. What a recipe for success! From US Weekly: "I am really excited," she gushed to Us Weekly in an exclusive interview about the new nonfiction t...

Newsflash: Donald Trump’s a Racist!

donald trump I guess we're all acting surprised that Donald Trump has said something (else) unabashedly racist by claiming that most of the crime in America is committed by "blacks and hispanics" and encouraging his followers to stop being so politically correct... and instead to start targeting minorities for being oppressed by assholes like himself, I guess??? According to Bill O'Reilly, 80% of all the shootings in New York City are blacks-if you add Hispanics, that figure goes to 98%. 1% white.&mdas...

So, Miguel May Have Given That Woman At the Billboard Awards Brain Damage

miguel billboard music awards Hey guys, remember when Miguel kicked that woman in the head when he decided to jump like an asshole during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards last month? Turns out, it may be more serious than we first thought, as the victim, Khyati Shah, is apparently suffering from a neurological injury. From TMZ: Vip Bhola, Shah's lawyer, says, "Some of the difficulties she's experiencing are cognitive in nature and lead to suspicion of a neurological head injury." Bhola says BMA responded...