Lindsay Lohan bullshit is driving me crazy, I can't even I CAN'T. Do you know what she did? Well, the answer is always "whatever the hell she wanted" and this time it's no different. Except this time, she could actually go to jail. We say that a lot. Will it be different this time? Could be and here's why. Despite her lackluster efforts, Lohan is due in rehab in NYC tomorrow and is seriously violating her plea deal by instead taking off for a rehab facility in California that was not approved....
Chris Kelly of Kriss Kross died last night (Wednesday) in Atlanta. He was 34. We're not getting much info yet about his death. ABC News reports that, "Authorities are investigating the circumstances surrounding his death and an autopsy is expected to be performed later today." He was apparently found dead at his home.
Kriss Kross was super huge in the '90s. I remember when they were on the cover of Disney Adventures, backwards overalls and all. Their big hit was "Jump." Chris Smith was the other Kris...
Demi Moore is quite known for being into younger men. And now that her divorce is finally finalized from Asston Kutcher (yeah, I'm immature, don't care), she's free to bang a whole new generation of younger men. Allegedly she's not only banging daughter Rumer Willis' ex, but she also had him move in.
From ShowbizSpy:
According to a new report, the actress is in a trial marriage with her daughter Rumer Wills’s ex-boyfriend.
Demi, 50, has allowed Hollywood playboy Harry Morton, 32,...
Lil Wayne was hospitalized not long ago for suffering from seemingly random seizures. Dr. House got on the case and he was diagnosed with epilepsy. Well, it happened again. Maybe because he allegedly won't stop taking his "Sizzurp" although he cites stress as the reason. Not much to report on this, but here's a snippet from USA Today via TMZ:
Lil Wayne was hospitalized Tuesday after suffering a seizure, TMZ reports. The rap star, 30, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles late Tu...
Amy Poehler's been pornified. Her TV show, Parks & Recreation, was made into its very own porn version called Porks & Recreation. I gotta say, the chick who plays her Leslie Knope character has her voice down, and the guy who plays Nick Offerman's Ron Swanson character is A+.
There's no comment yet from Poehler or anyone involved on the show. They HAVE to see this. Do you think it can be as good as the Seinfeld porno starring James Deen? Yeah, there was a Seinfeld porno, that happen...
Jennifer Aniston and Will Forte became friends on the set of their upcoming Jackie Brown prequel The Switch, and it's no surprise that during their downtime between scenes, conversations turned to Jennifer's specialty: break-ups! You see, Will went through a particularly bad one during shooting, and it was Jennifer who was there to salve his wounds and get him back on his feet.
From Yahoo! OMG:
In fact, Jen even helped him pick up the pieces when his real-life relationship fell apart during film...
Justin Bieber has been hinting that he's back together with Selena Gomez and the whole world has been hoping that's not true (especially the Beliebers, who are pretty much on 24/7 suicide watch at the moment). In between getting shirtless with Baby Elvis and, I dunno, wearing bindis on stage, Selena has apparently been getting pleas from her closest friends to drop Justin once and for all.
From The Sun:
While Justin is revelling in successfully persuading his girlfriend to rekindle their romance, her fri...
Britney Spears continues to look coherent and put together. It's a miracle! [The Superficial]
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are still going... strong? [Lainey Gossip]
Kelly Rowland has an interesting way of lying down in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West won't be accepting baby gifts, thank you [ICYDK]
Tom Hanks might be going for an EGOT - the Tonys love him! [Starpulse]
Francesca Eastwood might want to cover up her chest area [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Kate Moss has more energy than me despite being twice my age nearly [Splash ...
Relationships taking place on/ending because of social media is something that should be limited to the 12-16 age group, and yet grown ass adults are still obsessed with posting their every action with their significant other all over Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Vine, tumblr and whatever the f-ck else is out there to share shit on. I get it - you're proud to be with your lady/man. Live it up! But I shouldn't have to read about how "LOL Mark is sooooo gross he just farted and put my head under...
They say when you have multiple children that you should (and usually do) love them all equally, though in different ways. I imagine this unspoken rule is null and void, though when one of your kids puts out a sex tape that puts your entire family on the map and manages to pull in more money for you in a week than your other kids do in a year, combined. Such is the case with Kris Jenner and her brood - Khloe, Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie... and Rob. We like to forget about Rob whenever we c...
Ryan Lochte may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have dreams, dammit! All he wants to do is win some more swimming medals at the next Olympics, meet his dream girl and... own a fashion line? Sure, okay, why not.
From Yahoo! OMG:
In a preview for the swimmer’s E! series “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” he shows off his shoe closet … which holds 150 pairs! He unveils multiple pieces from his collection, including a "one-of-a-kind" pair of metallic, b...
It's not enough that Gwyneth Paltrow wants to tell you how wrong your life is and how right hers always has and always will be at every available opportunity in print. No, now she's going to bring along fellow psycho, advocate of the 700 calorie per day diet and "personal trainer" Tracy Anderson for a ten episode online mini-series called Second Chances. As in, you don't always have to be a fat, poor failure! If you listen to me and Tracy here, we'll give you a second chance at being just li...
