Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, a life without risk, isn’t really a life at all. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Will Smith photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: john with “The on field re enactment of “after earth” is not going as well as Will hoped.”
Runner-up: Der Hound with “Upon seeing all the large Cocks behind him, Will Smith immediately went into his West Philly mating ritual hopping to secure a mate.”
So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo
Calm down girls, I can’t help it if my tits are bigger than yours!
i got a hankering for some doublemint gum
I feel like not enough people are staring at my chest. Do you see anyone checking out my rack?
What do you mean you want to rent them out, Madam Tussaud?!?!
Ok folks which ones are max based and which are the silicon based titties? No you can’t ask questions the IQ’s are all the same.
Hi, I’m Stepford Wife 2.0. You bitches are obsolete.
Sofia says “Who did you say got the last Diet Pepsi?”