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Surprise! Mel Gibson Screams At Children!

gaby hoffmann mel gibson Hey, does anyone remember Gaby Hoffmann? Don't act like you didn't watch Now and Then, like, 800 times - or, you know, Sleepless In Seattle or Field of Dreams. Take your pick. In any case, Gaby worked with Mel Gibson in The Man Without a Face, and I guess he screamed at her like a maniac on set because, well, he's Mel Gibson and he's a terrible person. From Huffington Post Live: "I think I happened to work with a bunch of slightly difficult male directors when I was a kid, and then there...

Amanda Bynes Celebrates Fixing Her “Birth Defects”

amanda bynes Oh man, Amanda Bynes. Not a day goes by that she's not doing something slightly... questionable? Okay, downright nuts. We all know she loves her a bit of plastic surgery and has admitted to undergoing several nose jobs for some issue she swore she had, but now she's taken it to the next level for congratulating herself for undergoing so much surgery for her "birth defects", which apparently included "webbing" around her eyes. Oh dear. Let's let her Twitter do the talking here, shall we? (You'll want to read...

50 Shades Has Its Director At Last: The Woman Who Got With Her 19 Year-Old Lead Actor

Sam Taylor-Johnson pregnant Aaron Johnson Fifty Shades of Grey has its director and it's not Gus Van Sant, so nobody tell him, okay? It's Sam Taylor-Johnson (announced via Deadline). She directed the film Nowhere Boy in 2009. It was the film about John Lennon. But really, it was known for being the film about the then 42 year-old Taylor-Johnson (technically she was Taylor-Wood then) beginning relationship with the then 19 year-0ld star of her film, Aaron Johnson. They got engaged. Then she gave birth to his child the following year. And they had another kid in 2012. Then they got married. Does any of this h...

James Gandolfini Fans Visit The Diner Where The Sopranos Series Finale Was Shot

tony soprano table diner James Gandolfini died unexpectedly yesterday. Fans of the actor and of The Sopranos flooded the Internet with their good thoughts and praises for the man. I think a lot of us were also just plain shocked. Everyone remembers the legendary last scene of the Sopranos series finale that took place in a diner, the family gathering at a table near the door, with Journey playing on the jukebox. Turns out, it's an actual diner. Holsten's diner in Bloomfield, N.J.. It wasn't a set. And last night...

Justin Bieber’s Cat Has A Twitter Account

justin bieber's cat twitter Justin Bieber loves posting photos of his admittedly damn cute cat (Tuts) on his Instagram, but did he go so far as to make a twitter account for his latest pet? Tuts The Cat is on twitter with the handle @mrsgarfieldx. This is confusing as hell, I need to sit down. I really doubt Bieber created this account and is tweeting -- this seems more like something an idiot Belieber would do -- but the wording is lot like Bieber's. For example, Tuts' bio is, Yes, Justin Bieber is my owner. I have many ...

What the WHAT? James Gandolfini Died

james gandolfini died James Gandolfini is about to trend on twitter with so many stupid references to the last episode of The Sopranos, because he died today. TMZ has the story: Gandolfini is believed to have suffered a stroke, this according to Deadline.com. He was 51. Gandolfini was in Italy to attend the 59th Taormina Film Festival in Sicily -- and he was scheduled to participate in a festival event this weekend with Italian director Gabriele Muccino. And according to Deadline he was in pre-production for a new ...

Paula Deen Likes The Idea Of A Slavery Themed Restaurant

paula deen spray tan Paula Deen is doing her best to uphold the bad stereotypes some people believe about Southerners. Deen was under deposition because she was sued by a former manager of Deen's restaurant. The manager, Lisa Jackson, claims that Paula Deen used "the n-word" and also that Deen's brother, Bubba Hiers (yeah), sexually harassed and assaulted her. The manager, not Paula Deen. You can put your own incest redneck joke here if you want to. Jackson is also suing for racial discrimination. Deen didn't ...

People Are Giving Lil Wayne Shit For Stepping On an American Flag

lil wayne Lil Wayne is back in the headlines this week, and it's not for another Sizzurp-induced seizure or signing has-beens to a record contract (thank god for small miracles?). No, instead he's getting shit this time around for apparently stepping on an American flag in his new video for 'God Bless Amerika'. Why anyone gives a shit about this is beyond me - it's a piece of fabric and has no bearing on... well, anything in life. People need to get a grip on reality and find something real to care about. Anyway, appa...

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amanda bynes Amanda Bynes is a rapper now, so everyone prepare yourselves [The Superficial] Rita Ora should hope Madonna's Material Girl line has bras on offer [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Watch out, Robert Deniro - Leonardo DiCaprio is coming for you [Lainey Gossip] Here's something new: Kate Upton with her boobs out [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Well, Kim Kardashian's cervix got that re-shoot it's been after [Amy Grindhouse] NeNe Leakes has some triflin' ass requests for her wedding guests [I'm Not Obsessed] Gwy...

Kristen Bell Lost Her Post-Pregnancy Weight Like A Normal Person

kristen bell Oh sweet, sloth-loving, cute-as-a-button little Kristen Bell. Ain't she the sweetest? (That sounds like I'm being an asshole but I'm really not, for once!) Earlier this year, Kristen and husband Dax Shepard had a baby girl called Lincoln. Both mom and baby were happy and healthy, but that's not what we care about. No, we want to know how she lost the baby weight. After all, that is the most important question in the world, and the most important thing a woman can do after growing a human being and...

Johnny Depp’s Break-Up From Vanessa Paradis Was “Unpleasant”

johnny depp vanessa paradis Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis were together for a long ass time before splitting about a year ago. There were lots of stories floating around about infidelity, Johnny getting bored, etc, but that's neither here nor there. He's all loved up with Amber Heard now, but he's finally opening up about the mother of his children. From Rolling Stone: "The last couple years have been a bit bumpy. At times, certainly unpleasant, but that's the nature of break-ups, I guess, especially when there are kiddies involved." "So for whatever reason that ­ceases, it doesn't stop the fact that you care for...

Sacrilege! Miley Cyrus Thinks Her Old Music Was “Irritating”

miley cyrus Miley, girl, I'm trying to stick with you. I want to be there for you through this difficult time but you're not making it easy, especially when you think your new music is great and start talking shit about your old stuff, which was POP GOLD. Hello, 'Party In the USA'? 'See You Again'? 'The Climb'? I don't think I need to go on here. From Billboard: "Right now, when people go to iTunes and listen to my old music, it's so irritating to me because I can't just erase that stuff and start over," she says...