Listen, I'm not here to make light of 9/11. Being a New Yorker at my roots and having lived through it, I can say it was a horrendous, awful tragedy that cannot ever be understood fully by anyone who wasn't there. That being said, I'm calling bullshit on Billy Joel, who's saying that his multiple rehab stints, car accidents and drunk driving incidents since 2005 have nothing to do with the fact that he's a raging alcoholic whose depression is exacerbated by his addiction, but... because of 9/...
We all know that American Idol is cleaning house when it comes to the judges and are thinking of having an all-alum panel next year. Jennifer Hudson is most likely going to be sipping away at her Diet Coke at the table, but Kelly Clarkson was also rumoured to be close to signing a deal to join the rapidly sinking ship that is Idol. Thankfully, that's not happening now.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
Despite rampant rumors, a rep for Kelly Clarkson tells The Hollywood Reporter that the Ameri...
Kristen Stewart is out of fucks to give, in case you couldn't tell [The Superficial]
Have George Clooney and Stacey Keibler broken up? [Lainey Gossip]
Brad Pitt was "ready to soar" after leaving Jennifer Aniston - not from the weed [ICYDK]
Kim Kardashian is tired of her own famewhoring, finally [Amy Grindhouse]
Miley Cyrus is getting her boobs out now, if that's anything to go by [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh, and if big boobs are your thing, here's the motherload [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are getting closer...
Kim Kardashian is apparently an authority on fashion (not to me, but just saying) and despite her awful pregnancy clothing choices, she's spouting off about how to dress sexy. Because, you know, that's what we're all concerned about, ladies! Make sure you look good so bros will want to f-ck you and other women will be jealous of you/want to look just like you! But hey, don't go getting all up in arms just yet. If you don't have the body to pull off a mini dress or halter top, you can still look sexy - just put o...
Mariah Carey was just trying to get her groove on for Good Morning America's summer concert series on Friday, but luck was not on her side. Well, at least her wardrobe wasn't. Just before she was due to go on, Mariah's dress nearly popped right open on live, national TV. Also "notable" was the fact that she exclaimed "Shit!" when this happened. You know, as you do.
She made some jokes about the Versace dress once she did make it to the stage, saying, "I love you Donatella, but it popped, darli...
Gwyneth Paltrow AKA The Most Beautiful Woman In The World smells like really bad you guys, okay? That's what some people were saying about her at The Met Ball. Which would explain why Ms. Paltrow was having such an oh-so-terrible time. She did say it was "boiling". From The National Enquirer, a "close source" (GET IT?) says,
Poor Gwyneth looked picture-perfect, but it must have been the hot lights that caused her to be a little strong on the nose. It was pretty pungent, and I don’t think s...
Bill Clinton had fun this weekend. Last time we saw Dear Bill he was hanging out with a much younger actress. Former President Clinton posed here on stage with I Dream of Jeannie's Barbara Eden at the Life Ball in Vienna. Ms. Eden is 78, 78! Good for her. She looks rad. The Life Ball is a huge charity event held in Europe that raises funds for HIV and AIDS awareness. None of this explains why there was an I Dream of Jeannie theme. Oh but wait, another treat! Pregnant Fergie with Barbara Eden! Who else...
Adele is often seen in black dresses, usually with an armful of awards. Even if she's at an Arby's I'm sure she'd somehow win 6 awards. Her stylist gave up a bunch of Adele's style and beauty secrets, including the need for Spanx. From Sunday Mirror via Daily Mail:
She always wears Spanx on the red carpet. Good underwear is really important, it smoothes you out.
Adele always wants to wear black because she loves Johnny Cash and he wore black. She also loves June Carter Cash because she a...
UPDATE 5/27/2013: Bynes is, of course, saying that she didn't tweet any of that to Rihanna. Here is her tweeted explanation:
I saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions. I'm followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them! Rihanna and I met and I'm sure we'll be in a music video together one day! That's one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else's ...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are done (but probably for about 5 minutes) and apparently Katy Perry is making the most of Rob's solo single time. According to a whole mess of "sources" they're just friends. I know that Robsten was seen together at Katy Perry's bday party for her assistant (someone leaked a video that looks like it was taken with a calculator) so it's not really a huge surprise that Ms. Perry and Sad Rob would be hanging out together...I guess? Some info on their friendship from Enterainmentwise.com:
... actress Bella Rapone, a friend of Katy'...
Britney Spears is headed to Las Vegas, and I told y'all. She talked about how psyched she is about it in Shape magazine (source: I read Shape magazine on airplanes) but people are having doubts that she can handle such a major commitment. From Metro:
The Oops!… I Did It Again star is reportedly preparing for a string of shows at Planet Hollywood Resort and at a casino in Sin City.
But concerns are growing from within Brit’s camp that she won’t be able to handle the pressures of delivering a knock out show day after day.
‘There is little chance that she can actually do this,’ a source close to ...
Good to know that Lohan took some time out of her day to reflect on her journey and self improvement via twitter. Really, it wasn't totally a bad thing. Here's the tweet:
A little cheesy, but okay. But see that link there? And how it says "view app"? Here's what you see when you click on that:
Like what the hell is this, Lohan? What is the connection here? With this app, you TOO can sing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" while thinking about the opportunities you fucked up in your life? I DO...
