Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Selena Gomez Visits Hooters

selena gomez hooters waitresses Selena Gomez left her on-again-off-again boyfriend Justin Bieber behind when she went to her favorite restaurant -- Hooters. Last week she tweeted,"Me and my Hooters….. smh :)" and was referring to this photo of her posing with Hooters waitresses at a Hooters restaurant. Why? According to Harper's Bazaar via Zimbo (bizarre indeed), her dad started bringing her to the chicken wing establishment when she was just 7-years-old. "That kind of became our thing," she noted. Uh, okay. That seems ...

Betty Ford Wants To Take Lohan’s Adderall; Lohan Wants To Leave

lindsay lohan mugshots Lindsay Lohan treats rehab centers like they're bars in West Hollywood; hang out at some, skip over some, linger when it's okay and leave when they yell at you for smoking. Lohan's really been pressing her luck in rehab switching. She's finally at a place that a judge approved of, even though it wasn't in her original plea bargain. But, as always, Lohan is ready to run. Her excuse this time is that The Betty Ford Center wants to take away her Adderall. From TMZ: Sources close to Lindsay t...

Yeah, Okay, Sure: Shakira Looked Like A Shar Pei After Giving Birth

shakira Shakira and footballer boyfriend Gerard Pique had a baby in January of this year, and he's adorable! Ah, the miracle of birth, etc. Motherhood is great and all, but during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (via DS), Shakira made the most ludicrous claim I've heard in a while. Now, this might be hard for you to take in, but... she looked like a Shar Pei after giving birth and was terrified that she'd never be sexy again. Because when you've just pushed a child out of your vagina, the mos...

Amy Winehouse Is Getting Her Own Statue

amy winehouseAmy Winehouse was a massive figure not only in pop music, but in her London neighbourhood of Camden, where she continued to live and hang around even at the height of her fame. Therefore, it seems only natural that the Town Hall would be giving her a statue at Chalk Farm, the area just north of Camden. From The Camden New Journal: A LIFE-SIZE statue of Amy Winehouse set for Chalk Farm has been approved by Town Hall planners, despite objections from conservationists who claimed it was too soon ...

Hallelujah! The Real Housewives of NYC Have Signed a New Contract!

real housewives of nyc Things were not looking good for the future of The Real Housewives of New York City earlier this week when contract disputes held up the beginning of production on season six. Basically, they wanted fat ass raises and banded together to get them, but Bravo basically told them to figure it out by May 10 or hit the unemployment line. That threat apparently lit a fire under their asses and they're all on board. From Deadline: The Real Housewives of New York salary stand off with Bravo is ov...

Azealia Banks Has A New Feud, This Time With Marina Diamandis!

marina diamandis azealia banks Alright, I understand this is a bit of a niche story but since you're all cool cats with excellent taste in music, I trust you know who one or both of the following people are. Azealia Banks, up-and-coming rapper who thinks she's at the top of her game despite not having released a full length EP yet and her recent singles being pretty shit, hit out at Marina + The Diamonds singer Marina Diamandis on Twitter (of course) yesterday after Marina tweeted that "you" (whoever "you" is) spent too much time acting t...

Amanda Seyfried’s Givenchy Ad Is Here!

I'm sure you can recall how stoked Amanda Seyfried was to be named the new face of Givenchy's Very Irresistible perfume, and good for her! Free perfume and lots of money? No complaints here! Well, now we get to see her in action as her first Givenchy ad has been released, and it's... eh, slightly underwhelming. Basically, Amanda walks mysteriously into a cafe in all black with a hat covering her face and waits for everyone to turn around and stare at her before taking the hat off to reveal a flowing mane of hair (seriously, props on the nice hair) and a white dress beneath her trench coat. That's the essence of irresistibility, I suppose. Has anyone smelled that fragrance? I'm a perfume freak so my interest is piqued, but Sephora seems so far away right now. /> I'm sure you can recall how stoked Amanda Seyfried was to be named the new face of Givenchy's Very Irresistible perfume, and good for her! Free perfume and lots of money? No complaints here! Well, now we get to see her in action as her first Givenchy ad has been released, and it's... eh, slightly underwhelming. Basically, Amanda walks mysteriously into a cafe in all black with a hat covering her face and waits for everyone to turn around and stare at her before taking the hat off to revea...

Donald Trump Thinks Martha Stewart Is a Total Catch

martha stewart donald trump I'm not really sure that an endorsement from Donald Trump on your date-ability is really the best thing you could have if you're trying to find a nice guy to shack up with on Match.com, but that's exactly what Martha Stewart got this week. You see, Donald and Martha are old friends and he thinks any guy would be lucky to have her. I'd say! Have you tried her basic pancake recipe? Her buttermilk chocolate cupcakes? Have you felt the softness of her towels? I rest my case. In any case, instead of sending her a text or an email, Donald decided to take to Access Hollywood ...

Kate Upton’s Boobs Are All Natural And They’re Not Going Away

kate upton vogue 7 Ah, Kate Upton: blonde bombshell, world famous supermodel, girl-next-door. Is she fat? (Definitely not.) Is she sexy? (Most certainly.) Does she give a shit what your answers are to either of those questions? Eh, not particularly. The 20-year-old (HOW is this what 20-year-olds look like?) took her curves to the June cover of Vogue, where she spoke out on the issue that everyone wanted to know about: her body, and more particularly, her boobs. “It was hard at first,” she admits of hearing such ru...

Kanye West Hit His Head And Absolutely Flipped Out

kanye hit his head Kanye West has been remarkably restrained considering he is going to be the father of a medica circus' future little media circus. (I'm referring to Kim Kardashian, in case you have mistakenly time travelled from the 1800's and stopped long enough to get your gossip fix.) He's mostly been dealing with it by living in France, where paparazzi laws are very strict. Living there allows him a little more freedom and also gets him far away from Kim Kardashian, her annoying fame hungry family and her entire rea...

This Is How Dita Von Teese Dresses To Go To The Foot Doctor

Dita Von Teese is glamorous as hell, and she's not going to give up her signature retro inspired style for anyone or anything, not even a visit to a podiatrist in a stip mall. Goddamn she is fancy. This seems like a huge waste of an outfit, but you know she has so many outfits this is probably her equivalent of sweatpants and flip flops. Very high maintenance though. Maybe that's why Bradley Cooper turned her down. Who really wants to sit around for 1 - 2 hours so your girlfriend can do her hair and makeup to run errands?   />Dita Von Teese is glamorous as hell, and she's not going to give up her signature retro inspired style for anyone or anything, not even a visit to a podiatrist in a stip mall. Goddamn she is fancy. This seems like a huge waste of an outfit, but you know she has so many outfits this is probably her equivalent of sweatpants and flip flops. Very high maintenance though. Maybe that's why Bradley Cooper turned her down. Who really wants to sit around for 1 - 2 hours so your girlfriend can do her ha...

This Can’t Be True: Suri Cruise Signed A Deal To Design Her Own Clothing Line?

suri cruise nyc Suri Cruise is a 7 year-old girl with famous parents (Katie and Tom, in case you've been living in a gorgeous cave) who probably doesn't even dress herself and yet reportedly signed around a $2 million deal to design her own clothing line. This can't be true because if this is true...do I even have to explain why this would be absurd? I'm not. From The Sun via The Telegraph: According to tabloid The Sun, the seven-year-old daughter of Hollywood actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will put...