Courtney Love has had her share of... trouble, shall we say. Years and years of drug abuse and insanity have led us to the pinnacle of LOL: she's offering advice to Amanda Bynes, now herself in full meltdown mode.
The Hole rocker took to Twitter (because of course she did) to offer some pearls of wisdom to the police officer rejecting, model citizen beauty queen that is Amanda. Of course, Amanda didn't take it too well and responded by calling Love the ugliest woman she's ever seen (LOL) before s...
Lindsay Lohan is in rehab at The Betty Ford Center where she's been working on healing and also being an unofficial spokesperson for a singing app, and probably snickering at Amanda Bynes' twitter feed. Class act father Michael Lohan is really proud of her and says she is doing "phenomenal" -- yet he wants to move her to a different location. From The Daily Mail:
Its just enough is enough and I think she realises it. In everyone's life there comes an epiphany and I guess it's come upon her in some way sh...
Zach Galifianakis got a whole new look, and had that not been pointed out to me, I wouldn't have known it was him. As you can imagine, this is greatly distressing. It's jarring when you see someone and then realize it's not who you think it is. He is really bringing it to these Hangover premieres, isn't he? First he shows up with the grown up Hangover Baby and now he's changing his trademark beard and yet wearing the exact same shirt and tie. What are you doing, Galifianakis? What game are y...
Lana Del Rey was just singing along in her Ambien laden voice when someone suddenly threw her a pair of panties. Of course this happened in Ireland at an intimate show in Dublin. As shown in these photos, Ms. Del Rey seems rather amused by the entire thing. They really, really love her on the other side of the world. Damn you, America. I love you so much. Can't you give me this one thing??? Pretty sure Lana doesn't feel the love here either, as she told FASHION magazine (via Daily Mail),
I ...
Kelly Osbourne never really bothered me but her interview with Cosmopolitan changed my mind about that. Now I think she's almost insufferable. Really, insufferable is too strong of a word. But look at this from their latest issue,
[On what she wants moving forward in her life] Happiness and a Golden Globe. What? I'm fabulous. I need a Golden Globe. What is life if you're not going to live it to the fullest? People think this is my 15 minutes. F-ck you. I've got an hour.
What the hell? Mayb...
Justin Bieber is an insufferable neighbor, with all the spitting on people and insane parties, but none of that even compares to his new alleged activity: riding around on Segways, smoking pot. Brilliant. If this is what you do in your spare time, you have too much money. It's not that this behavior tops anything else -- it's just that it's f-cking hilarious. From TMZ:
... neighbors tell us they saw him over the long weekend riding a Segway and smoking a joint ... smack in front of neighborh...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split up earlier this month after "growing apart", and Rob rode his shitty pickup truck away... to his old house just a few blocks away. He's got a nice Spanish villa (with a couch in the backyard!) so he'll be sitting pretty there.
From E! News:
Moving out and moving on.
Robert Pattinson was seen removing his belongings from ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart's Los Angeles pad last week and it seems like he's starting to get settled back into his own home ...
Jennifer Lawrence is sort of universally recognised as amazing at this point, so of course she has a stalker. Even f-cking Clay Aiken has a stalker. Anyway, some 23-year-old bro has been harassing Jennifer's brother Blaine and finally, police arrested his crazy ass.
From The New York Daily News:
A Canadian man is facing charges that he stalked the brother of Jennifer Lawrence after authorities say he repeatedly insisted that the man put him in touch with the Oscar-winning actress so he could p...
You may wonder if Johnny Depp's affinity with the homeless has anything to do with the fact that he looks like one himself, but that's not the point here. The fact is, he's a pretty cool bro who hired two homeless people in Albuquerque, New Mexico as extras for his new movie Transcendence. Well, he convinced the director to hire them, which is close enough for me.
From The Sun:
''Johnny always likes to help out the community when on location," a source said.
''While scouting out the area around Albuquerque, he came across these two characters.
...
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby together in a few short months, so one would assume that they plan to be together for a long time. Couples don't have to get married to be committed (holler and let your love RIP, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins), but many choose to walk down the aisle as a show of their everlasting love... or at least for the tax benefits. Turns out, Kanye's probably dodging poor Kimmycakes because he's got no intention of exchanging vows since it would be bad for his checkbook. LO...
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Y'all know I love Kelly Rowland's new single 'Dirty Laundry' - it's way better than anything Beyoncé is doing right now, which actually pains me to say. The press made a big to-do over the track because in it, she reveals that she struggled with jealousy when Bey got more successful than her and that she was in an abusive relationship. In a just world, the latter would be the bigger revelation, but it's showbiz, so of course everyone would rather focus on how catty women can be. (For the record, big ups to Kelly for admitting that she was envious and for getting her shit together enough t...
