

Sean Kingston had that incredibly catchy song about being suicidal over beautiful girls -- damn all them -- and what I knew him for up until last night. Now I know him for that and for someone who almost drove drunk but didn't because they were hounded by TMZ paparazzi. Good job, TMZ, for saving a celebrity instead of pissing them off.
Yo Sean Kingston left a club in what TMZ describes as an " intoxicated" state, when,
[he] JUMPED out of the driver's seat so a sober person could take the...
Rachel Zoe is bullying people on Twitter now - joy! [The Frisky]
Andrea Corr doesn't mind if you see through her shirt, guys [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Damn, Amber Heard looks good in her new photoshoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh God, Miley Cyrus has a grill now... in her mouth [The Superficial]
You sort of have to love Sandra Bullock even if her movies suck [Lainey Gossip]
In case you forgot, all the Miss USA contestants have to wear bikinis [Celebslam]
Kanye West just won't stop talking, no matter how mu...
Alright already, we get it: Russell Brand loves sex and he's (by his own description) quite good at it. He loves it so much that he prefers having it with many different women rather than being married to one - and if his story about having nine orgasms in one night is actually true, I suppose we have to try and understand his logic.
From Huffington Post Live:
"Once in Dublin, [I had] nine. And it wasn't even in a day, it was an evening. It was crazy there. What a mental night it was. I felt exhausted the next day.
"After I came off drugs, I had a lot of ...
She may have been the head behind The Rachel, but Jennifer Aniston is not all that thrilled with her own hair - even though most women think it always looks amazing and she's co-owner of the Living Proof brand now. Turns out, she actually wishes she had Kate Middleton's hair instead of her own. Sigh. No one's ever happy with what they've got, are they? ARE THEY?!
From Marie Claire:
MC: Does anyone give you hair envy?
JA: Kate Middleton. Does she do her hair herself? She's got a hard job, bei...
I don't know about you, but I don't necessarily look to Seth Rogen as a bastion of well-spoken life advice and deep philosophical thoughts. Maybe I lack imagination, but I sorta look to him as someone to smoke some blunts and eat a pizza with, but maybe that's just me. He does seem like a genuinely nice bro, and is obviously intelligent and articulate and all that good stuff if his random soundbite on Amanda Bynes is anything to go by.
Amanda Bynes loves calling people ugly, so Seth considers...
Robert Downey Jr is pretty widely recognised as being THE BEST, so I'm sure it'll be very shocking to hear that he's responsible for making an 18-month-old little boy cry. How heartless can you be, man?
I kid, of course - little Jaxson Denno was totally fine in the end. His mom told him that the new Iron Man film was shooting in their Massachusetts hometown and he was pretty upset when he met not Iron Man himself but... RDJ without his costume. Uh oh!
Not to worry - once he came over to talk to the little boy a...
Miley Cyrus is making some... interesting choices these days [ICYDK]
Eddie Murphy's not going to be too happy with his daughters' boobs being out [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Well, I doubt anyone will be calling Kate Upton fat anytime soon... oh wait! [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
I really wish I could figure out what's happening with Amy Adams' dress here [The Superficial]
Harry Styles looks a bit weird with that much of a tan, guys [Lainey Gossip]
Oh look, Farrah Abraham got new boobs... again [Celebslam]
Well, glad to see Paris Hilton cont...
I think it's pretty clear that Miley Cyrus has been... shall we say, "going through some shit" lately, which is manifesting in her love of twerking and her insistence on writing shitty songs about doing drugs and being in the club. You know, standard early 20-something nonsense that we love her for regardless, I suppose. Anyhow, if the album's not done and dusted, expect a few heartfelt emotional ballads about the difficulty of life as you know it changing forever, because Billy Ray and Tish...
Oh dear, a drama's brewing! Apparently Kristen Stewart has severed all ties with Katy Perry over the whole "dating her ex" thing. Robert Pattinson and Katy have been friends for a while, apparently, and he and KStew used to hang out with Katy and Katy's assistant Tamra Natisin (who we all know Kristen's lezzing it out with, so I'm not sure why she's mad about this) but the fun is over! No more backwards baseball cap wearing strolls around Hollywood! No more... whatever the hell they all did together...
Melissa McCarthy finally responded to some horrid statements film critic Rex Reed made about her --specifically her body -- in February. Here's a sample of his "film review":
Melissa McCarthy is a gimmick comedian who has devoted her short career to being obese and obnoxious.
He also called her "tractor-sized" and "a female hippo." (At least he said female, right? Thanks for specifying, Rex.) He then went on to defend his statements. He tried to make it seem like he was talking about a greater iss...
Lindsay Lohan is like, so not a fan of rehab. She's like Goldilocks with them, too. Except instead of worrying about porridge temperatures and bed sizes, her main concerns are which rehab facilities will let her use adderall and smoke cigarettes. And she's determined to find one that's just right. So far, she's been able to go rehab hopping to heart's content, because for whatever reason, the judge keeps allowing it. I guess anything to keep her off the streets.
From ABC News:
Lindsay Loha...
Kanye West is the target of a few blind items and they're all so obvious. Keep in mind that just because he's (more than likely) the answer to the item doesn't mean that it's necessarily true. But I can believe most of this one, only because it's about how awesome Kanye thinks he is. I mean, come on, could this item really be about anyone else? They're not even trying. It's almost as crappy as our stupid blind item.
From Blind Gossip (and watch out, it's a doozy!):
This musical celebrity cheated,...