Kanye West is NOT A CELEBRITY so we shouldn't even be talking about this, but apparently Kanye is scheduling a tour for his upcoming album in October and word has it that Kim Kardashian is going to take her newly born moneylump and follow him. From TMZ:
There are reports Kim felt like Kanye was abandoning her by scheduling a tour for his new album in October -- just three months after she's expected to give birth -- but sources close to the touring company tell us, that's not true ... because Kim a...
Courtney Stodden says she made a sex tape, and thankfully it's not with Some Dude From Lost. No, this tape is all Stodden. "Tape." It's probably a digital recording, although she swears no one can "hack" it. I'll just let her speak in her own darling words. From Eonline:
Hackers, don't even go there cause you'll find nothing.
YEAH HACKERS, DON'T EVEN. Justo to reiterate, her husband/Some Dude From Lost is NOT in the video. She says,
[It's] just me. I don't want to put any images in people's mind; I'm gonn...
Guys, I am exhausted. I've had a large iced red eye and my eyes are still shutting, it's that bad. I went to see Paramore last night because my sister in sweatpants loving, Hayley Williams, was doing her thing and I not-so-secretly stan for Paramore. They're fantastic live, and the atmosphere at their shows is phenomenal. There's no real reason for me mentioning this other than to say that my last post of the afternoon is a bit of an "Ah, there's no news, so let's just post this weird thing" thing.
BFFs and "wifeys" Rita Ora and Cara Delevingne did a video for a new version of Rita's 'Facemelt', which opens her debut album. It was directed by Rankin, who's famous in the fashion industry and the music industry and everyone's famous and fashion is everywhere and oh man, I really need a nap. I just don't know what to make of this video because it doesn't seem to have a point. The song is an interlude at best, so this can't be a single. I know it's for Rankin's Hunger TV website, but... why? So many questions, so few answers.
Anyway, watch the video above and to make it up to you, here's a picture of Milo:
Guys, I am exhausted. I've had a large iced red eye and my eyes are still shutting, it's that bad. I went to see Paramore last night because my sister in sweatpants loving, Hayley Williams, was doing her thing and I not-so-secretly stan for Paramore. They're fantastic live, and the atmosphere at their shows is phenomenal. There's no real reason for me mentioning this other than to say that my last post of the afternoon is a bit of an "Ah, there's no news, so let's just post this weird thing" thing...
If there's one thing Rihanna cares about in this world, it's weed. No, wait, it's Chris Brown. No, it's fashion! Especially when it comes to her image being used on shirts and shit without her permission. Doing so might just cost Topshop $5 million, if Rihanna's lawsuit against them is successful.
From The New York Post:
A source exclusively tells us the superstar’s team had tried to negotiate with Topshop owners Arcadia Group for eight months over the rights to her image, “but they offered her $5,000 and said they don’t care.”
Rihanna, 25, has hired international law firm Reed Smith t...
Carly Rae Jepsen and Justin Bieber are both Canadian, so I guess that means they have an unbreakable bond. Plus, Justin took Carly on tour and now they're BFFs or something. Either way, Carly has felt the need to speak out in support of Baby Elvis and defend his good name from those who have called him out for the asshole he is.
From E! News:
"All I see is an incredibly hard worker and a man who's just passionate about what he does," she told E! News in response to the Bieb's bad press. "Jus...
I've always been a bit confused by Daniel Radcliffe. He's obviously a chill bro who's pretty comfortable with himself - or so it seems - and yet he continues to insist that he's not gay, which rings... untrue to me. I'm not here to out anyone or tell someone how to identify themselves sexually, just saying that he's always struck me as a lover of The D, so my brain goes a little haywire thinking about him with a lady. For someone so straight, he sure talks about (not) being gay a lot, though. ...
Hey, ladies with accented letters in their name have to stick together, eh? (That's a Canadian tip of that hat for you, Céline!) Apparently Beyoncé got advice on how to interact with Blue Ivy from none other than the Quebecoise queen who was the reason I started teaching myself French when I was 12 and whose albums (up until Let's Talk About Love, that is - I'm a purist) I still have in my iTunes WITHOUT SHAME.
