Britney Spears left The X Factor a while ago and we were all wondering who would replace her and by "we all" I mean, honestly no one really. Simon Cowell and Demi Lovato really wanted Lady Gaga. Instead, they got Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio. My, how far we've slipped.
I mean, really? Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubino? It could have been worse. We could have gotten Khloe Kardashian.
From TMZ:
Sources connected to FOX tell TMZ the pair are in final negotiations to join the show ... w...
Justin Timberlake has a lot on his mind at all times, and because of it, he's known to get stressed out. But hey, don't you go getting all upset for him now, because it's not as bad as it seems. He's figured out a way to deal with life's pressures, and it includes boring sports and pillow punching.
From Star magazine (via 4Music):
The actor-and-singer has revealed how he maintains a sense of calm and serenity in his life. Justin admits he is prone to the odd outburst though.
"I use everything as therapy. I play golf, write songs, punch pi...
Chris Brown can't seem to catch a break. People are always trying to hold him responsible for his violent, misogynistic actions and stifling his artistic creativity. Well, now it gets worse: some people actually want him dead and are calling in threats to his lawyer's office. Is this actually happening? Is it a ploy for sympathy? Who can say, but take 'er away, TMZ:
The Los Angeles Police Department is currently investigating death threats made against Chris Brown ... TMZ has learned.
According to our sources, multipl...
RPattz and KStew are a match made in cheating vampire heaven, and there's nothing that can tear them apart. Well, not for long, anyway. For now, however, not even Grandma's pearl ring can keep them together and they've decided to call it quits long enough for Kristen to hook up with Rupert Sanders again and for Rob to perform an emo acoustic set at some seedy LA open mic night. In other words, it's not forever.
From People:
As rumors of relationship trouble continue to swirl, a source tells PEO...
Kanye West is not a comedian and won't be doing no f-cking skits ever or whatever, but he did actually turn up to Saturday Night Live and perform two new songs from his upcoming album Yeezus (yes, seriously) - 'Black Skinheads' and 'New Slaves'. Well, those are... provocative titles. Too bad the execution leaves a whole lot to be desired - and that's coming from someone who can appreciate his musical talents despite thinking he's batshit insane.
'Black Skinheads' seems to have some pretty grand aspirations, but uh, Kanye? Marilyn Manson called and he wants his beat back. Also, The Black Keys called and asked if you could return their vocal effects. Oops, wait, one more message here, sorry, nearly forgot. Wackness called and congratulated you for outdoing it.
As for 'New Slaves', I can deal with this slightly more, but it still sounds like he wrote this shit when he got some particularly potent weed and was having mild hallucinations. Sometimes that can be a good thing, but I just wish he would stop trying to accomplish so much in a single track. Not only that, but I wish he'd stop making it in-your-face to the point of contrivance. I bet Kim's got this bumping in some of those pregnancy belly headphones, though.
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Kanye West is not a comedian and won't be doing no f-cking skits ever or whatever, but he did actually turn up to Saturday Night Live and perform two new songs from his upcoming album Yeezus (yes, seriously) - 'Black Skinheads' and 'New Slaves'. Well, those are... provocative titles. Too bad the execution leaves a whole lot to be desired - and that's coming from someone who can appreciate his musical talents despite thinking he's batshit insane.
'Black Skinheads' seems to have some pretty grand ...
Kim Kardashian is planning to put the Kris Jenner parenting approach into action once she gives birth, so it might be helpful if she has a girl. After all, we see how hard it is for Kris to pimp Rob out. Well, lucky for Kim, her little one just might be lucky enough to continue the royal lineage of selling yourself for very large amounts of money, because rumour has it that she's having a daughter.
From E! Online:
Kim Kardashian's baby shower preparations are well under way.
In fact, invitations have gone out to a select group of friends and family members for a June 2 baby-themed bash ...
Listen, burglary isn't funny by any stretch of the imagination and no one deserves to have their privacy violated, celebrity or otherwise. That being said, I can't lie: it definitely made me laugh when I read that Paris Hilton cried watching Bling Ring, Sofia Coppola's movie about the real-life celebrity burglaries of '08-'09. She was even in the movie and allowed scenes to be filmed in her house, but she still found it pretty upsetting.
From Vulture:
"I was really emotional watching it," Hilton confes...
Justin Bieber is a little shit who thinks it's cool to spit in people's faces, walk around shirtless and oh, try to smuggle his pet monkey into a foreign country and then leave it there when he's caught by customs. That last bit happened earlier this year and Germany authorities gave Bieber until midnight last night (Friday) to get the correct paperwork over to them or else Mally the monkey was going to be put down. I'll give you one guess as to whether or not he actually did that. If you chose...