Courtney Love has had her share of... trouble, shall we say. Years and years of drug abuse and insanity have led us to the pinnacle of LOL: she's offering advice to Amanda Bynes, now herself in full meltdown mode.
The Hole rocker took to Twitter (because of course she did) to offer some pearls of wisdom to the police officer rejecting, model citizen beauty queen that is Amanda. Of course, Amanda didn't take it too well and responded by calling Love the ugliest woman she's ever seen (LOL) before s...
Lindsay Lohan is in rehab at The Betty Ford Center where she's been working on healing and also being an unofficial spokesperson for a singing app, and probably snickering at Amanda Bynes' twitter feed. Class act father Michael Lohan is really proud of her and says she is doing "phenomenal" -- yet he wants to move her to a different location. From The Daily Mail:
Its just enough is enough and I think she realises it. In everyone's life there comes an epiphany and I guess it's come upon her in some way sh...
Zach Galifianakis got a whole new look, and had that not been pointed out to me, I wouldn't have known it was him. As you can imagine, this is greatly distressing. It's jarring when you see someone and then realize it's not who you think it is. He is really bringing it to these Hangover premieres, isn't he? First he shows up with the grown up Hangover Baby and now he's changing his trademark beard and yet wearing the exact same shirt and tie. What are you doing, Galifianakis? What game are y...
Lana Del Rey was just singing along in her Ambien laden voice when someone suddenly threw her a pair of panties. Of course this happened in Ireland at an intimate show in Dublin. As shown in these photos, Ms. Del Rey seems rather amused by the entire thing. They really, really love her on the other side of the world. Damn you, America. I love you so much. Can't you give me this one thing??? Pretty sure Lana doesn't feel the love here either, as she told FASHION magazine (via Daily Mail),
I ...
Kelly Osbourne never really bothered me but her interview with Cosmopolitan changed my mind about that. Now I think she's almost insufferable. Really, insufferable is too strong of a word. But look at this from their latest issue,
[On what she wants moving forward in her life] Happiness and a Golden Globe. What? I'm fabulous. I need a Golden Globe. What is life if you're not going to live it to the fullest? People think this is my 15 minutes. F-ck you. I've got an hour.
What the hell? Mayb...
Justin Bieber is an insufferable neighbor, with all the spitting on people and insane parties, but none of that even compares to his new alleged activity: riding around on Segways, smoking pot. Brilliant. If this is what you do in your spare time, you have too much money. It's not that this behavior tops anything else -- it's just that it's f-cking hilarious. From TMZ:
... neighbors tell us they saw him over the long weekend riding a Segway and smoking a joint ... smack in front of neighborh...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split up earlier this month after "growing apart", and Rob rode his shitty pickup truck away... to his old house just a few blocks away. He's got a nice Spanish villa (with a couch in the backyard!) so he'll be sitting pretty there.
From E! News:
Moving out and moving on.
Robert Pattinson was seen removing his belongings from ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart's Los Angeles pad last week and it seems like he's starting to get settled back into his own home ...
Jennifer Lawrence is sort of universally recognised as amazing at this point, so of course she has a stalker. Even f-cking Clay Aiken has a stalker. Anyway, some 23-year-old bro has been harassing Jennifer's brother Blaine and finally, police arrested his crazy ass.
From The New York Daily News:
A Canadian man is facing charges that he stalked the brother of Jennifer Lawrence after authorities say he repeatedly insisted that the man put him in touch with the Oscar-winning actress so he could p...
You may wonder if Johnny Depp's affinity with the homeless has anything to do with the fact that he looks like one himself, but that's not the point here. The fact is, he's a pretty cool bro who hired two homeless people in Albuquerque, New Mexico as extras for his new movie Transcendence. Well, he convinced the director to hire them, which is close enough for me.
From The Sun:
''Johnny always likes to help out the community when on location," a source said.
''While scouting out the area around Albuquerque, he came across these two characters.
...
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby together in a few short months, so one would assume that they plan to be together for a long time. Couples don't have to get married to be committed (holler and let your love RIP, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins), but many choose to walk down the aisle as a show of their everlasting love... or at least for the tax benefits. Turns out, Kanye's probably dodging poor Kimmycakes because he's got no intention of exchanging vows since it would be bad for his checkbook. LO...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, you know you are having a bad day when your fortune cookie is blank. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Katy Perry and Mick Jagger photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: pikki nikki polka pants with: “I SEE A WHITE WHORE AND ...
Y'all know I love Kelly Rowland's new single 'Dirty Laundry' - it's way better than anything Beyoncé is doing right now, which actually pains me to say. The press made a big to-do over the track because in it, she reveals that she struggled with jealousy when Bey got more successful than her and that she was in an abusive relationship. In a just world, the latter would be the bigger revelation, but it's showbiz, so of course everyone would rather focus on how catty women can be. (For the record, big ups to Kelly for admitting that she was envious and for getting her shit together enough t...