Appearing on ITV's Daybreak - which I used to watch every morning while writing these very stories for you all w...
Listen, Britney Spears has two young sons, so it makes sense that she'd want to get cool mom cred by doing a song for an animated film. While I'm not sure The Smurfs hold any cool points past 1992, BritBrit has released 'Ooh La La', which will appear on the Smurfs 2 soundtrack. First of all, why is there a Smurfs 2? Why was there a Smurfs 1 (so to speak) to begin with?
The song is absolutely horrendous, I have to say. The vocal effects on this make it seem like something out of a weird Japa...
Kanye West is still totally pissed off at that street sign, and he is HAVING NONE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS. HIS LIFE ISN'T A JOKE. WHICH IS WHY THIS IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE:
NOT OKAY.
Kanye West performed at "Adult Swim's Upfront" whatever the hell that is, at Roseland in NYC. And he decided this was the perfect opportunity to avenge the serious injustices against him, so he went off on a tirade about why he "ain't no muthaf-ckin celebrity." Oh, okay.
From DListed:
I ain’t no mut...
Sean Lowe AKA Bachelor Biceps, of The Bachelor, is totally psyched about marrying his boring fiance Catherine Whatever, but she seems less enthusiastic. In every interview of them together, it's obvious he's way more into her than she is to him. He's always grinning at her and being touchy feely and she's all sitting there with this whole, "Oh my God I got engaged to the effing Bachelor how the f-ck do I get out of this" vibe. And that's such a downer.
Sadly, Bachelor Biceps was kicked off of Dancing with the Stars 2 weeks ago, and I am just devastated, ...
Macaulay Culkin has been going through some rough times. He hasn't been quite the same since he split from ex girlfriend Mila Kunis. And there was the whole, "Dude looks like he's on heroin" thing.
Now apparently he is very badly addicted to cigarettes and is smoking up to 60 per day. From The National Enquirer:
The troubled 32-year-old actor is smoking an astonishing 60 cigarettes a day and putting his life at risk of deadly lung cancer!
“Mac has swapped out one deadly habit for another,” declared a concerned pa...
Bea Arthur, maybe the goldenest of all the girls, is quite the muse to painter John Currin. Currin painted a portrait of Bea Arthur...topless. And it's expected to make a lot of money at a Christie's Auction. Like, a LOT of money.
From The Huffington Post:
Currin's 1991 work sparked quite the controversy in its day, as many were torn between Currin's technical talent and his "acrid fantasy portraits of menopausal women," as Peter Schjeldahl wrote in the New Yorker.
Fast forward 22 year...
Kanye West is NOT A CELEBRITY so we shouldn't even be talking about this, but apparently Kanye is scheduling a tour for his upcoming album in October and word has it that Kim Kardashian is going to take her newly born moneylump and follow him. From TMZ:
There are reports Kim felt like Kanye was abandoning her by scheduling a tour for his new album in October -- just three months after she's expected to give birth -- but sources close to the touring company tell us, that's not true ... because Kim a...
Courtney Stodden says she made a sex tape, and thankfully it's not with Some Dude From Lost. No, this tape is all Stodden. "Tape." It's probably a digital recording, although she swears no one can "hack" it. I'll just let her speak in her own darling words. From Eonline:
Hackers, don't even go there cause you'll find nothing.
YEAH HACKERS, DON'T EVEN. Justo to reiterate, her husband/Some Dude From Lost is NOT in the video. She says,
[It's] just me. I don't want to put any images in people's mind; I'm gonn...
Guys, I am exhausted. I've had a large iced red eye and my eyes are still shutting, it's that bad. I went to see Paramore last night because my sister in sweatpants loving, Hayley Williams, was doing her thing and I not-so-secretly stan for Paramore. They're fantastic live, and the atmosphere at their shows is phenomenal. There's no real reason for me mentioning this other than to say that my last post of the afternoon is a bit of an "Ah, there's no news, so let's just post this weird thing" thing...
If there's one thing Rihanna cares about in this world, it's weed. No, wait, it's Chris Brown. No, it's fashion! Especially when it comes to her image being used on shirts and shit without her permission. Doing so might just cost Topshop $5 million, if Rihanna's lawsuit against them is successful.
