A big ole slice of GTFO goes out to Salma Hayek on this fine Sunday for saying that her body after giving birth - that's right, the leftover weight from having CREATED AND GIVEN BIRTH TO A WHOLE NEW LIFE was, by her estimations, a disfigurement. Anyone who has a pair of working eyes (or even one, we're not picky!) knows Salma Hayek is downright hot. Like all women, she put on a moderate amount of weight when pregnant with her now 5-year-old daughter Valentina back in 2007. That completely norm...
We usually only publish five stories a day on the weekend, but this story warranted a sixth. Nigella Lawson - everyone's favourite effervescent, stunningly gorgeous TV chef who has never made a dish that wasn't delectable - was literally choked by her husband, the billionaire art collector Charles Saatchi. This incident happened IN BROAD DAYLIGHT outside a London restaurant, where photographers snapped plenty of photos and lots of people witnessed the incident... and not a goddamn one of them intervened. Lovely.
The Sunday People published the original photos and the following story:
Fel...
Amanda Bynes may or may not be faking this whole insanity thing (nope, she's not), and she's starting to want to make amends with all the people she's called ugly. Well, at least Miley Cyrus and Drake... sorta.
Here's the scoop: After Amanda insulted Miley for no apparent reason, Miley responded, saying:
"I was rooting for her comeback until she started attacking me. And I just thought it was hilarious that she mentioned my name the moment I was the worldwide trending topic on Twitter."
...
I'm going to say something that my colleague Catherine St. Ives won't like very much but that everyone is thinking: Paul McCartney needs to sit the hell down and retire already. Like, I know the Beatles are legendary and you're an incredible songwriter, etc, but the glory days are over, bro. Let them go. The message isn't getting through, though, and he's been doing quite a few shows. One of those is Bonnaroo, where he stopped midway through his set on Friday night when he smelled some seriou...
Conrad Murray is currently behind bars where his sorry excuse for a physician ass belongs, but a court case is still ongoing between Michael Jackson's estate and AEG, the concert promotion giant who basically tried to make millions off of the late star even if it killed him (and still after it did). Anyhoo, some weird ass "evidence" entered the courtroom this past week when Lionel Richie's ex-wife (LOL why) Brenda Harvey claimed that Jacko's ghost visited her and cleared up any confusion by i...
Carly Rae Jepsen is a bit of an enigma in that I have no idea how she thinks her career has any longevity about it. Sure, 'Call Me Maybe' was a runaway hit and she did that stupid song with the Ben Gibbard rip-off that is Owl City, but beyond that... no. In any case, apparently Disney thinks she's worth investing in because they're letting her cover 'Part of Your World' for the Diamond Edition Blu-Ray and DVD release of The Little Mermaid later this year.
Oh, brother. First of all, why in the h...
UPDATE 12:45PM PST: TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian has given birth to a baby girl ... TMZ has learned.
Sources close to KK tell TMZ the baby and Kim are both in good health. We're told Kim delivered the baby at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center this morning ... 5 weeks sooner than originally planned.
Our sources say BF Kanye West was there for the entire thing. We're told Kanye cancelled his appearance at his own record release party last night when Kim told him she was feeling "a little off."
...
Remember the nobody asshole who got chatty with Jenny McCarthy on Twitter a while back in an attempt to stage an Amanda Bynes intervention? His name is Jonathan Jaxson and he's a "publicist" but also swears he's friends with Amanda. Yeah, okay buddy. Anyway, rent is nearly due and he needed a plan quick, so JonJon changed his Memaw's contact name to "Amanda Bynes" and then stole her phone so "Amanda" could text him and admit this whole breakdown, including her arrest, is all just one big hoax. Then he leake...
It's the moment no one everyone's been waiting for: Kanye West's new album Yeezus has leaked to the masses! Now, I'm of the mind that Kanye the man is an egotistical asshole with some serious anger issues and zero tact, but that doesn't change the fact that artistically, he's done some amazing things. 808s & Heartbreaks was ridiculously underrated. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy also had its bright spots and everyone loved Graduation (aka Kanye's commercial days). Yeezy, unfortunately, is ...
Here at Evil Beet, we spend a lot of time online, so it's only natural that one of us would wind up buying an Amanda Bynes t-shirt. And maybe one of us is saving up for the Amanda Bynes hoodie.
We're going to try a new thing at Evil Beet where we show you some of our favorite stuff. Starting with this incredible Amanda Bynes tee, "Bow Down" by HardcorSophomor for Red Bubble.
The shirt comes in a variety of cuts, styles, sizes, and colors. Your typical T-shirt style starts at $24.54. A hoodi...
Natalie Portman apparently signed on to Dare Me, a film described as "Heathers meets Fight Club with teenager cheerleaders" (from Deadline via Huffington Post). There's no word on who Ms. Portman would play or anything about her character. Though the film centers on teenagers, it seems unlikely she would play one, as she is now 32. However, her Oscar winning role in Black Swan was that of a early-to-mid 20 something, so I guess anything is possible. Here are some older actresses who have played teens...
Charlie Sheen and Farrah Abraham were sending some flirty, cinge worthy texts about meeting up (but NOT for coffee). I was hoping that the texts were real, and it turns out that they are, because Mr. Sheen found out that Ms. Abraham leaked the texts to TMZ, and he is not okay with it. With the help of an 8th grader, he wrote a very scathing letter. From TMZ:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and ...
