Charlie Sheen has a passion for getting involved with troubled young women; he's basically the Princess Diana of our time. Farrah Abraham, determined nobody, following her "f-ck it, what else could go wrong" way of life, decided to reach out to him. For his dong, basically. She texted him suggesting they go out for a "playdate" -- WITH their kids, NOT a euphemism -- but way to rub it in Sheen's face that he doesn't have custody of his kids. She also suggested coffee, to which Sheen replied with ...
Johnny Depp may or may not be engaged to his (ex?) girlfriend Amber Heard, but if he's not, rumor is he's planning on it. No doubt this is greatly disappointing to Ke$ha, but Mr. Depp's ex, Vanessa Paradis, may have some issues with it as well.
Here's the latest from my favorite, National Enquirer:
Vanessa Paradis, Johnny’s partner for 14 years before they split a year ago, is afraid that their two kids will grow too attached to Amber and get hurt when the relationship falls apart.
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Simon Cowell is still a bit of a stud - mostly because he's filthy rich rather than their love of that hedgehog hair and those cheap ass white t-shirts - and Demi Lovato, one of his co-judges on The X Factor US put him on blast on Twitter yesterday when she posted the following early candid shot of him:
I can't..... Umm... Care to explain @simoncowell??? twitter.com/ddlovato/statu…— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) June 12, 2013
HAHAHA! Love it. Don't know where Demi dug that one up, but it's a classic. She als...
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Chris Hemsworth and wife Elsa Pataky had a gorgeous little girl, India Rose, last year and the experience of being a father has been a life-changing one for the actor. You know, as you do. However, this baby is so cute I can't even hate on his standard sound-bite answers because AWWWW.
From E! Online:
The actor chatted with E! News last night at the XBox E3 party in Los Angeles about parenthood and what he's got planned for Father's Day this Sunday.
"I think I'll be working," he told us.
"But I'll see her at some stage, definitely, have breakfast or something," Hemsworth added. "She's a bit young to make me breakfast. She's only 1."
Although little India Rose can't whip up a batch of pancakes or cook her dad a nice omelette just yet, she's made a strong impact on her pops from the moment she entered this world.
"Yeah, for the better," the actor said in response to whether fatherhood has changed him. "It puts things into perspective."
I'm sure a lot of ladies will fall even more in love with Chris after this. He's not a bad looking guy himself.
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Chris Hemsworth and wife Elsa Pataky had a gorgeous little girl, India Rose, last year and the experience of being a father has been a life-changing one for the actor. You know, as you do. However, this baby is so cute I can't even hate on his standard sound-bite answers because AWWWW.
From E! Online:
The actor chatted with E! News last night at the XBox E3 party in Los Angeles about parenthood and what he's got planned for Father's Day this Sunday.
"I think I'll be working," he told us.
"But I'll see her at some stage, definitely, have breakfast or something," Hemsworth added. "She's a bit young to make me brea...
LeAnn Rimes, one half of America's #4 most hated couple, went to rehab last year, as you probably remember. Everyone sorta figured at the time that it was because she had an eating disorder since she had pretty much gone down to skin and bones, but she swore it was for "emotional issues" or something of the sort, if I remember right.
Anyway, since she's running out of steam (for now) on the Brandi Glanville post-affair drama, she's switched to talking about her time in rehab and she wants eve...
I don't mind me a bit of Sandy Bullock - her movies are inoffensive enough and she seems like a pretty sweet lady and a decent actress. Plus, her baby, Louis, is absolutely adorable. Not sure why that gives her added credibility, but it does, so let's just go with it. In any case, she's got an exciting new role coming down the pipe, maybe: Miss Hannigan in Sony's Annie remake.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
Sandra Bullock is in early talks to join Jamie Foxx and Quvenzhané Wallis in Annie, the updat...