Lindsay Lohan bullshit is driving me crazy, I can't even I CAN'T. Do you know what she did? Well, the answer is always "whatever the hell she wanted" and this time it's no different. Except this time, she could actually go to jail. We say that a lot. Will it be different this time? Could be and here's why. Despite her lackluster efforts, Lohan is due in rehab in NYC tomorrow and is seriously violating her plea deal by instead taking off for a rehab facility in California that was not approved....
Chris Kelly of Kriss Kross died last night (Wednesday) in Atlanta. He was 34. We're not getting much info yet about his death. ABC News reports that, "Authorities are investigating the circumstances surrounding his death and an autopsy is expected to be performed later today." He was apparently found dead at his home.
Kriss Kross was super huge in the '90s. I remember when they were on the cover of Disney Adventures, backwards overalls and all. Their big hit was "Jump." Chris Smith was the other Kris...
Demi Moore is quite known for being into younger men. And now that her divorce is finally finalized from Asston Kutcher (yeah, I'm immature, don't care), she's free to bang a whole new generation of younger men. Allegedly she's not only banging daughter Rumer Willis' ex, but she also had him move in.
From ShowbizSpy:
According to a new report, the actress is in a trial marriage with her daughter Rumer Wills’s ex-boyfriend.
Demi, 50, has allowed Hollywood playboy Harry Morton, 32,...
Lil Wayne was hospitalized not long ago for suffering from seemingly random seizures. Dr. House got on the case and he was diagnosed with epilepsy. Well, it happened again. Maybe because he allegedly won't stop taking his "Sizzurp" although he cites stress as the reason. Not much to report on this, but here's a snippet from USA Today via TMZ:
Lil Wayne was hospitalized Tuesday after suffering a seizure, TMZ reports. The rap star, 30, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles late Tu...
Amy Poehler's been pornified. Her TV show, Parks & Recreation, was made into its very own porn version called Porks & Recreation. I gotta say, the chick who plays her Leslie Knope character has her voice down, and the guy who plays Nick Offerman's Ron Swanson character is A+.
There's no comment yet from Poehler or anyone involved on the show. They HAVE to see this. Do you think it can be as good as the Seinfeld porno starring James Deen? Yeah, there was a Seinfeld porno, that happen...
Jennifer Aniston and Will Forte became friends on the set of their upcoming Jackie Brown prequel The Switch, and it's no surprise that during their downtime between scenes, conversations turned to Jennifer's specialty: break-ups! You see, Will went through a particularly bad one during shooting, and it was Jennifer who was there to salve his wounds and get him back on his feet.
From Yahoo! OMG:
In fact, Jen even helped him pick up the pieces when his real-life relationship fell apart during film...
Justin Bieber has been hinting that he's back together with Selena Gomez and the whole world has been hoping that's not true (especially the Beliebers, who are pretty much on 24/7 suicide watch at the moment). In between getting shirtless with Baby Elvis and, I dunno, wearing bindis on stage, Selena has apparently been getting pleas from her closest friends to drop Justin once and for all.
From The Sun:
While Justin is revelling in successfully persuading his girlfriend to rekindle their romance, her fri...
Britney Spears continues to look coherent and put together. It's a miracle! [The Superficial]
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are still going... strong? [Lainey Gossip]
Kelly Rowland has an interesting way of lying down in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West won't be accepting baby gifts, thank you [ICYDK]
Tom Hanks might be going for an EGOT - the Tonys love him! [Starpulse]
Francesca Eastwood might want to cover up her chest area [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Kate Moss has more energy than me despite being twice my age nearly [Splash ...
Relationships taking place on/ending because of social media is something that should be limited to the 12-16 age group, and yet grown ass adults are still obsessed with posting their every action with their significant other all over Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Vine, tumblr and whatever the f-ck else is out there to share shit on. I get it - you're proud to be with your lady/man. Live it up! But I shouldn't have to read about how "LOL Mark is sooooo gross he just farted and put my head under...
They say when you have multiple children that you should (and usually do) love them all equally, though in different ways. I imagine this unspoken rule is null and void, though when one of your kids puts out a sex tape that puts your entire family on the map and manages to pull in more money for you in a week than your other kids do in a year, combined. Such is the case with Kris Jenner and her brood - Khloe, Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie... and Rob. We like to forget about Rob whenever we c...
Ryan Lochte may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have dreams, dammit! All he wants to do is win some more swimming medals at the next Olympics, meet his dream girl and... own a fashion line? Sure, okay, why not.
From Yahoo! OMG:
In a preview for the swimmer’s E! series “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” he shows off his shoe closet … which holds 150 pairs! He unveils multiple pieces from his collection, including a "one-of-a-kind" pair of metallic, b...
It's not enough that Gwyneth Paltrow wants to tell you how wrong your life is and how right hers always has and always will be at every available opportunity in print. No, now she's going to bring along fellow psycho, advocate of the 700 calorie per day diet and "personal trainer" Tracy Anderson for a ten episode online mini-series called Second Chances. As in, you don't always have to be a fat, poor failure! If you listen to me and Tracy here, we'll give you a second chance at being just li...