Amanda Bynes has had a long and complicated "relationship" (in her head) with Drake, but alas, it's all come to an end. She began by wanting him to murder her vagina before changing her mind and calling him ugly. She then apologised and now apparently she just can't shake young Aubrey, as she's been forced to take to Twitter to tell him to stop blowing up her phone all the time because she just doesn't want to date him.
God, Drake, when will you learn? She just doesn't like you like that...
When Jenny McCarthy isn't staging interventions and crusading against immunizations for children, she's... modeling for a hamburger chain. That's right, Carl's Jr. has secured the in-demand star (LOL) as the face of some of their new shitty salads. Lord almighty.
Here's what Jenny had to say about the lucrative and not at all hilarious deal (from US Weekly):
"I'm excited to be the new Carl's Jr. salad babe. I'm loving all the ingredients in their new salad," McCarthy tells Us. "Each bite is scrumptiou...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, when you walk into a spider web, see how fast you turn into a ninja. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Sofia Vergara photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: Louie Louie with: "Ok folks which ones are max based and which are t...
Oh man, this is probably my favourite story I've read in a long while. Apparently John Stamos wishes that he ended up with Full House wife Lori Loughlin in real life and considers her to be 'the one that got away'. I LOVE IT! The pair dated way back in the day (before Full House, even) but it didn't last. What a shame!
From Huffington Post Live (via DS):
"We actually did date, we went on a date to Disneyland before we were both married. In real life, when we were 18, 19," Huff Post Live quotes Stamos a...
Don't expect Rihanna to show up on time to her own shows or anything [Amy Grindhouse]
Paris Jackson really hates Justin Bieber... just like the rest of us [The Superficial]
Eddie Murphy's girlfriend is getting in on the "look at my boobs" game [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
So, this isn't Emma Stone in her underwear, after all [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Is Jay-Z being a sell-out by teaming up with Samsung? [Celebitchy]
Isn't Sofia Vergara past the age of taking naked selfies? I g...
I swear I'll stop writing about this story soon (when someone chokes THIS asshole out), but Charles Saatchi has received an official caution for assaulting his wife, Nigella Lawson. But wait just a second, wasn't this whole incident totally all in good fun? Of course it was! He didn't accept the caution because he's GUILTY (even though that's exactly what accepting it means), but rather just so get it done and over with so he can continue his life as a rich, wife-abusing dickhead.
From The Evening Standard:
He said...
Apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West haven't been able to agree on a ridiculous enough K-name for their first child, or so the story goes. I have it on good authority that they actually HAVE chosen a name and if our ~source~ is right, it's horrendous, so let's hope People got it right and a birth certificate has yet to be printed.
"She was admitted with medical complications and her doctor made the decision that her baby needed to be delivered. Kim had a natural birth," the source says. "If ...
Kate Upton is a very attractive woman who is called fat by people who do not understand what the word fat means. When these photos came out of Ms. Upton shooting her film debut in The Other Woman alongside super old actress Cameron Diaz, I was ready for the internet to call her fat, which is what they did to Lady Gaga. However, so far, I do not think anyone on the internet has looked at these photos and called her fat. Not a single person. Yes, I am exaggerating. But I remain hopeful and optim...
Sharon Osbourne kicked husband Ozzy out of their house because he apparently started using drugs and alcohol again. In April she said,
We’re not getting divorced. However, am I happy? No. Am I upset? Yes, I am — I’m devastated right now. He’s been using alcohol and prescription drugs for the last year-and-a-half…and he has been in a very dark place.
Good news for them and all you fans of celebrity couples who don't get divorced -- they're moving back in together. All aboard the crazy ...
True Blood is back and I will continue to be a fan and not watch it. Because as a fan, I can't bear to see what they did to it. Honestly I was side-eying the show way back when someone decided in season 2, "We're going to make this very campy from now on" and delivered like Kim Kardashian. I had to give up when vampire Jesus came to town.
The show still has a devoted fan base, especially for Joe Manganiello, who plays Alcide the werewolf. In a Starbucks I saw what I thought was a promo sh...
Britney Spears has a smurfy new song for the new Smurfs movie that's kind of a big load of smurf. But she may not have dropped this load of smurf all by herself. Lots of people have pointed out that Ms. Spears' song, "Ooh La La" sounds a lot like Madonna's song "Superstar", from her 2012 album MDNA. People are probably only noticing this just now because no one bought Madonna's album, let's be real. Madonna wrote and produced "Superstar", along with ardy "Indigo" Muanza and Michael Malih.
...
My monocole just fell into the china teacup I was holding and I let out a gasp that was heard all the way from Los Feliz to West Hollywood when I heard the shocking news that Courtney Stodden got breast implants over the weekend. I don't think any of us saw this coming. How could we? Why would we think that a 29 18-year living Barbie would shy away from cosmetic producers? Actually on a less sarcastic note, she did just say in an interview with E Online,
I absolutely love my body and everything ...
