Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Demi Lovato Wants A Realistic Barbie

demi-lovato-sexy-cosmopolitan Demi Lovato thinks we need a better Barbie. Yesterday she tweeted, 1 of my biggest dreams, having collected Barbies since I was a kid, is to have my own Barbie BUT with my actual body type.. Weight & height and the retweets flooded in. Ms. Lovato has been very vocal about her body issues and she'd like to see a more "realistic" version of the doll, tweeting such a Barbie doll would be, "one dope 21st birthday" present. And she didn't stop there. From Starcasm: While encouraging her ...

Amanda Bynes Adds Another Victim To Her Ugly List — Her Dad

amanda bynes boy Amanda Bynes loves to call people ugly. Jay-Z, Jenny McCarthy, and Drake (at least twice!) have been some of her favorite targets. And now, she has a new one -- her own dad. Bynes tweeted, Haha look at how ugly my dad's face is! pic.twitter.com/JYNUQAfXjH That link goes to a large photo of his face. What in the everloving hell? Is she 5 years-old? And a few days ago, she compared her father to RuPaul. But this latest tweet clears things up for us -- she definitely thinks her dad is ugly. Good to know. I can sleep better now. Earlier today, she gave us a Drake a...

Old School Gossip: Marilyn Monroe Murder Rumors Return!

marilyn monroe in 1950 by edward clark Marilyn Monroe's death has been long disputed -- was it suicide, accidental, or murder? It's been a few years now, so new "evidence" of Ms. Monroe's "murder" was bound to surface, because people will never tire of Monroe gossip, or of making money off her in some way. And now we have some "secret tapes" that just resurfaced, with the source claiming, "I listened to Marilyn Monroe die.” I've changed my mind over the years, going back and forth from thinking suicide to accident, and then brie...

Kanye’s Really Close To A Meltdown

kanye west NYC Kanye West is getting fed up with being followed around by photographers, and I don't blame him, he's living a quiet, normal life and isn't dating someone world famous who hungers for publicity. Ha, sarcasm is great! Mr. West has hinted that he wants to move to France where paparazzi aren't as invasive, and where his chances of being attacked by street signs are significantly lower. This, combined with the fighting and tension between he and Kris Jenner, could lead to a meltdown for this "...

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alexander skarsgard ellen page Maybe Ellen Page isn't having vampire sex after all [Celebitchy] Chad Ochocinco got arrested for slapping his lawyer's ass in court [The Superficial] It seems like Jake Gyllenhaal is getting a little desperate, no? [Lainey Gossip] Glad to see Olivia Munn has no problem getting naked [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Jamie Lynn Sigler's pregnant, but she's still showing off her body [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] In case you forgot, Rihanna is one classy broady [Celebslam] Christina Ricci is about to play an axe murderer and it's going to be awesome [The Frisky] Surprise! Justin Bi...

MIA Is Really Pissed at the NY Court System

mia As you may recall, MIA is embroiled in a pretty intense custody battle with her ex, Benjamin Bronfman, over their 4-year-old son Ikhyd and it just keeps getting worse. MIA wanted to take the kid to the UK, Benjamin put in a court order to stop it and that was that. However, MIA is getting a bit fed up and has now filed an order claiming that the kid's human rights have been violated by not allowing him to go back to the UK, even though the court argued that taking him back when his father lives ...

Kendall Jenner Doesn’t Want to Be a Big Part of the Kardashian Reality Show Empire

kendall jenner She may not get a choice, however. While Kendall and Kylie have always sorta floated along in the background of the Kardashian family's insane collection of reality shows, she's pretty okay with it. She still gets all the "opportunities" (as she calls them) associated with fame without having to actually be on camera 24/7 like her sisters. However, producer (LOL) Ryan Seacrest wants her to be a bigger part of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to portray her "coming of age" story. Oh, brother. ...

‘Glee’s Will Schuester Didn’t Know That Finn Needed Rehab

will finn glee Matthew Morrison is the most boring fucker on the planet who - if his interviews are anything to go by - thinks rather highly of himself. He also apparently takes his Glee character way too seriously and wants to capitalise on co-star Cory Monteith's recent rehab stint by publicly chastising himself for not recognising that the younger actor needed help. Because, you know, he's actually Finn and you're actually Will Scheuster and you're his mentor and Glee is real life and... ugh, shut up. From Reveal (vi...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

060613_celebszz_1325165o--1024x693 Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, a life without risk, isn't really a life at all. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won. As for last week’s Will Smith photo, here’s the winners below. Winner: john with "The on field re enactment of “after earth” is not going as well as Will hoped....

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selena Selena Gomez may have made a new love connection [Celebslam] I guess '90210' residuals aren't all that high for Ian Ziering [The Superficial] Well, Superman's Henry Cavill is winning the sexy battle lately [Lainey Gossip] Oh look, Katherine Webb's got her tits out again! Hurray! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Um, Bar Rafeali apparently pees standing up... but okay! [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Amy Adams isn't afraid to say it: she's not popping out more babies [Celebitchy] We've really been ...

Are Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Getting Married in the UK?

mila kunis ashton kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are the weirdest couple ever, but it looks like they're here to stay a while longer because rumour has it they may be planning a wedding in the UK in the near future. Mila's been filming Jupiter Ascending over "across the pond", as they say (I hate that expression) and apparently the couple have grown fond of it. I don't blame them on that front - I miss England every day and can't wait to get back. Anyhoo, from The Daily Star (so BIG grain of salt suggested)...