Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Baby Kimye Is a Miracle!

kimye Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby girl doesn't even have a name yet (well, you know what I mean), but she's already the talk of the town. And by "the town", of course I mean every gossip site and entertainment publication ever. Even Kim's sister Khloe has gotten in on the fun, giving a "statement" about what  "miracle" her new niece is and letting us know that more information will be revealed "when the time is right". So basically, when a magazine writes a check with a number that looks...

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farrah abraham Farrah Abraham should know better than to become enemies with Charlie Sheen [The Superficial] Mariah Carey's kids are getting pretty big really quickly [Lainey Gossip] Even celebrity kids like getting naked sometimes, guys [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Vanessa Hudgens just can't seem to put any clothes on [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Adam Levine looks like an early '90s pothead but that's okay [The Frisky] Well, glad to see Henry Cavill was such a stud in prep school [Socialite Life] Kate Moss is still booking the best jobs, lands 'Vogu...

Here’s Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan’s Baby Friend

channing tatum We're apparently all about the baby folk here at Evil Beet lately, and Kimye isn't the only one who's entered the world in recent weeks. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan also welcomed their first child, a little girl named Everly. SO CUTE. They shared the first photo on Father's Day on both of their Facebook pages, as you do. That baby's pretty cute, although all babies sorta look the same when you first have them, so she doesn't really look like anything but a baby. But yay! Babies and fathers and mothers, oh my!...

Charles Saatchi Says Choking Wife Nigella Lawson Was All In Good Fun

nigella lawson charles saatchi Charles Saatchi, the nasty, wrinkled nutsack that somehow brainwashed Nigella Lawson into marrying him 10 years ago, was finally caught out (well, caught out AGAIN) as the total piece of shit he is when he was photographed repeatedly choking her at a London restaurant. Nigella left in tears and later is thought to have taken her 17-year-old son and moved out of the family house and Scotland Yard are investigating. But wait just a second, Charles has something to say. This whole thing is one big ...

Kanye West Isn’t All That Concerned About Album Leak, His Label Can’t Say the Same

kanye west Kanye West's clusterfuck of a new album, Yeezus, leaked online last week... as albums released after 2005 inevitably have. Everyone expected it and it's not really a big deal - plenty of studies have shown that leaks don't actually impact album sales - but Def Jam is piiiiiissed and on the hunt for the person responsible for putting the songs online. Who really cares? Well, not Kanye. While the label is starting a veritable witch hunt for the leaker, Kanye's sorta just shrugging and probably concent...

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Taylor Momsen On The Set Of 'Gossip Girl' Bet you can't guess what Taylor Momsen will be doing next! [ICYDK] Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to go looking for better jacuzzis [The Superficial] Henry Cavill is having a pretty good week so far, I'd say [Lainey Gossip] Kelly Brook gets her tits out (surprise!) on the beach in Cancun [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Former Miss USA winners get naked for some PETA campaign [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Kate Upton's been prancing around the Hamptons in nearly nothing [Celebitchy] Carmen Ortega is apparently pretty famou...

Miley Cyrus ‘Found Herself’ Recording New Album

miley cyrus We all know Miley Cyrus is going through some shit, as reflected in her new "music". If single 'We Can't Stop' is anything to go by (as well as all the "Liam left her because she's a party animal stories), she spends much of her time doing drugs, drinking and twerking. As you do at that age, I guess? I don't know, that was never my scene. In any case, Miley wants us all to know that in the process of her rebirth as the poor man's white Rihanna, she found herself and got in contact with her spirit's essence or s...

Chris Brown Is a Gay Rights Activist Now

chris brown Hold the phone! Chris Brown - infamous woman beater, gay hater and general piece of shit - has taken a stand against the injustices of homophobia and stepped out as a supporter of gay rights and "ethnic minorities" in the hopes of changing the world. LOL! I can't with this asshole. Anyhow, he's going to do this by... releasing a song. If you're as confused by the logic as I am, let's let Chris explain it himself, shall we? The new single is apart of my "UNITY CAMPAIGN" which encou...

Charlie Sheen Hates Selma Blair And Wants To Give Mila Kunis $10 Million

selma blair chateau marmont  2013 Charlie Sheen is on the warpath, everyone. After (justifiably but still) flipping out over Farrah Abraham's antics, he's now turning his crazy warlock ass on Selma Blair. Ms. Blair has been acting on his show, Anger Management, but now he wants her fired. And he wants alleged roller-skating super bitch Mila Kunis. From TMZ: We're told it all started when Selma complained to "AM" execs that Charlie was a menace to work with -- claiming he's late all the time and has a shoddy work ethic. Pro...

How Amanda Bynes Does Atlantic City

amanda bynes atlantic city Amanda Bynes had an interesting weekend. Apparently she did up Atlantic City in the Bynesiest of ways, with wig-wearing and chicken-dancing. From Radaronline via New York Daily News: According to Radar Online, the 27-year-old was “stumbling and reeks of alcohol,” and she flipped out on a dad when he attempted to snap a photo of her. “She started yelling at my dad and lunging at him,” Brett Cohen told Radar Online. “I told her, ‘Amanda, you can’t do that. Leave him alone,’ and she just fre...

Will Baby Kimye Make Her Debut On ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’?

kim kardashian Well, America's William & Kate ruined a child's life by welcoming their first baby on Saturday in Los Angeles nearly five weeks ahead of schedule ('cos don't even play me and try to say homegirl delivered naturally). While we still don't know baby Kimye's name, we're already talking about where she'll make her exclusive debut, with many guessing that she'll show up on Keeping Up with the Kardashians since the show is still filming for the next few months. Oh, goody! From Deadline: Her sex was revealed on the Season 8 premiere of E!‘s K...

Adele Got Bulletproof Windows In Her House

adele Sure, why not? Adele apparently installed bulletproof glass in her £5 million London home in order to "protect her family", apparently. This, according to The Daily Mail, that bastion of fine journalism that can always be counted on for the truest and most important news stories out there. Even though the house is in a pretty richy rich neighbourhood where other high rollers live, as well, no doubt, Adele thinks they all - herself, boyfriend Simon Konecki and son Angelo - need extra security, hence the bulletproof windows...