Amanda Bynes has had a long and complicated "relationship" (in her head) with Drake, but alas, it's all come to an end. She began by wanting him to murder her vagina before changing her mind and calling him ugly. She then apologised and now apparently she just can't shake young Aubrey, as she's been forced to take to Twitter to tell him to stop blowing up her phone all the time because she just doesn't want to date him.
God, Drake, when will you learn? She just doesn't like you like that...
When Jenny McCarthy isn't staging interventions and crusading against immunizations for children, she's... modeling for a hamburger chain. That's right, Carl's Jr. has secured the in-demand star (LOL) as the face of some of their new shitty salads. Lord almighty.
Here's what Jenny had to say about the lucrative and not at all hilarious deal (from US Weekly):
"I'm excited to be the new Carl's Jr. salad babe. I'm loving all the ingredients in their new salad," McCarthy tells Us. "Each bite is scrumptiou...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, when you walk into a spider web, see how fast you turn into a ninja. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Sofia Vergara photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: Louie Louie with: "Ok folks which ones are max based and which are t...
Oh man, this is probably my favourite story I've read in a long while. Apparently John Stamos wishes that he ended up with Full House wife Lori Loughlin in real life and considers her to be 'the one that got away'. I LOVE IT! The pair dated way back in the day (before Full House, even) but it didn't last. What a shame!
From Huffington Post Live (via DS):
"We actually did date, we went on a date to Disneyland before we were both married. In real life, when we were 18, 19," Huff Post Live quotes Stamos a...
Don't expect Rihanna to show up on time to her own shows or anything [Amy Grindhouse]
Paris Jackson really hates Justin Bieber... just like the rest of us [The Superficial]
Eddie Murphy's girlfriend is getting in on the "look at my boobs" game [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
So, this isn't Emma Stone in her underwear, after all [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Is Jay-Z being a sell-out by teaming up with Samsung? [Celebitchy]
Isn't Sofia Vergara past the age of taking naked selfies? I g...
I swear I'll stop writing about this story soon (when someone chokes THIS asshole out), but Charles Saatchi has received an official caution for assaulting his wife, Nigella Lawson. But wait just a second, wasn't this whole incident totally all in good fun? Of course it was! He didn't accept the caution because he's GUILTY (even though that's exactly what accepting it means), but rather just so get it done and over with so he can continue his life as a rich, wife-abusing dickhead.
From The Evening Standard:
He said...
Apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West haven't been able to agree on a ridiculous enough K-name for their first child, or so the story goes. I have it on good authority that they actually HAVE chosen a name and if our ~source~ is right, it's horrendous, so let's hope People got it right and a birth certificate has yet to be printed.
"She was admitted with medical complications and her doctor made the decision that her baby needed to be delivered. Kim had a natural birth," the source says. "If ...
Kate Upton is a very attractive woman who is called fat by people who do not understand what the word fat means. When these photos came out of Ms. Upton shooting her film debut in The Other Woman alongside super old actress Cameron Diaz, I was ready for the internet to call her fat, which is what they did to Lady Gaga. However, so far, I do not think anyone on the internet has looked at these photos and called her fat. Not a single person. Yes, I am exaggerating. But I remain hopeful and optim...
Sharon Osbourne kicked husband Ozzy out of their house because he apparently started using drugs and alcohol again. In April she said,
We’re not getting divorced. However, am I happy? No. Am I upset? Yes, I am — I’m devastated right now. He’s been using alcohol and prescription drugs for the last year-and-a-half…and he has been in a very dark place.
Good news for them and all you fans of celebrity couples who don't get divorced -- they're moving back in together. All aboard the crazy ...
True Blood is back and I will continue to be a fan and not watch it. Because as a fan, I can't bear to see what they did to it. Honestly I was side-eying the show way back when someone decided in season 2, "We're going to make this very campy from now on" and delivered like Kim Kardashian. I had to give up when vampire Jesus came to town.
The show still has a devoted fan base, especially for Joe Manganiello, who plays Alcide the werewolf. In a Starbucks I saw what I thought was a promo sh...
Britney Spears has a smurfy new song for the new Smurfs movie that's kind of a big load of smurf. But she may not have dropped this load of smurf all by herself. Lots of people have pointed out that Ms. Spears' song, "Ooh La La" sounds a lot like Madonna's song "Superstar", from her 2012 album MDNA. People are probably only noticing this just now because no one bought Madonna's album, let's be real. Madonna wrote and produced "Superstar", along with ardy "Indigo" Muanza and Michael Malih.
...
My monocole just fell into the china teacup I was holding and I let out a gasp that was heard all the way from Los Feliz to West Hollywood when I heard the shocking news that Courtney Stodden got breast implants over the weekend. I don't think any of us saw this coming. How could we? Why would we think that a 29 18-year living Barbie would shy away from cosmetic producers? Actually on a less sarcastic note, she did just say in an interview with E Online,
I absolutely love my body and everything ...