Cannes film festival is going on right now in France and everyone is GLAMMED THE HELL UP. I like it. Here are the looks that stood out to me, for better or worse. But if you want to get right down to it:
BEST: Isla Fisher
WORST: Julianne Moore
I JUST DON'T KNOW:Â Zhang Yuqi
Carey Mulligan, seen here with Baz Luhrhraznamann. (Luhrmann). She looks gorgeous but holy hell, where's the rest of her?? Is she okay? Does she know she's allowed to smile? Even LANA DEL REY is smiling. Jesus.
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Rita Ora - singer, former Kardashian victim and London scenester extraordinaire - may have a new gig on her hands as the face of Madonna's Material Girl fashion line. The contract she supposedly signed is worth £500,000 ($760,257), which I would imagine is more than that whole range is worth put together, but I dunno. I suppose it gives Rita something new to tweet/Instagram about.
From The Sun:
The singer has already shot campaign photos for the label, which is run by Madge and her daughter Lourde...
Listen, I adore Kirstie Alley. Seriously. Have you SEEN Fat Actress? Her reality show? Do you know she owns lemurs? Like, a shit ton of them? If all that's enough, she's a man-stealing Scientologist who's best friends with John Travolta in real life and who believes depression is all in the mind. Plus, she sorta reminds me of my Aunt Debbie. Xenu, she's fantastic.
This week, she gave us all one more reason to love her when she lashed out against Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries, who is ugly as sin but had the audacity to say that the brand isn't marketed toward...
Kate Moss is still doing her thing in the modeling world long past the general age of expiry, but then, she's a supermodel and still has a youthful visage despite decades of hard drug use and starvation and who the hell knows what else. But hark, hear ye, ladies of the world! Put down your CQ10 creams and your tightening serums, as Kate is here to reveal the secret of anti-aging. You ready for this? Just... put your face in a bowl of ice.
From Stylist:
What’s your morning beauty routine? Any...
Kim Kardashian isn't expected to be a good mother by anyone's stretch of imagination, but prepare for your percentage of faith to plummet into the triple negative digits when you realise that she's going to be approaching motherhood using skills learned from... Kris Jenner. Momager extraordinaire Kris is the most batshit insane parent on TV and probably one of the most batshit insane off-screen, as well. Of all the adjectives to describe her parenting style, I don't know that "good" would com...
Kourtney Kardashian could lose custody of Mason if she refuses a paternity test [The Superficial]
Keira Knightley's back in London, so the Honeymoon's over! [Lainey Gossip]
Emma Watson really doesn't care about being sexy at all [ICYDK]
Heidi Klum goes braless and you're all a bunch of perverts [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
P Diddy made a 'Downton Abbey' spoof and it's pretty funny [Starpulse]
Jennifer Lopez is out and about in New York City and looking good [Splash News Online]
C...
Eva Longoria is pretty bad at love, I guess (she can't even keep a TV show about it on air - zing!), but it doesn't have to be this way! There's someone out there for everyone! Love comes when you least expect it! All the other things people say to single women here!
Anyway, while she's recently been linked to some dude who was on Ready For Love named Ernesto Arguello, she insists that's not true, but she is open to a relationship with a nice guy should he come along. Basically, stop making bullshit...
Rod Stewart sorta makes me want to throw up in my mouth a bit every time I look at him, but I guess he was the bee's knees back in his 'Maggie May' days and used to get plenty of ladies looking to hook up. And GENTLEMEN! Pepaw Rod is 68 years old now, but he wants us all to know he's been there, done that, got the t-shirt when it comes to being edgy. After all, he once seduced a man - but only because he thought he was a woman!
From The Howard Stern Show:
"There was this beautiful woman and...
Demi Lovato got one of those classic Pinterest/Tumblr inspirational quote tattoos. Obviously it means something very important and special to her, or she wouldn't have gotten it on her back in an oddly curved fashion in a classic Microsoft Word freebie font. I'm sorry, I'm being a bitch. It's the meaning of the tattoo that's important, and if she feels like a warrior, power to her. Here's the story behind it, from Pop Tats:
As you can see by checking out Demi Lovato’s newtattoo, her powerfulÂ...
Gwyneth "Woe Is Me" Paltrow complained a lot about the Met gala: how it was "so hot" and "so crowded" and "un-fun" and that she "is never going again." Okay, honestly, part of me loves this. I love that she's complaining, because really, it does look stupid. It's a parade of celebrities posing on the red carpet in outlandish outfits and...then that's pretty much it. And it looks boring and I'm sure they don't serve any of Gwyneth's favorite egg-free eggs, or whatever she eats. So I love th...
Cannes film festival is going on right now in France and everyone is GLAMMED THE HELL UP. I like it. Here are the looks that stood out to me, for better or worse. But if you want to get right down to it:
BEST: Isla Fisher
WORST: Julianne Moore
I JUST DON'T KNOW:Â Zhang Yuqi
Carey Mulligan, seen here with Baz Luhrhraznamann. (Luhrmann). She looks gorgeous but holy hell, where's the rest of her?? Is she okay? Does she know she's allowed to smile? Even LANA DEL REY is smiling. Jesus.
