Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Prince Harry Protected a Gay Soldier Against An Attack (By Fellow Soldiers)

prince harry We all knew Prince Harry was a total babe, but you can add to that the fact that he's a really stand-up guy because it turns out, he actually defended a fellow soldier against a homophobic attack by other, more dickish soldiers back in 2008. Harry never told anyone about this, of course - he just did his thing and moved on in his life. It's the soldier whose ass he saved who revealed the incident in his new autobiography. From Digital Spy: Lance Corporal James Wharton, who was Prince Harry...

This Is The Best Photo We Have Of Katy Perry And Rob Pattinson Together

bjork concert Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson have been linked together as a possible new couple, because they like the same music and thus wind up at the same shows, but obviously this means they are in love and seeing each other secretly and the reason for the big Twilight break-up. Ms. Perry and Sad Rob were both spotted at the Bjork concert, and the Daily Mail provided us with the only photo of them together that we have aside from this one. They arrived separately and left the same way. Are they doing it? I don't know, but the...

Another Harry Potter Kid Is Coming To American TV

draco malfoy Harry Potter's bros are taking off into the exciting world of American television. Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) got his own show, and now Potter's nemesis, Draco Malfoy, (Tom Felton) is following. He will totally do whatever Rupert does. Mr. Felton will co-star in a TNT show about murder or some shit. I'm gonna let this article from Deadline take over with the details: British actor Tom Felton, best known for playing Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies, has joined the cast of TNT’s ...

Lady Gaga Makes An (Almost) Normal Bridesmaid

lady gaga bridesmaid Lady Gaga is in the news lately for what she's been wearing, but unlike her usual "I am basically wearing a palm tree" or "I am wearing a giant Pikachu costume as designed by Versace" she's been photographed in normal attire, like a regular bikini and now, a non-flashy, normal, pink bridesmaid gown. Well, almost non-flashy. The J.Lo deep v-cut is a little attention grabbing. But I've seen wedding photos of bridesmaids in more revealing attire. Ms. Gaga's longtime friend got married in Mexico over the weekend. Hope her friend didn't mind t...

Ryan Gosling May Have Made A Huge Mistake

the place beyond the pines premiere Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating and every time I realize this I am surprised. It's like when you remember an actor who was in a film you saw a long time ago and think, "Oh wow, that's right, I totally forgot he was in that." They're also working together. Mr. Gosling is directing his girlfriend in his film How To Catch A Monster that is not based on a Goosebumps book but really should be. And in the words of the Bluth family he might be thinking, "...I've made a huge mistake." From National En...

Jane Lynch Divorces Wife Of 3 Years

jane lynch divorcing Jane Lynch is a busy woman with all the Broadway acting and brilliant future as a rapper, but the latest thing on her to-do list isn't fun: she's getting divorced. She and Dr. Lara Embry were married for 3 years. They wed on labor day in an intimate ceremony in Massachusetts, where gay marriage is legal. Here's her statement from People, via TMZ: Lara and I have decided to end our marriage. This has been a difficult decision for us as we care very deeply about one another. Just once I would love to see a divorce statement that is 100% brutal honesty. ...

Kendall Jenner Thinks Kris and Bruce Divorce Rumors Are “Stupid”

kris jenner bruce jenner Khloe Kardashian let it leak last week that Kris and Bruce Jenner are totally living in separate houses, leading some to believe their marriage might be coming to an end in the near future. While Khloe thinks it's a bit weird for a married couple to need entirely different living spaces, she insisted that nothing is wrong with the relationship and they're not having problems or anything. Yeah, okay. Anyhow, now Kendall Jenner has felt the need to come out and protest the naysayers, calling it "just stupid" t...

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britney spears Oh dear, Britney got a remix and she's not too happy about it [OMG Blog] Leonardo DiCaprio took his latest side piece to Versailles [Lainey Gossip] I wouldn't mind a lap dance like this from Rihanna, to be honest [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Here's some ironic news: Joe Francis wants to sue over his sex tape [Starpulse] Is Katie Holmes still the real life Carrie Bradshaw? [Splash News Online] Jennifer Garner goes grocery shopping, remains really adorably normal [I'm Not Obsessed] Miley Cyrus still hasn't really worked out the whole twer...

Beyoncé BabyGate (LOL): Does This Look Like a Pregnant Woman To You?

beyonce Beyoncé isn't pregnant - or is she? (She's not.) Despite denials by her record label (er, or Gayle King, but whatever) and by Bey herself via photos of herself drinking wine and smoking cigars, people are still talking about this shit. So here, we examine the state of Beyoncé's abs and ask ourselves, "Does it look like there's a baby in there?" The answer is, obviously, no. I hear many of our resident naysayers grumbling about how of course she's not pregnant, she was never pregnant even with Blue Ivy,...

Octomom Nadya Suleman Is Being Investigated For Welfare Fraud

octomom nadya suleman Wap wap waaaaaaap. Octomom Nadya Suleman may have taken the piss out of the US welfare system for the last time, as she's now being investigated for fraud. Basically, she claimed she was broke when she wasn't (that porn must've made her some dough) and now the government is seizing her financial records to prove that she's been stealing money from taxpayers. Get angry, America! From TMZ: Welfare fraud officials obtained a search warrant to seize Octo's financial and employment records -- b...

The New Season of ‘True Blood’ Is Coming!

The sixth season of True Blood kicks off next week, and while I've never watched a single episode (I'm BUSY, okay?), I know this will excite lots of people. Hot vampire sex! Blood lust! Alexander Skarsgard without a shirt! Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin doing... whatever it is they do! It's all going to be great! Truth be told, I'd definitely watch this show if there wasn't already six seasons in. It's just too much to catch up on and I feel exhausted just thinking about it. I can't commit! Anyone want to write me a lengthy and detailed summary of everything that's happened before? Yes, I know I could just read the Sooki Stackhouse books (even though the TV series is probably wildly different), but I'm lazy.
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/> The sixth season of True Blood kicks off next week, and while I've never watched a single episode (I'm BUSY, okay?), I know this will excite lots of people. Hot vampire sex! Blood lust! Alexander Skarsgard without a shirt! Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin doing... whatever it is they do! It's all going to be great! Truth be told, I'd definitely watch this show if there wasn't already six seasons in. It's just too much to catch up on and I feel exhausted just thinking about it. I can't commit! Anyone ...

Erin Brockovich Got Arrested For Driving a Boat Drunk

erin brockovich Yes, we're talking about the real Erin Brockovich here, not Julia Roberts in high heels and a mini-skirt. They're called boobs, Ed. Here's how it happened: Erin got drunk and decided it'd be a fine time for some boating, so she did just that and then the police (the FUN police) took her in and threw the book at her. She was released on $1k bail shortly after, but damn. Can't anyone get absolutely pissed and take to the high seas anymore? If not, pirates are in trouble. From People: Erin ...