Halle Berry is currently pregnant with her second kid - her first with fiancé Olivier Martinez - proving the biological fact that everyone but the actress knew: she's not past child-bearing age just yet. Hurray!
In any case, Olivier recently spilled the beans on the baby's gender at the Champs-Elysées Film Festival...
From People:
“My son will be an American, but I remain French,” Martinez told PEOPLE in Paris on Wednesday.
God, I'm jealous of that kid already. Not just because...
You've all heard the story by now: Mr. Influential - otherwise known as Kanye West - has apparently been cheating on pregnant Kim Kardashian with some 24-year-old Canadian "model" named Leyla Ghobadi. She, of course, came to the press with the claims and is probably just a fame whore to rival Kim herself. After all, she was paid $20,000 for her "story" by Star Magazine.
Shit that's so preposterous and has no credibility is generally ignored, and yet Kanye's reps have hit back at the story, calling it...
Princess Diana was beloved to all around the world, not just the UK, and her death was a horrible tragedy that touched us all. So of course Hollywood wanted to make a movie out of her life, and who better to play her than... Naomi Watts? Uh... no. I like Naomi, don't get me wrong - she's a pretty solid actress and was really nice to me back in the day when I was a cashier at Whole Foods and rang her an Liev Schreiber up (she told me to write a book) - but as Princess Diana? Really? I just can't, for s...
Jennifer Aniston is engaged to Justin Theoefwrox Theoreusxz Theroux but they haven't yet married. I'm really bad at spelling Theroux on the first try. But I try, and I like to show you that I try. Teamwork, everyone.
So what's the holdup, Jennifer Aniston? Please tell us about something that has absolutely nothing to do with us and explain right now why you're not a wife. From People:
As fans eagerly wait for her to become Mrs. Theroux [LOL PEOPLE CALM DOWN, THIS SOUNDS LIKE NARRATION IN THE BEGINNING O...
Kate Middleton is just like us, you guys -- she's a little afraid of giving birth. So she's going to get hypnotized. Allegedly. And then it's around that point she stops being "just like us." I guess we could do that too, but...do we? I think we just go for the epidurals instead. I don't know why I'm saying "we" -- I don't have kids and I never want to. Anyway, Kate Middleton, ladies and gentlemen. From Daily Mail:
The Duchess of Cambridge is reportedly considering hypnosis to deal with the pa...
Will Smith proved how affectionate he and his son Jaden are when a TV host, well, basically asked them to prove their affection. They were talking about the Smiths' huge, delightful box office failure, After Earth, and how the father and son characters aren't very close. Will Smith decided that the only way to show their real-life closeness was to grab a very unwilling Jaden and give him an open mouthed kiss. Everyone made a big noise and Jaden was horrified. (Start video at 4 minutes and 25 ...
Charlie Sheen has a passion for getting involved with troubled young women; he's basically the Princess Diana of our time. Farrah Abraham, determined nobody, following her "f-ck it, what else could go wrong" way of life, decided to reach out to him. For his dong, basically. She texted him suggesting they go out for a "playdate" -- WITH their kids, NOT a euphemism -- but way to rub it in Sheen's face that he doesn't have custody of his kids. She also suggested coffee, to which Sheen replied with ...
Johnny Depp may or may not be engaged to his (ex?) girlfriend Amber Heard, but if he's not, rumor is he's planning on it. No doubt this is greatly disappointing to Ke$ha, but Mr. Depp's ex, Vanessa Paradis, may have some issues with it as well.
Here's the latest from my favorite, National Enquirer:
Vanessa Paradis, Johnny’s partner for 14 years before they split a year ago, is afraid that their two kids will grow too attached to Amber and get hurt when the relationship falls apart.
...
Simon Cowell is still a bit of a stud - mostly because he's filthy rich rather than their love of that hedgehog hair and those cheap ass white t-shirts - and Demi Lovato, one of his co-judges on The X Factor US put him on blast on Twitter yesterday when she posted the following early candid shot of him:
I can't..... Umm... Care to explain @simoncowell??? twitter.com/ddlovato/statu…— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) June 12, 2013
HAHAHA! Love it. Don't know where Demi dug that one up, but it's a classic. She als...
