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WTF Of The Day: Amanda Bynes Says A Cop “Slapped Her Vagina”

amanda bynes wig AMANDA BYNES, WHERE DOES IT END? Your saga is crazy! And it just doesn't end. Now Miss Bynes is accusing an officer of "slapping" her vagina. Let's review: Drake murders Amanda Bynes' vagina -- okay. Cop slaps Amanda Bynes' vagina -- not okay. Here is her tweet on the whole thing (via TMZ): Don't believe the reports about me being arrested. It's all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the wi...

Michael Douglas On Kissing Matt Damon: “I Forgot It Was Two Guys”

matt damn michael douglas liberace Michael Douglas looks like he is going to be the best damn Liberace ever in HBO's upcoming film, Behind the Candelabra. Matt Damnon plays his lover in the film, so naturally there's a lot of kissing. Someone asked dear Mr. Douglas what that was like. Here's what he said, via Showbiz Spy: I forgot it was Matt and me after about 10 minutes and then I forgot it was two guys. Both of us are in long-standing marriages, so that makes it easier. It’s like love scenes with a girl. If you’re an ac...

This Blind Item About A Shrinking Actress Should Be Easy

jennifer hudston blind item I can't decide if I love it or hate it when blind items are super easy to guess. Like, hm, which celebrity couple could this be about? Gosh, I wonder! Blind Gossip gives us this item via Downfront 2: This Oscar Winner may be losing her man because he is not happy with her weight loss. Now at first this sounds like it could be about pretty much any Oscar winning actress, since it's so vague and actresses are known to lose weight. Buuut I think it's most likely about Jennifer Hudson, considerin...

Kendall Jenner Responds To Angry Beans

kendall jenner instagram twitter Kendall Jenner got slammed on twitter by Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain's kid, Frances Bean Cobain a few days and she responded on Facebook. Which is kind of...I mean why not respond on twitter? Angry Beans responded to Ms. Jenner's stupid tweet "Just wish things could be easier sometimes mann" with two long tweets containing such wise nuggets as "There are kids on earth abandoned&homeless" and blah blah ending with "humans are so self involved." From Radar, via DListed: i am aware that i am very privileged and blessed, and im t...

Amanda Bynes’ Second Mugshot And Her Delightful Twitter Reaction

amanda bynes wig mugshot Amanda Bynes had a pretty sad/badass mugshot from her latest arrest, but that was sans wig. This is the mugshot that inspired Mz. Bynes to tweet, I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot! :D No one is believing that, Amanda. She then followed up with another tweet that made me smile: I need Nicki Minaj's wig person stat! :P So while this whole arrest thing originally made me depressed as hell, ...

Elisabeth Moss Confirms That Jeremy Piven Sucks On Live TV

elisabeth moss mad men gq hot Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men's Peggy Olsen) gave Jeremy Piven a well-deserved beat-down on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live on Bravo. Cohen does a segment called "Plead the Fifth" in which guests can pass on 1 out of 3 questions he asks. When asked about Jeremy Piven, Ms. Moss didn't opt out at all. Some backstory: do you remember when Jeremy Piven abruptly dropped out his Broadway show because he said he overdosed on mercury from eating too much sushi? It really pissed her off, and she NOT a...

Someone Who Is Supposed To Be Debra Messing Is On The Cover Of More Magazine

debra messing more magazine photoshopped cover I'm sorry, but I simply had to highlight this More magazine cover. Debra Messing is apparently their June cover gal but I swear on my first scroll, I thought this was Avril Lavigne. Once I saw the title was More I put it together, and then I saw her name. I don't care how much plastic surgery she may or may not have gotten, the photoshopping on this cover is more obvious than every Kanye West gay rapper blind item. "You're telling me that magazine covers -- major magazine covers -- are photoshopped??! NO, CATHERINE ST. IVES, YOU MUST BE ...

Amanda Bynes Sad Mugshot And Arrest Details

amanda bynes mugshot 2013 UPDATE: AMANDA BYNES RESPONDS ON TWITTER: I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot! :D Amanda Bynes' latest mugshot and subsequent court photos are making me sad. Bynes was arrested for possession (of pot) and tampering with evidence (throwing her bong out the window). She was asked to remove a platinum blonde wig for taking her mug shot, revealing this very short hair. After her arrest, she was ...

Are Miley and Liam Back On Again?

miley cyrus liam hemsworth Maybe it's a good thing that Miley Cyrus kept that engagement ring, because it's looking like she and fiancé Liam Hemsworth have managed to patch things up for the time being and their engagement is back on! This, all because a source told US Weekly that they saw the couple kissing. Okay, sure. She and Liam Hemsworth, 23 -- who hit a rough patch this spring and stopped planning their wedding -- got cozy at a party at her L.A. home May 10. "She was kissing him," says a witness. "They were definitely b...

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lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan tried to have her dealer deliver drugs to rehab [Amy Grindhouse] Alice Eve is sort of the hottest thing (literally and figuratively) right now [The Superficial] Uh oh, Ian Somerhalder has a new woman on his arm already! [Lainey Gossip] Farrah Abraham has reached a whole new level of annoying [The Fishwrapper] Rihanna has no problem showing off her ass, we get that now [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Is the Kardashian family millions of dollars in debt? [ICYDK] Someone thinks Gwyneth Paltrow smells bad - must be the patchouli [Celebitchy] Kellan...

Courtney Love Sticks Up For LeAnn Rimes, Will Beat Brandi Glanville’s Ass If Need Be

leann rimes courtney love In what may be the strangest Twitter exchange in ages, Courtney Love has risen from her drug tomb to stick up for LeAnn Rimes after she got into another spat with Brandi Glanville. Here's how it went down, Brandi complained via a tweet that she couldn't get a hold of her kids, so LeAnn responded with some hippie bullshit and then Courtney piped up out of nowhere offering to whoop somebody's ass if they didn't leave her alone. Oh, and Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 got in on the action. Yeah, I don't know, either. ...

Speaking of Books, Lea Michele’s “Writing” One And I’m Jumping Out My Window

lea michele Lea Michele's the worst. I've said it before and I'll say it again probably another 5,000 times before I die, but I can't help myself. She's absolutely insufferable, not to mention has her head so far up her own ass, it pops back out on top of her shoulders again. Ugh. Anyway, someone thought it was a good idea to give the world's specialest snowflake her own book - which she's decided to call Brunette Ambition. Oh ho ho, aren't we clever! From The New York Times: The latest addition to the...