Guys, listen. I think you should sit down because I have something really important and extremely shocking to tell you. Are you ready? Okay, well... Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey don't get along. You see, sometimes in Hollywood, celebrities get massive egos and think that in order to prove their own greatness, they need to try to start fights with other celebrities who have had success beyond the troublemaker's wildest dreams even though no one really cares. It's all very stupid, as you can see.
Okay, i...
Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth's arrest was caught on the arresting officer's dashboard camera and oh my God, it's like watching Tracy Flick (Election) all grown up. Drunk as all hell, Witherspoon unleashes a thick Southern accent, coming up with some amazing new catchphrases like,
I am allowed to stand on American ground.
I'm an American citizen.
This is beyond. This is BEYOND.
And my favorite, after she's arrested her husband says to the officer,
I had nothing to do with that.
...
Someone crank up the goddamn Benny Hill theme, because Lohan is on the run. After being f-cking annoying as hell and delaying rehab to go to a music festival and then taking off for a different unapproved rehab center, and then making a stop at Fry's Electronic's (da f-ck did she need there, new Beats By Dre headphones to DJ with for the sharing circle??) she finally arrived at said rehab center only to stay there for less than 5 minutes. Everything she has done so far can lead to her arrest. Bitch doesn't care. Ra...
Aaron Eckhart, he of the mighty dimpled chin, has only the nicest most wonderful happy rainbows dancing-off-into-the-sunset things to say about Nicole Kidman. The two of them worked together on the small indie film Rabbit Hole in 2010 that Ms. Kidman was apparently Oscar nominated for. I don't remember any of this. I don't know where I was in 2010. Because it was such a small film, amenities weren't balls out luxurious, but they made do with what they had, those little troupers! Eckhart gushes...
Viva Forever, a musical based on the works of the Spice Girls in London's West End, was cancelled. Judging by that photo it looks like it was basically just a group of women dressed as Spice Girls singing Spice Girls songs, and it probably was, but now I'LL NEVER KNOW. It opened only last December. Mamma Mia it is not.
Emma Bunton/Baby Spice tweeted (via EOnline), "I am totally gutted that our wonderful show @vivaforever is coming to an end. Thank you to all our amazing fans for your cons...
Reese Witherspoon did her first interview since she and her husband were arrested in Atlanta. Witherspoon's husband was driving their Ford Fusion (lol I'm sorry) home from a party when they were pulled over. They were both crazy drunk. He was arrested for driving under the influence while she was arrested for disorderly conduct, after trying to argue with the arresting officer.
Witherspoon has been very apologetic about the entire thing. She continued her apology tour on Good Morning America wit...
If there's one person I trust to tell all when it comes to romance, it's Matthew McConaughey. Well, it's not, actually, but let's go with it for the sake of this story. Matthew married his long time girlfriend Camila Alves last summer after six years of poppin' out some kids and walking topless on the beach together, and the relationship is still going strong! That might not seem like a big deal, but it's Hollywood, we're talking about.
Matthew opened up about the secrets to a lasting love in a new interview with CNN:
"I think there's a way that you make [love] work, and I think a lot of peo...
It's hard to report this one without getting into a whole slew of other issues surrounding it, but let's give it a go. Mark Salling, aka Puck from Glee, was accused last year by ex-girlfriend and Playboy model (because, of course, that totally matters - NOT) Roxanne Gorzela, who claimed that he forced himself on her without a condom in March 2011 - an incident which she sued him for in January this year. He also apparently attacked her and pushed her to the ground when she asked him if he had any STDs.
Anyhoo, Mark has now filed...
Amanda Seyfried might not have massive knockers anymore, but she has got a lifetime of fans quoting Mean Girls on their Twitter/tumblr pages, a pretty solid acting resumé and now, a campaign with Very Irresistible Givenchy. She's especially stoked about that last part, and told WWD that in so many words, as well.
And that she is. Seyfried has just signed on as the face of Very Irresistible Givenchy, replacing Liv Tyler in the role. She is also the face of Clé de Peau Beauté. Seyfried is a lon...
Miley Cyrus is still holding her Liam Hemsworth barbie doll close to her at night and whispering sweet nothings, because she's insisting yet again that they haven't broken up and are still very much together. The explanation for all the not-togetherness? They're just busy. Like, GOD, you guys!
From V:
"I'm not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work! He gets up to work out at six and I come home around five from the studio.
"Every week it's, 'Are they broken up? Because we don't se...
It's a tale as old as f-cking time that Katy Perry's parents are ultra right-wing, religious nutsos, but it's mostly all good in the hood because her booming bank account got them to keep their f-ckery to a minimum. Except every once in a while, they get a little ornery and start smack-talking their daughter in the press and predicting hellfire for all who dare to listen to Katy's music (there's a joke in there for the Katy haters - I cater to all tastes). Anyhoo, their latest bout of verbal diarrhea saw her pops calling her a "devil child" and saying ...
I've known Jenny McCarthy is bonkers since she started telling parents not to vaccinate their kids a few years back, but last night she took shit to a whole new level of bonkers as she took to Twitter to claim that police had swarmed Amanda Bynes' apartment in New York - news that she got from a "publicist" who's apparently really a realtor (?) and a story that literally no one else confirmed and/or reported. This came just a few hours after Amanda took her hiker a few more notches up Crazy Mo...