From The New York Post:
A source exclusively tells us the superstar’s team had tried to negotiate with Topshop owners Arcadia Group for eight months over the rights to her image, “but they offered her $5,000 and said they don’t care.”
Rihanna, 25, has hired international law firm Reed Smith t...
Carly Rae Jepsen and Justin Bieber are both Canadian, so I guess that means they have an unbreakable bond. Plus, Justin took Carly on tour and now they're BFFs or something. Either way, Carly has felt the need to speak out in support of Baby Elvis and defend his good name from those who have called him out for the asshole he is.
From E! News:
"All I see is an incredibly hard worker and a man who's just passionate about what he does," she told E! News in response to the Bieb's bad press. "Jus...
I've always been a bit confused by Daniel Radcliffe. He's obviously a chill bro who's pretty comfortable with himself - or so it seems - and yet he continues to insist that he's not gay, which rings... untrue to me. I'm not here to out anyone or tell someone how to identify themselves sexually, just saying that he's always struck me as a lover of The D, so my brain goes a little haywire thinking about him with a lady. For someone so straight, he sure talks about (not) being gay a lot, though. ...
Hey, ladies with accented letters in their name have to stick together, eh? (That's a Canadian tip of that hat for you, Céline!) Apparently Beyoncé got advice on how to interact with Blue Ivy from none other than the Quebecoise queen who was the reason I started teaching myself French when I was 12 and whose albums (up until Let's Talk About Love, that is - I'm a purist) I still have in my iTunes WITHOUT SHAME.
Appearing on ITV's Daybreak - which I used to watch every morning while writing these very stories for you all w...
Listen, Britney Spears has two young sons, so it makes sense that she'd want to get cool mom cred by doing a song for an animated film. While I'm not sure The Smurfs hold any cool points past 1992, BritBrit has released 'Ooh La La', which will appear on the Smurfs 2 soundtrack. First of all, why is there a Smurfs 2? Why was there a Smurfs 1 (so to speak) to begin with?
The song is absolutely horrendous, I have to say. The vocal effects on this make it seem like something out of a weird Japa...
Kanye West is still totally pissed off at that street sign, and he is HAVING NONE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS. HIS LIFE ISN'T A JOKE. WHICH IS WHY THIS IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE:
NOT OKAY.
Kanye West performed at "Adult Swim's Upfront" whatever the hell that is, at Roseland in NYC. And he decided this was the perfect opportunity to avenge the serious injustices against him, so he went off on a tirade about why he "ain't no muthaf-ckin celebrity." Oh, okay.
From DListed:
I ain’t no mut...
Sean Lowe AKA Bachelor Biceps, of The Bachelor, is totally psyched about marrying his boring fiance Catherine Whatever, but she seems less enthusiastic. In every interview of them together, it's obvious he's way more into her than she is to him. He's always grinning at her and being touchy feely and she's all sitting there with this whole, "Oh my God I got engaged to the effing Bachelor how the f-ck do I get out of this" vibe. And that's such a downer.
Sadly, Bachelor Biceps was kicked off of Dancing with the Stars 2 weeks ago, and I am just devastated, ...
Macaulay Culkin has been going through some rough times. He hasn't been quite the same since he split from ex girlfriend Mila Kunis. And there was the whole, "Dude looks like he's on heroin" thing.
Now apparently he is very badly addicted to cigarettes and is smoking up to 60 per day. From The National Enquirer:
The troubled 32-year-old actor is smoking an astonishing 60 cigarettes a day and putting his life at risk of deadly lung cancer!
“Mac has swapped out one deadly habit for another,” declared a concerned pa...
Bea Arthur, maybe the goldenest of all the girls, is quite the muse to painter John Currin. Currin painted a portrait of Bea Arthur...topless. And it's expected to make a lot of money at a Christie's Auction. Like, a LOT of money.
From The Huffington Post:
Currin's 1991 work sparked quite the controversy in its day, as many were torn between Currin's technical talent and his "acrid fantasy portraits of menopausal women," as Peter Schjeldahl wrote in the New Yorker.
Fast forward 22 year...