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amanda Amanda Bynes surfaces in an unlikely place, looking dirty as hell [Amy Grindhouse] Well, Miranda Kerr certainly is... flexible these days [The Superficial] Is Saoirse Ronan headed for a role as The Scarlet Witch? [Lainey Gossip] Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's nipples are in a great mood today [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Uh, if you ever wondered what Brandi Glanville's lady area looked like... [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Alexander Skarsgard is really working those biceps, it seems [Socialite Life] Carrie Underwoo...

So Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow And Taylor Swift Are BFF Now

gwyneth paltrow taylor swift friends Gwyneth Paltrow and Taylor Swift are apparently BFF now and let me tell you something, if this was all one big high school cafeteria, I would avoid the everloving f-ck out of their table. Gwyneth, over a plate of aubergines, would be complaining about how embarrassing it is to beautiful, as Taylor would eagerly nod her head and then ask if she should send another "Do you like me? Check 'yes' 'no' 'maybe'" note to the cute guy in geometry. According to Fishwrapper, During a recent perform...

John Malkovich Proves That Smoking Cigarettes Saves Lives

John Malkovich warm bodies premiere John Malkovich can be a creepy son of a gun but when blood is spurting out of your neck as you lie helplessly in the street, you'd be really happy to see his face standing over you. Jim Walpole, a 77-year-old guy from Ohio, certainly was. Mr. Walpole and his wife, Marilyn, were walking down the street when Walpole tripped and severely cut himself. And who happened to be taking a cigarette break when this occurred and was thus ready to spring to action? John Malkovich. He and Heidi Klum should ...

Linda Cardellini Is A Vampire

linda cardellini lindsay weir Linda Cardellini AKA Lindsay Weir of Freaks and Geeks and Sylvia of Mad Men obviously got bitten by a vampire sometime in the early '00s, because I have no other explanation for why she doesn't age. She's 37. That's 37. As in, not 27. Which is what she looks. Tops. They make her look so much older on Mad Men, but everyone looks older on Mad Men. Such is the style. Anyway, the lovely Ms. Cardellini announced her engagement to some dude named Steven Rodriguez. I tried to figure out what he does but I'm ...

Justin Bieber’s Bodyguards Are Out Of Control

justin bieber billboard awards Justin Bieber, for once, isn't to blame for this one. Well, that we're aware of. It's his bodyguards who are causing problems. Apparently they're under investigation (and not for the first time) for battery. We all know Bieber isn't capable of beating "the f-ck" out of someone, no matter what he says. Here's the story from TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Bieber and co. were at a hookah lounge in Hollywood when someone -- not a paparazzo, just a regular person -- tried to snap a pic o...

Ryan Seacrest And Jennifer Lopez Had A Super Secret Meeting

Jennifer Lopez "Chime For Change: The Sound Of Change Live" Concert American Idol is going through some major changes. Some of these changes include getting rid of pretty much everyone and getting new judges. Jennifer Hudson is a rumored choice, but the producers may be going back to an old favorite...Jennifer Lopez. How else to explain this ~~super secret~~ meeting between Ryan Seacrest and JLo? RadarOnline has an exclusive: Jennifer Lopez  and Ryan Seacrest held what was supposed to be a top-secret meeting on Friday, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The pair met up at...

Holly Madison Shows Us What A Woman Actually Looks Like 3 Months After Giving Birth

holly madison body 3 months after birth Holly Madison showed off her bikini bod in early May, a mere 6 weeks after giving birth to daughter Rainbow Aurora. I thought she looked great and not overly photoshopped. But these "candid" photos of her jogging are a lot more realistic. She obviously looks fantastic, but you can see some stretch marks and tummy a little less taut and a little more soft than she usually has. I really love her for this. Yes, it's an obvious publicity ploy -- we all know she called the paparazzi to shoot her ...

Ciara Gets SERVED At Her Concert…And Not In A Dance Way

ciara LA pride Ciara was just doing her thing, performing at LA Pride, when she got SERVED...legal papers. This is too hilarious. I guess it makes sense, if you know where someone is going to be, why not serve them, even if they're performing? From The Daily Mail: She is being sued by a nightclub in Hollywood for canceling a performance. And Ciara received an unpleasant reminder of the fiasco during a concert on Saturday. The 27-year-old R&B star was onstage headlining an LA Pride event when she was served legal papers in the middle of her performance in Los ...

Weekend Link Spectacular!

Exclusive... Kristin Cavallari Leaving A Hair Salon In Beverly Hills Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler got married in a secret ceremony [ICYDK] Miley Cyrus is getting pretty desperate for you to buy her new single [Amy Grindhouse] Justin Bieber thinks he rules the entire world now [The Superficial] Kate Upton has a wardrobe malfunction, shows off her nipple [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Pole dancing is more of a sport than you might think [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] I'm starting to get a little scared for 'Superman's Henry Cavill [Lainey Gossip] W...

Jessica Simpson Sued For Using Some Guy’s Baby On a Magazine Cover

ok magazine A New Orleans man is suing Jessica Simpson, claiming that she tried to make money off his baby by posing in a photo with him that appeared on the cover of OK Magazine. Christopher Hurst went to a meet-and-greet with Jessica back in 2011 where he brought his infant son and handed him over to her for a few photos to be snapped. The photo was then used on OK's cover and now the guy claims that she was trying to pretend it was her baby (despite the fact that she has a DAUGHTER who looks nothing like this kid) and wanted to cash...

Kanye West Is “Too Squeamish” To Be With Kim Kardashian During Labor

Kanye West Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian is due to give birth to Kanye West's child any time now, and he'll most definitely be there to support her... from the waiting room. Turns out, Kanye has no plans of being in the delivery room as his baby shoots out of Kim's vagina because he's "too squeamish" to be witnessing all that grown up girly stuff. Yuck! From In Touch Weekly: In Touch can exclusively reveal that although Kanye has assured his pregnant girlfriend Kim Kardashian he plans to be at the hospital when s...

Does Tyra Banks “not care anymore”?

tyra banks blonde hair bangs Supermodels are judged pretty harshly as they age, and God forbid they ever leave the house without makeup. Sometimes though, I won't lie, I feel smug satisfaction when some of them are photographed looking crappy because when you hit the genetic jackpot you deserve some bad hair days too. There's this blind item going around that I think is clearly about Tyra Banks. Here it is, from Downfront 2 via Blind Gossip: This Supermodel was seen on the street looking very relaxed… with very unsupermode...