Guys, listen. I think you should sit down because I have something really important and extremely shocking to tell you. Are you ready? Okay, well... Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey don't get along. You see, sometimes in Hollywood, celebrities get massive egos and think that in order to prove their own greatness, they need to try to start fights with other celebrities who have had success beyond the troublemaker's wildest dreams even though no one really cares. It's all very stupid, as you can see.
Okay, i...
Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth's arrest was caught on the arresting officer's dashboard camera and oh my God, it's like watching Tracy Flick (Election) all grown up. Drunk as all hell, Witherspoon unleashes a thick Southern accent, coming up with some amazing new catchphrases like,
I am allowed to stand on American ground.
I'm an American citizen.
This is beyond. This is BEYOND.
And my favorite, after she's arrested her husband says to the officer,
I had nothing to do with that.
...
Someone crank up the goddamn Benny Hill theme, because Lohan is on the run. After being f-cking annoying as hell and delaying rehab to go to a music festival and then taking off for a different unapproved rehab center, and then making a stop at Fry's Electronic's (da f-ck did she need there, new Beats By Dre headphones to DJ with for the sharing circle??) she finally arrived at said rehab center only to stay there for less than 5 minutes. Everything she has done so far can lead to her arrest. Bitch doesn't care. Ra...
Aaron Eckhart, he of the mighty dimpled chin, has only the nicest most wonderful happy rainbows dancing-off-into-the-sunset things to say about Nicole Kidman. The two of them worked together on the small indie film Rabbit Hole in 2010 that Ms. Kidman was apparently Oscar nominated for. I don't remember any of this. I don't know where I was in 2010. Because it was such a small film, amenities weren't balls out luxurious, but they made do with what they had, those little troupers! Eckhart gushes...
Viva Forever, a musical based on the works of the Spice Girls in London's West End, was cancelled. Judging by that photo it looks like it was basically just a group of women dressed as Spice Girls singing Spice Girls songs, and it probably was, but now I'LL NEVER KNOW. It opened only last December. Mamma Mia it is not.
Emma Bunton/Baby Spice tweeted (via EOnline), "I am totally gutted that our wonderful show @vivaforever is coming to an end. Thank you to all our amazing fans for your cons...
Reese Witherspoon did her first interview since she and her husband were arrested in Atlanta. Witherspoon's husband was driving their Ford Fusion (lol I'm sorry) home from a party when they were pulled over. They were both crazy drunk. He was arrested for driving under the influence while she was arrested for disorderly conduct, after trying to argue with the arresting officer.
Witherspoon has been very apologetic about the entire thing. She continued her apology tour on Good Morning America wit...
If there's one person I trust to tell all when it comes to romance, it's Matthew McConaughey. Well, it's not, actually, but let's go with it for the sake of this story. Matthew married his long time girlfriend Camila Alves last summer after six years of poppin' out some kids and walking topless on the beach together, and the relationship is still going strong! That might not seem like a big deal, but it's Hollywood, we're talking about.
Matthew opened up about the secrets to a lasting love in a new interview with CNN:
"I think there's a way that you make [love] work, and I think a lot of peo...
It's hard to report this one without getting into a whole slew of other issues surrounding it, but let's give it a go. Mark Salling, aka Puck from Glee, was accused last year by ex-girlfriend and Playboy model (because, of course, that totally matters - NOT) Roxanne Gorzela, who claimed that he forced himself on her without a condom in March 2011 - an incident which she sued him for in January this year. He also apparently attacked her and pushed her to the ground when she asked him if he had any STDs.
Anyhoo, Mark has now filed...
Amanda Seyfried might not have massive knockers anymore, but she has got a lifetime of fans quoting Mean Girls on their Twitter/tumblr pages, a pretty solid acting resumé and now, a campaign with Very Irresistible Givenchy. She's especially stoked about that last part, and told WWD that in so many words, as well.
And that she is. Seyfried has just signed on as the face of Very Irresistible Givenchy, replacing Liv Tyler in the role. She is also the face of Clé de Peau Beauté. Seyfried is a lon...
Miley Cyrus is still holding her Liam Hemsworth barbie doll close to her at night and whispering sweet nothings, because she's insisting yet again that they haven't broken up and are still very much together. The explanation for all the not-togetherness? They're just busy. Like, GOD, you guys!
From V:
"I'm not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work! He gets up to work out at six and I come home around five from the studio.
"Every week it's, 'Are they broken up? Because we don't se...
It's a tale as old as f-cking time that Katy Perry's parents are ultra right-wing, religious nutsos, but it's mostly all good in the hood because her booming bank account got them to keep their f-ckery to a minimum. Except every once in a while, they get a little ornery and start smack-talking their daughter in the press and predicting hellfire for all who dare to listen to Katy's music (there's a joke in there for the Katy haters - I cater to all tastes). Anyhoo, their latest bout of verbal diarrhea saw her pops calling her a "devil child" and saying ...
I've known Jenny McCarthy is bonkers since she started telling parents not to vaccinate their kids a few years back, but last night she took shit to a whole new level of bonkers as she took to Twitter to claim that police had swarmed Amanda Bynes' apartment in New York - news that she got from a "publicist" who's apparently really a realtor (?) and a story that literally no one else confirmed and/or reported. This came just a few hours after Amanda took her hiker a few more notches up Crazy Mo...