Read ...
Christian Slater hasn't necessarily been all that lucky in love, but things are looking up, as he's set to marry his fiancée Brittany Lopez in July. One might assume that a big star like Christian might want a big celebrity wedding that costs millions and includes hundreds of guests, but one would be wrong (or something), because he's holding this shindig in your back yard.
From People:
"It will be good, intimate and small and family members. It will be nice," Slater told PEOPLE at ABC's New York Ci...
Miley Cyrus was hot at the Maxim Hot 100 party, but we've seen hotter [The Superficial]
David Beckham has announced his retirement after a long ass time as a footballer [Lainey Gossip]
Wade Robson really needs to shut the hell up already [ICYDK]
I'm not sure why NeNe Leakes felt the need to wear a see-through shirt, but okay [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Beyoncé apologised to Belgian fans with a hand written note [Starpulse]
Reese Witherspoon is all smiles in Los Angeles, so I guess we've forgotten the arrest [Splash ...
Rita Ora - singer, former Kardashian victim and London scenester extraordinaire - may have a new gig on her hands as the face of Madonna's Material Girl fashion line. The contract she supposedly signed is worth £500,000 ($760,257), which I would imagine is more than that whole range is worth put together, but I dunno. I suppose it gives Rita something new to tweet/Instagram about.
From The Sun:
The singer has already shot campaign photos for the label, which is run by Madge and her daughter Lourde...
Listen, I adore Kirstie Alley. Seriously. Have you SEEN Fat Actress? Her reality show? Do you know she owns lemurs? Like, a shit ton of them? If all that's enough, she's a man-stealing Scientologist who's best friends with John Travolta in real life and who believes depression is all in the mind. Plus, she sorta reminds me of my Aunt Debbie. Xenu, she's fantastic.
This week, she gave us all one more reason to love her when she lashed out against Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries, who is ugly as sin but had the audacity to say that the brand isn't marketed toward...
Kate Moss is still doing her thing in the modeling world long past the general age of expiry, but then, she's a supermodel and still has a youthful visage despite decades of hard drug use and starvation and who the hell knows what else. But hark, hear ye, ladies of the world! Put down your CQ10 creams and your tightening serums, as Kate is here to reveal the secret of anti-aging. You ready for this? Just... put your face in a bowl of ice.
From Stylist:
What’s your morning beauty routine? Any...
Kim Kardashian isn't expected to be a good mother by anyone's stretch of imagination, but prepare for your percentage of faith to plummet into the triple negative digits when you realise that she's going to be approaching motherhood using skills learned from... Kris Jenner. Momager extraordinaire Kris is the most batshit insane parent on TV and probably one of the most batshit insane off-screen, as well. Of all the adjectives to describe her parenting style, I don't know that "good" would com...
Kourtney Kardashian could lose custody of Mason if she refuses a paternity test [The Superficial]
Keira Knightley's back in London, so the Honeymoon's over! [Lainey Gossip]
Emma Watson really doesn't care about being sexy at all [ICYDK]
Heidi Klum goes braless and you're all a bunch of perverts [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
P Diddy made a 'Downton Abbey' spoof and it's pretty funny [Starpulse]
Jennifer Lopez is out and about in New York City and looking good [Splash News Online]
C...
Eva Longoria is pretty bad at love, I guess (she can't even keep a TV show about it on air - zing!), but it doesn't have to be this way! There's someone out there for everyone! Love comes when you least expect it! All the other things people say to single women here!
Anyway, while she's recently been linked to some dude who was on Ready For Love named Ernesto Arguello, she insists that's not true, but she is open to a relationship with a nice guy should he come along. Basically, stop making bullshit...
Rod Stewart sorta makes me want to throw up in my mouth a bit every time I look at him, but I guess he was the bee's knees back in his 'Maggie May' days and used to get plenty of ladies looking to hook up. And GENTLEMEN! Pepaw Rod is 68 years old now, but he wants us all to know he's been there, done that, got the t-shirt when it comes to being edgy. After all, he once seduced a man - but only because he thought he was a woman!
From The Howard Stern Show:
"There was this beautiful woman and...
Demi Lovato got one of those classic Pinterest/Tumblr inspirational quote tattoos. Obviously it means something very important and special to her, or she wouldn't have gotten it on her back in an oddly curved fashion in a classic Microsoft Word freebie font. I'm sorry, I'm being a bitch. It's the meaning of the tattoo that's important, and if she feels like a warrior, power to her. Here's the story behind it, from Pop Tats:
As you can see by checking out Demi Lovato’s newtattoo, her powerfulÂ...
Gwyneth "Woe Is Me" Paltrow complained a lot about the Met gala: how it was "so hot" and "so crowded" and "un-fun" and that she "is never going again." Okay, honestly, part of me loves this. I love that she's complaining, because really, it does look stupid. It's a parade of celebrities posing on the red carpet in outlandish outfits and...then that's pretty much it. And it looks boring and I'm sure they don't serve any of Gwyneth's favorite egg-free eggs, or whatever she eats. So I love th...