A big ole slice of GTFO goes out to Salma Hayek on this fine Sunday for saying that her body after giving birth - that's right, the leftover weight from having CREATED AND GIVEN BIRTH TO A WHOLE NEW LIFE was, by her estimations, a disfigurement. Anyone who has a pair of working eyes (or even one, we're not picky!) knows Salma Hayek is downright hot. Like all women, she put on a moderate amount of weight when pregnant with her now 5-year-old daughter Valentina back in 2007. That completely norm...
We usually only publish five stories a day on the weekend, but this story warranted a sixth. Nigella Lawson - everyone's favourite effervescent, stunningly gorgeous TV chef who has never made a dish that wasn't delectable - was literally choked by her husband, the billionaire art collector Charles Saatchi. This incident happened IN BROAD DAYLIGHT outside a London restaurant, where photographers snapped plenty of photos and lots of people witnessed the incident... and not a goddamn one of them intervened. Lovely.
The Sunday People published the original photos and the following story:
Fel...
Amanda Bynes may or may not be faking this whole insanity thing (nope, she's not), and she's starting to want to make amends with all the people she's called ugly. Well, at least Miley Cyrus and Drake... sorta.
Here's the scoop: After Amanda insulted Miley for no apparent reason, Miley responded, saying:
"I was rooting for her comeback until she started attacking me. And I just thought it was hilarious that she mentioned my name the moment I was the worldwide trending topic on Twitter."
...
I'm going to say something that my colleague Catherine St. Ives won't like very much but that everyone is thinking: Paul McCartney needs to sit the hell down and retire already. Like, I know the Beatles are legendary and you're an incredible songwriter, etc, but the glory days are over, bro. Let them go. The message isn't getting through, though, and he's been doing quite a few shows. One of those is Bonnaroo, where he stopped midway through his set on Friday night when he smelled some seriou...
Conrad Murray is currently behind bars where his sorry excuse for a physician ass belongs, but a court case is still ongoing between Michael Jackson's estate and AEG, the concert promotion giant who basically tried to make millions off of the late star even if it killed him (and still after it did). Anyhoo, some weird ass "evidence" entered the courtroom this past week when Lionel Richie's ex-wife (LOL why) Brenda Harvey claimed that Jacko's ghost visited her and cleared up any confusion by i...
Carly Rae Jepsen is a bit of an enigma in that I have no idea how she thinks her career has any longevity about it. Sure, 'Call Me Maybe' was a runaway hit and she did that stupid song with the Ben Gibbard rip-off that is Owl City, but beyond that... no. In any case, apparently Disney thinks she's worth investing in because they're letting her cover 'Part of Your World' for the Diamond Edition Blu-Ray and DVD release of The Little Mermaid later this year.
Oh, brother. First of all, why in the h...
UPDATE 12:45PM PST: TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian has given birth to a baby girl ... TMZ has learned.
Sources close to KK tell TMZ the baby and Kim are both in good health. We're told Kim delivered the baby at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center this morning ... 5 weeks sooner than originally planned.
Our sources say BF Kanye West was there for the entire thing. We're told Kanye cancelled his appearance at his own record release party last night when Kim told him she was feeling "a little off."
...
Remember the nobody asshole who got chatty with Jenny McCarthy on Twitter a while back in an attempt to stage an Amanda Bynes intervention? His name is Jonathan Jaxson and he's a "publicist" but also swears he's friends with Amanda. Yeah, okay buddy. Anyway, rent is nearly due and he needed a plan quick, so JonJon changed his Memaw's contact name to "Amanda Bynes" and then stole her phone so "Amanda" could text him and admit this whole breakdown, including her arrest, is all just one big hoax. Then he leake...
It's the moment no one everyone's been waiting for: Kanye West's new album Yeezus has leaked to the masses! Now, I'm of the mind that Kanye the man is an egotistical asshole with some serious anger issues and zero tact, but that doesn't change the fact that artistically, he's done some amazing things. 808s & Heartbreaks was ridiculously underrated. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy also had its bright spots and everyone loved Graduation (aka Kanye's commercial days). Yeezy, unfortunately, is ...
Here at Evil Beet, we spend a lot of time online, so it's only natural that one of us would wind up buying an Amanda Bynes t-shirt. And maybe one of us is saving up for the Amanda Bynes hoodie.
We're going to try a new thing at Evil Beet where we show you some of our favorite stuff. Starting with this incredible Amanda Bynes tee, "Bow Down" by HardcorSophomor for Red Bubble.
The shirt comes in a variety of cuts, styles, sizes, and colors. Your typical T-shirt style starts at $24.54. A hoodi...
Natalie Portman apparently signed on to Dare Me, a film described as "Heathers meets Fight Club with teenager cheerleaders" (from Deadline via Huffington Post). There's no word on who Ms. Portman would play or anything about her character. Though the film centers on teenagers, it seems unlikely she would play one, as she is now 32. However, her Oscar winning role in Black Swan was that of a early-to-mid 20 something, so I guess anything is possible. Here are some older actresses who have played teens...
Charlie Sheen and Farrah Abraham were sending some flirty, cinge worthy texts about meeting up (but NOT for coffee). I was hoping that the texts were real, and it turns out that they are, because Mr. Sheen found out that Ms. Abraham leaked the texts to TMZ, and he is not okay with it. With the help of an 8th grader, he wrote a very scathing letter. From TMZ:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and ...