Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Beyoncé And The Baby Gossip

beyonce twitter photo Beyoncé is maybe pregnant, depending on who you ask. Blind Gossip posted an item in December of 2011 that a couple hired a surrogate to have their child, while the mom pretended to be pregnant. They revealed the item to be about Beyoncé slash ~*~Mrs. Carter~*~. She shot those rumors down in her propaganda film documentary, Life Is But A Dream calling it, A stupid rumor, the most ridiculous rumor I’ve ever had about me. To think that I would be that vain. I respect mothers and women s...

Ashley Tisdale’s Fan Tweeted Her Over 18k Times On Twitter

ashley tisdale beer Ashley Tisdale has well over 9 million followers on twitter (who knew?!) and one of them got a liiiiiiittle too invested. Ms. Tisdale's Twitter profile says "My official twitter page!! Hoping my tweets inspire you :)" and one fan got too inspired and has, to date, sent her over 18,000 tweets, filled with creepy goodness. Some examples from TMZ: My body is yours & even as friends I f***in love how I make u feel like mom maybe we both got issues cuz nobody's perfect. I'll never lose u b...

Rachel Bilson Wants To Pop Out Some Of Hayden Christensen’s Kids Soon

hayden christensen rachel bilson Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen have been together for a few years now, and it's clear they plan to be together for a long time to come. They're not getting any younger, so you know what that means: time for babiessssss! Never mind messing up that bikini body - Rachel is ready to pop out some of Hayden's little ones, and soon! From Cosmopolitan: "I definitely have family on the brain," Bilson teased. "Having kids is something I want to see in my future - I hope." Bilson went on t...

Oh, Snap: Are Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green Coming Back To ‘The Voice’?

cee lo green christina aguilera I sure f-cking hope so. Shakira is the Nicole Scherzinger of the show, which basically means she talks utter nonsense and makes a total fool of herself but it's supposed to be endearing (works for Scherzie, not so much for Shakira) and Usher just seems useless. He sits around and smiles his dimpley smile and sometimes mentions Justin Bieber and generally contributes nothing. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I actually miss Christina Aguilera's candor and unabashed shade towards con...

Usher’s Former Nanny Wants That Overtime Money Now

usher Usher may be raking it in on The Voice (please do not bring him back next season, NBC), but he's not paying up alleged overtime wages owed to a former nanny who looked after his two kids, aged 4 and 5 at the time, from 2010 to 2011. The new Larry David now faces a lawsuit from the nanny, which is apparently bullshit (as so many of them are). From TMZ: Cecilia Duncan is suing the singer, claiming Usher hired her as a part-time nanny back in December 2010 and she worked her ass off caring ...

Take It or Leave It: Here’s a Snippet From Beyoncé’s ‘Epic’ Soundtrack Song ‘Rise Up’

Beyoncé is "starring" in (providing voices for) the upcoming Disney film Epic, but since she's multi-talented, she's also providing some of the music. Her song on the soundtrack, entitled 'Rise Up', has been previewed online by thirsty ass members of the BeyHive who recorded the audio on their iPhones and threw it up on YouTube with the artwork. This may only be a 24 second clip, but it's 23 seconds more than I needed to hear to know that it sucks. I know it's for a kid's film, but between this and that 'I Stay On/Bow Down' mess, I'm beginning to question the $350 I paid to hit up the Mrs. Carter world tour in August with my boo (not really though, love you Bey). Anyway, not sure what's happening here and perhaps the full-length track is better. Or maybe she just did this for an easy paycheck and cool points with Blue Ivy. /> Beyoncé is "starring" in (providing voices for) the upcoming Disney film Epic, but since she's multi-talented, she's also providing some of the music. Her song on the soundtrack, entitled 'Rise Up', has been previewed online by thirsty ass members of the BeyHive who recorded the audio on their iPhones and threw it up on YouTube with the artwork. This may only be a 24 second clip, but it's 23 seconds more than I needed to hear to know that it sucks. I know it's for a kid's film, but between...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

jennifer-lawrence-sarah-jessica-parker-new-york-city Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, never lick a cactus, it's not as fun as it looks. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won. As for last week’s photo, here's the winners below. Winner: Justthinkin' with :"Wop! Wop! Wop! Wopwop! Douchebag style" Runner-up: TeeGee with: "I’d like ...

Justin Bieber’s Concert Revenue Stolen By Thieves In South Africa

justin bieber Listen, I don't advocate theft at all, but we are talking about douchebag extraordinaire Justin Bieber here, so I think I can make an exception. Here's what went down: thieves in Johannesburg, South Africa spent days chiseling through the walls of the Soccer City Stadium, where Baby Elvis had performed several shows, and then lowered themselves down into the building and made away with about one million rand - or $108,800 - of profits generated from Bieber's concerts. From BBC Newsbeat: The gang, armed with ropes...

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taylor swift Taylor Swift is a time-traveling Satan worshipper [The Superficial] Armie Hammer is all alone in Tokyo - won't someone save him? [LaineyGossip] RuPaul did an interview with The New York Times and it's amazing [The Frisky] Someone claiming to be Rihanna posted a tit pic on Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Try not to vomit when you think about Katy Perry gyrating with Mick Jagger [Starpulse] Zooey Deschanel's running through Central Park and her bangs are back! [Splash News Online] Michael Douglas really lo...

Oh, F-ck Off Already: Gwyneth Paltrow Won’t Shut Up About How Much the Met Ball Sucked

gwyneth paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow is still under the misguided notion that anyone cares what she has to say, so she's still ranting about the Met Gala over a week ago and how much it "sucked". I don't see what made this event suck any more than any of the others you have to get out of your pyjamas to attend (so, all of them?), but whatever, let her keep digging herself deeper until she hopefully falls through the other side of the earth and floats into space so we never have to hear from her again. That's how these things work...

Angelina Jolie Undergoes Double Mastectomy, Writes About It Quite Frankly

angelina jolie Angelina Jolie may not be my favourite Hollywood personality, but she is a pretty solid human being in terms of her advocacy and activism for important social justice issues and her philanthropy. Plus, she's living proof of the fact that celebrities can have privacy and live lives out of the spotlight if they really want to - especially after she revealed the shocking news that she recently underwent a preventative double mastectomy in a wonderfully frank and quite moving op-ed for The New York Times...

Zoe Saldana Is Done Dating Actors; Next Partner Might Be A Woman

zoe saldana allure Zoe Saldana is naked in this month's issue of Allure magazine and is also ~~emotionally bare~~ as well. She gives some fantastic soundbites about her life and her sexuality. From Allure: [I might] end up with a woman raising my children...that's how androgynous I am! Being androgynous doesn't mean the same thing as being with a same sex partner but okay, fine, whatever makes you happy. Allure tries to get more out of her: Has she had a relationship with another woman? She deliberates, then says, "Promise me one thing: You're going to ask this question [in the a...