LeAnn Rimes, one half of America's #4 most hated couple, went to rehab last year, as you probably remember. Everyone sorta figured at the time that it was because she had an eating disorder since she had pretty much gone down to skin and bones, but she swore it was for "emotional issues" or something of the sort, if I remember right.
Anyway, since she's running out of steam (for now) on the Brandi Glanville post-affair drama, she's switched to talking about her time in rehab and she wants eve...
I don't mind me a bit of Sandy Bullock - her movies are inoffensive enough and she seems like a pretty sweet lady and a decent actress. Plus, her baby, Louis, is absolutely adorable. Not sure why that gives her added credibility, but it does, so let's just go with it. In any case, she's got an exciting new role coming down the pipe, maybe: Miss Hannigan in Sony's Annie remake.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
Sandra Bullock is in early talks to join Jamie Foxx and Quvenzhané Wallis in Annie, the updat...
Halle Berry is currently pregnant with her second kid - her first with fiancé Olivier Martinez - proving the biological fact that everyone but the actress knew: she's not past child-bearing age just yet. Hurray!
In any case, Olivier recently spilled the beans on the baby's gender at the Champs-Elysées Film Festival...
From People:
“My son will be an American, but I remain French,” Martinez told PEOPLE in Paris on Wednesday.
God, I'm jealous of that kid already. Not just because...
You've all heard the story by now: Mr. Influential - otherwise known as Kanye West - has apparently been cheating on pregnant Kim Kardashian with some 24-year-old Canadian "model" named Leyla Ghobadi. She, of course, came to the press with the claims and is probably just a fame whore to rival Kim herself. After all, she was paid $20,000 for her "story" by Star Magazine.
Shit that's so preposterous and has no credibility is generally ignored, and yet Kanye's reps have hit back at the story, calling it...
Princess Diana was beloved to all around the world, not just the UK, and her death was a horrible tragedy that touched us all. So of course Hollywood wanted to make a movie out of her life, and who better to play her than... Naomi Watts? Uh... no. I like Naomi, don't get me wrong - she's a pretty solid actress and was really nice to me back in the day when I was a cashier at Whole Foods and rang her an Liev Schreiber up (she told me to write a book) - but as Princess Diana? Really? I just can't, for s...
Jennifer Aniston is engaged to Justin Theoefwrox Theoreusxz Theroux but they haven't yet married. I'm really bad at spelling Theroux on the first try. But I try, and I like to show you that I try. Teamwork, everyone.
So what's the holdup, Jennifer Aniston? Please tell us about something that has absolutely nothing to do with us and explain right now why you're not a wife. From People:
As fans eagerly wait for her to become Mrs. Theroux [LOL PEOPLE CALM DOWN, THIS SOUNDS LIKE NARRATION IN THE BEGINNING O...
Kate Middleton is just like us, you guys -- she's a little afraid of giving birth. So she's going to get hypnotized. Allegedly. And then it's around that point she stops being "just like us." I guess we could do that too, but...do we? I think we just go for the epidurals instead. I don't know why I'm saying "we" -- I don't have kids and I never want to. Anyway, Kate Middleton, ladies and gentlemen. From Daily Mail:
The Duchess of Cambridge is reportedly considering hypnosis to deal with the pa...
Will Smith proved how affectionate he and his son Jaden are when a TV host, well, basically asked them to prove their affection. They were talking about the Smiths' huge, delightful box office failure, After Earth, and how the father and son characters aren't very close. Will Smith decided that the only way to show their real-life closeness was to grab a very unwilling Jaden and give him an open mouthed kiss. Everyone made a big noise and Jaden was horrified. (Start video at 4 minutes and 25 ...