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Gwen Stefani Takes Her Boys To The Skirball Cultural Center Gwen Stefani takes the kids out to get cultured, remains flawless [ICYDK] Amanda Bynes made her Twitter presence known this weekend [The Superficial] Alexis Neiers says going to rehab a second time changed her life [The Frisky] Daniel Day Lewis done got himself a nice little honorary degree [Lainey Gossip] Are these seriously Miley Cyrus' boobs? I'm not sure! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Hayden Panettiere is in a bikini on vacation again, so nothing new here [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Andrew Garfield manages to pull out ...

Amanda Bynes Is Suing the NYPD

amanda bynes UPDATE 2pm EST: Amanda just tweeted the following absolute nonsense. She's obviously high as a kite at the moment and when she comes down, she'll swear she didn't tweet this. My lawyer is getting my case dropped! There was no proof of sexual harassment or drugs. Instead of me asking for the cop to be arrested for sexual harassment, I want my case dropped as well. His punishment will be being the cop who sexually harassed someone who would never find him handsome enough to be my boyfriend. That'...

Chris Brown Did a Hit-and-Run But Denies It Now, Of Course

chris brown You know how it went down - Chris Brown hit someone's car in Los Angeles last week and was a total asshole about it (surprise, surprise). When pressed by the driver of the other car for his insurance information, he initially refused but finally gave in... giving her false details. Of course, now he denies the whole thing and says it's the driver who doesn't want to talk to him. Yeah, I'm sure that's the case, bro. From TMZ: Chris Brown says he did nothing wrong when he was involved in a mi...

Whoa, How Weird: Roman Polanski Says Stupid Things About Women

roman polanski with his wife Roman Polanski, sadly known more for being a child rapist than for his films, said a lot of befuddling things about women at Cannes. His words would be a lot more offensive if they weren't so hilarious, hilarious because of how confusing and bizarre they are. From Breitbart: (AP) CANNES, France--Roman Polanski says the birth control pill has had a "masculinizing" effect on women. The director said the pill has "changed the place of women in our times," while talking to reporters Saturday ...

A Pretty Crappy Blind Item

blind item This was too stupid not to share. Here's a blind item directly from our own source. It is the stupidest blind item ever. Which mega performer has to have major poop privacy? After playing a huge venue, she made an unscheduled stop into the media room, with 2 handlers. The room was still filled with writers and bloggers when one handler asked the other if he "had to go that bad". He shook his head and gestured it was the pop princess who needed to use the restroom. They then made it clear that...

Cynthia Nixon Thinks The First Sex And The City Film Is “Disheartening”

cynthia nixon miranda 2013 Cynthia Nixon, who played Miranda in the Sex and the City television show and subsequent 3 movies, has a new outlook on the first Sex and the City film, and it's not very positive. Though she is still "'proud of what [the show] did for women'" she expressed disappointment over certain aspects of the film. Via ONTD: I remember when we screened the first movie in London, when Mr. Big shows Carrie that closet he’s built for her and the entire audience clapped. I found that devastating. Maybe ...

Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul Got Married, Bitch!

aaron paul new bride wedding marriage Aaron Paul, AKA Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad, AKA the one on breaking bad who says, "Yo, Mr. White!" and "bitch" (but does it so well), got married this weekend. I think Aaron Paul is really attractive. And I think he's a great actor. So good for him and stuff on finding happiness with another human being. He married some chick named Lauren Parsekian. They met at Coachella (LOL) and judging from this photo got married in the middle of a goddamn magical forest. His tux is by Burberry (nice!)...

Rob Kardashian’s Slimming Down But Still Has 50lbs To Go

rob kardashian We all know the story by now: Rob Kardashian got fat (his words) and it was all Rita Ora's fault. Because, you know, what you do to your own body is everyone else's fault.But enough playing the victim - he decided to get fit and has indeed shed some pounds since starting a new diet and exercise regimen in February. He showed off his progress at the launch of his bullshit sock line last Saturday, where he caught up with US Weekly to give them the "scoop" (because who actually cares?) on how he's doing. "I still have to lose li...

Eva Longoria Is Totes Happy Being Single, Guys!

eva longoria Eva Longoria may be ready for love, but she wants you to know that she's totally happy being on her own, too! She has tons of friends (who I assume are also single) that hang out at her house and they all cook together and have pillow fights and watch Brad Pitt movies and prank call boys. Life is so fun!! Okay, I kid, but seriously - why in the hell are we always talking about who Eva is or isn't dating? My eyes are rolling so far back in my head that I nearly can't see the screen to type anym...

Weekend Links!

bar rafieli Bar Rafaeli is hosting 'The X Factor' Israel, which is a thing [Bitten and Bound] This is absolutely the perfect summer album, hands down [OMG Blog] Kanye's still ducking Kim - better get used to it, Kimmysticks [The Superficial] Nothing like a bit of Mimi in the morning, no? [Lainey Gossip] Here's quite a lot of photos of Olivia Wilde in a bikini [G Celeb] Topher Grace is still alive and kicking in Los Angeles [ICYDK] Well, Demi Moore is looking a bit happier these days [Holly...

Does This Look Like The Face of Hillary Rodham Clinton To You?

"Hitchcock" New York Premiere - Arrivals Alright, awesome news, people: there's a Hillary Clinton biopic in the works. Rodham will follow Hils from 1974, back when she was a lawyer in Washington. Sweet, right? Well, a great woman needs a great actress to play her, and a few have been shortlisted for the part. Hint: all of them are pretty terrible. Feast your eyes on this: Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Chastain and Reese Witherspoon have all apparently been considered for the part. Which of these would be any good ...