Listen, I'm not here to make light of 9/11. Being a New Yorker at my roots and having lived through it, I can say it was a horrendous, awful tragedy that cannot ever be understood fully by anyone who wasn't there. That being said, I'm calling bullshit on Billy Joel, who's saying that his multiple rehab stints, car accidents and drunk driving incidents since 2005 have nothing to do with the fact that he's a raging alcoholic whose depression is exacerbated by his addiction, but... because of 9/...
We all know that American Idol is cleaning house when it comes to the judges and are thinking of having an all-alum panel next year. Jennifer Hudson is most likely going to be sipping away at her Diet Coke at the table, but Kelly Clarkson was also rumoured to be close to signing a deal to join the rapidly sinking ship that is Idol. Thankfully, that's not happening now.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
Despite rampant rumors, a rep for Kelly Clarkson tells The Hollywood Reporter that the Ameri...
Kristen Stewart is out of fucks to give, in case you couldn't tell [The Superficial]
Have George Clooney and Stacey Keibler broken up? [Lainey Gossip]
Brad Pitt was "ready to soar" after leaving Jennifer Aniston - not from the weed [ICYDK]
Kim Kardashian is tired of her own famewhoring, finally [Amy Grindhouse]
Miley Cyrus is getting her boobs out now, if that's anything to go by [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh, and if big boobs are your thing, here's the motherload [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are getting closer...
Kim Kardashian is apparently an authority on fashion (not to me, but just saying) and despite her awful pregnancy clothing choices, she's spouting off about how to dress sexy. Because, you know, that's what we're all concerned about, ladies! Make sure you look good so bros will want to f-ck you and other women will be jealous of you/want to look just like you! But hey, don't go getting all up in arms just yet. If you don't have the body to pull off a mini dress or halter top, you can still look sexy - just put o...
Mariah Carey was just trying to get her groove on for Good Morning America's summer concert series on Friday, but luck was not on her side. Well, at least her wardrobe wasn't. Just before she was due to go on, Mariah's dress nearly popped right open on live, national TV. Also "notable" was the fact that she exclaimed "Shit!" when this happened. You know, as you do.
She made some jokes about the Versace dress once she did make it to the stage, saying, "I love you Donatella, but it popped, darli...
Gwyneth Paltrow AKA The Most Beautiful Woman In The World smells like really bad you guys, okay? That's what some people were saying about her at The Met Ball. Which would explain why Ms. Paltrow was having such an oh-so-terrible time. She did say it was "boiling". From The National Enquirer, a "close source" (GET IT?) says,
Poor Gwyneth looked picture-perfect, but it must have been the hot lights that caused her to be a little strong on the nose. It was pretty pungent, and I don’t think s...
Bill Clinton had fun this weekend. Last time we saw Dear Bill he was hanging out with a much younger actress. Former President Clinton posed here on stage with I Dream of Jeannie's Barbara Eden at the Life Ball in Vienna. Ms. Eden is 78, 78! Good for her. She looks rad. The Life Ball is a huge charity event held in Europe that raises funds for HIV and AIDS awareness. None of this explains why there was an I Dream of Jeannie theme. Oh but wait, another treat! Pregnant Fergie with Barbara Eden! Who else...
Adele is often seen in black dresses, usually with an armful of awards. Even if she's at an Arby's I'm sure she'd somehow win 6 awards. Her stylist gave up a bunch of Adele's style and beauty secrets, including the need for Spanx. From Sunday Mirror via Daily Mail:
She always wears Spanx on the red carpet. Good underwear is really important, it smoothes you out.
Adele always wants to wear black because she loves Johnny Cash and he wore black. She also loves June Carter Cash because she a...
UPDATE 5/27/2013: Bynes is, of course, saying that she didn't tweet any of that to Rihanna. Here is her tweeted explanation:
I saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions. I'm followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them! Rihanna and I met and I'm sure we'll be in a music video together one day! That's one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else's ...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are done (but probably for about 5 minutes) and apparently Katy Perry is making the most of Rob's solo single time. According to a whole mess of "sources" they're just friends. I know that Robsten was seen together at Katy Perry's bday party for her assistant (someone leaked a video that looks like it was taken with a calculator) so it's not really a huge surprise that Ms. Perry and Sad Rob would be hanging out together...I guess? Some info on their friendship from Enterainmentwise.com:
... actress Bella Rapone, a friend of Katy'...
Britney Spears is headed to Las Vegas, and I told y'all. She talked about how psyched she is about it in Shape magazine (source: I read Shape magazine on airplanes) but people are having doubts that she can handle such a major commitment. From Metro:
The Oops!… I Did It Again star is reportedly preparing for a string of shows at Planet Hollywood Resort and at a casino in Sin City.
But concerns are growing from within Brit’s camp that she won’t be able to handle the pressures of delivering a knock out show day after day.
‘There is little chance that she can actually do this,’ a source close to ...
Good to know that Lohan took some time out of her day to reflect on her journey and self improvement via twitter. Really, it wasn't totally a bad thing. Here's the tweet:
A little cheesy, but okay. But see that link there? And how it says "view app"? Here's what you see when you click on that:
Like what the hell is this, Lohan? What is the connection here? With this app, you TOO can sing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" while thinking about the opportunities you fucked up in your life? I DO...