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Amanda Bynes Loves Justin Bieber’s Sense Of Style

amanda bynes twitter pic Amanda Bynes is serious about designing a clothing line, and In Touch was serious enough to interview her about it. It's going to be very chic and elegant as she is inspired by Justin Bieber's sense of style and fashion choices. Just picture it: a whole line of saggy pants, caps meant to be worn backwards, the worst of the 1980's, creepy knock-off "Channel" ski masks, and of course, absolutely no shirts (of which Miss Amanda is also not a fan of). And this: Yes, how could one not be...

Shanna Moakler Doesn’t Like Breastfeeding; Thinks It’s Gross And Incestual

shanna moakler 2013 Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's ex wife, was approached by TMZ in a parking garage where the topic turned to breast feeding. How did that happen? Because a TMZ camera guy followed her around telling her he had something from "insafacts" for her. He took out his phone and said, "This is a doozy!" and read her a piece of trivia from his phone. The "fact" was something about how children who are breastfed grow up to be thinner adults than those who were not. Okay TMZ, what the hell. That is t...

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kristen stewart We get it already, Kristen Stewart - you like vampires [The Superficial] 'Dancing with the Stars' offers up some serious drama, I guess [Bitten and Bound] Nicki Minaj is planning another showdown, this time with Billy Bush [Starpulse] Well, this is certainly a new way of going 'Back to the Future' [OMG Blog] Tom Daley goes shirtless and someone swoons, though we're not sure who [Socialite Life] Olivia Culpo does double duty: see-through dress and no bra [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Aw, do...

‘American Idol’ Producers Are Kinda Behind the whole Nicki and Mariah Feud

mariah carey nicki minaj Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj don't get along, in case you hadn't noticed - though chances are you have, since they seem to always be at each other's throats during every American Idol broadcast and Nicki won't stop trying to fan non-existent flames on Twitter. Turns out, that's sorta the producers' fault, as they really egg the bickering on - this according to Mariah's husband Nick Cannon. Nick stopped by The Talk on Monday, where he was of course asked about his wife, since no one cares ...

Beyoncé Wants Blue Ivy to Be A Big Sister… Someday

We all know by now that motherhood is the most transformative thing ever to happen to Beyoncé and that she has some bizarre psychic connection with Jay-Z Jr Blue Ivy. So it stands to reason that she might want to have some more kids, right? Because that's what we ask really successful women about when we only have five minutes to sit down an interview them? From Good Morning America (via The Los Angeles Times):
"I think my daughter needs some company. I definitely love being big sister [to Solange]," she said. As for when we can expect Blue Ivy's little brother or sister? Bey said, "At some point when it's supposed to happen." It's pretty clear that the 1-year-old diva is her parents' priority, and Bey wants to make sure that growing up in the spotlight won't harm her. "I am very protective," Beyonce said. "I just want to make sure that she can have a healthy, safe, normal life … in the back of my mind, she's my priority. And life is completely different now. So I'm — I feel really, really just lucky that I can still do what I love, and now have a way bigger meaning, and that's to be her mother."
Well, that's good to hear, I guess? What's even better to hear is that Beyoncé still wears press-on nails. I don't know why that matters, but she thinks it does, and whatever Queen Bey says, goes, right? /> We all know by now that motherhood is the most transformative thing ever to happen to Beyoncé and that she has some bizarre psychic connection with Jay-Z Jr Blue Ivy. So it stands to reason that she might want to have some more kids, right? Because that's what we ask really successful women about when we only have five minutes to sit down an interview them? From Good Morning America (via The Los Angeles Times): "I think my daughter needs some company. I definitely love being big sister [to Solange]," she said. ...

And Now, For Something Nice: Matthew Perry Gets White House Recovery Award

matthew perry Matthew Perry has been incredibly open about his struggle with drug addiction and faced a lot of bad press in his way for it, but he's turned a terrible time in his life into something incredibly positive by working to help others recover and get their lives back on track. That work hasn't gone unnoticed, either - the actor was given the Champion of Recovery award (which I didn't even know was a thing) from the White House and US Drug Czar Gil Kerlikowske (we have a drug czar?) this week for "giving a ...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

psy-matt-lauer-new-york-cityHello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won. As for last week’s Royal Family photo, here's the winners below. Winner: Justthinkin' with "Look, Harry, here’s the deal. I get to be Harry Potter because...

Brooke Mueller Is Definitely In Hospital for Drug Abuse

brooke mueller charlie sheen No one really knew where in the hell Brooke Mueller was after authorities took her and Charlie Sheen's two kids and handed them over to Denise Richards for a nice long babysitting spell. Well, now we have a bit of an update - Brooke's in hospital for drug abuse issues... again. After detoxing, she's due to hit a residential treatment center, which I'm sure will totally be successful and not at all another massive f-cking waste of time as per usual. From US Weekly: "Despite reports to the con...

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J-Lo & Pitbull Filming Her New Music Video 'Live It Up' Shots are fired at J.Lo's video shoot but don't worry, her butt's okay [ICYDK] There's no escaping it: Charles Ramsey is your new hero [The Superficial] Raven Symone used to be Lindsay Lohan's roommate?  [The Frisky] Someone please tell Renee Zellweger she's doing it wrong [Lainey Gossip] Olivia Munn likes showing off her wares, so what? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Alanis Morissette doesn't care what you think about her bikini body [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Eva Longoria looks good at some event for Lays chips?? [Splash News Online] Lana Parrilla from 'O...

Helen Mirren Gets Cranky With Drummers, Wants Them To Get Off Her Lawn

helen mirren Helen Mirren is one of Britain's national treasures. She's classy, sassy and is even down with the latest fashion trends. Still, she's no spring chicken and we've all seen Grumpy Old Men. What I'm trying to say is, once you start receiving your pension, you're free to tell people exactly what you think of them with impunity, because who - besides a total asshole - is going to yell at a senior citizen? No one! That's why this story is nothing other than great. Let me set the scene: a drum tr...

One Direction Is Getting Obama’s Security Team For Their US Tour

one direction One Direction are about to embark on a tour of terror across the US and since teen girls are batshit insane, they'll need some good security to protect them from flying training bras and notebooks with "I <3 Liam" written 500 times across the cover. Not just any security team will do, either - instead, they're hiring some of Barack Obama's former security personnel to accompany them across the country. Oh, f-ck off. From The Sun: Beefed-up security to combat crazed fans also includes cr...

Lindsay Lohan May Try To Switch Rehab Centers AGAIN

lindsay lohan david letterman Lindsay Lohan stressed everyone out by bouncing around rehab facilities hours before getting slapped with an arrest warrant before landing in the Betty Ford Center. She's been there since Thursday and she'd like to go now. This is how I picture her: Radar has an exclusive. This is Lohan’s second stay [at Betty Ford] — her sixth in rehab overall — but apparently she isn’t very happy with her situation. “Lindsay is already begging to switch out of Betty Ford,” a source close...