George Michael recently completed another stint in rehab, but he's made news again after he got into a "mystery" car crash on a motorway on Thursday and was taken to a local hospital. I should clarify that he was airlifted to hospital, where he was treated for "superficial cuts and bruises". Great use of NHS resources, guys! Thumbs up all around. To be fair, they were worried he might have more serious unseen injuries, but luckily, he's alright.
From Metro:
There had been fears that the s...
It's still all based on "multiple sources" at this point, but Beyoncé is really pregnant, I guess. I still don't really believe it and I won't until she announces it with one of those notes she writes in black Sharpie and posts on her Instagram. Maybe I'm in denial, but y'all know I got tickets for August and I'm trying to enjoy the Mrs. Carter tour. A 6-month pregnant belly is not going to be dutty wine-ing to 'Freakum Dress', so I'm holding out hope that this isn't true because I'm selfish.
...
Oh, Fergie Ferg. She's having her first baby with husband and hottie (to some?) Josh Duhamel, and that's great, right? You know, despite the fact that her immediate reaction to discovering her pregnancy was to note that "shit just got real"? Guys?
Alright, listen. Fergalicious admits that she's not really all that maternal and even incubating her child in her womb hasn't really kicked that in yet. I don't think that's necessarily an issue, and it's bullshit women's/parenting mags that like to make women feel like there's ONE correct way t...
Mariah Carey, in a diabolical feathered gown, sang her face off last night in the season finale of American Idol -- or DID she? A lot of people are freaking out, pointing fingers, saying she was actually lip synching her Mariah's greatest hits medley. Maybe she did, considering she and everyone else on the judging panel got fired, and this is her way of saying, "Thanks, bye." Like maybe she doesn't even care. Or maybe she actually was singing. I can't tell. It looks like she's singing but t...
Britney Spears left The X Factor a while ago and we were all wondering who would replace her and by "we all" I mean, honestly no one really. Simon Cowell and Demi Lovato really wanted Lady Gaga. Instead, they got Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio. My, how far we've slipped.
I mean, really? Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubino? It could have been worse. We could have gotten Khloe Kardashian.
From TMZ:
Sources connected to FOX tell TMZ the pair are in final negotiations to join the show ... w...
Justin Timberlake has a lot on his mind at all times, and because of it, he's known to get stressed out. But hey, don't you go getting all upset for him now, because it's not as bad as it seems. He's figured out a way to deal with life's pressures, and it includes boring sports and pillow punching.
From Star magazine (via 4Music):
The actor-and-singer has revealed how he maintains a sense of calm and serenity in his life. Justin admits he is prone to the odd outburst though.
"I use everything as therapy. I play golf, write songs, punch pi...
Chris Brown can't seem to catch a break. People are always trying to hold him responsible for his violent, misogynistic actions and stifling his artistic creativity. Well, now it gets worse: some people actually want him dead and are calling in threats to his lawyer's office. Is this actually happening? Is it a ploy for sympathy? Who can say, but take 'er away, TMZ:
The Los Angeles Police Department is currently investigating death threats made against Chris Brown ... TMZ has learned.
According to our sources, multipl...
RPattz and KStew are a match made in cheating vampire heaven, and there's nothing that can tear them apart. Well, not for long, anyway. For now, however, not even Grandma's pearl ring can keep them together and they've decided to call it quits long enough for Kristen to hook up with Rupert Sanders again and for Rob to perform an emo acoustic set at some seedy LA open mic night. In other words, it's not forever.
From People:
As rumors of relationship trouble continue to swirl, a source tells PEO...
Kim Kardashian is planning to put the Kris Jenner parenting approach into action once she gives birth, so it might be helpful if she has a girl. After all, we see how hard it is for Kris to pimp Rob out. Well, lucky for Kim, her little one just might be lucky enough to continue the royal lineage of selling yourself for very large amounts of money, because rumour has it that she's having a daughter.
From E! Online:
Kim Kardashian's baby shower preparations are well under way.
In fact, invitations have gone out to a select group of friends and family members for a June 2 baby-themed bash ...
Listen, burglary isn't funny by any stretch of the imagination and no one deserves to have their privacy violated, celebrity or otherwise. That being said, I can't lie: it definitely made me laugh when I read that Paris Hilton cried watching Bling Ring, Sofia Coppola's movie about the real-life celebrity burglaries of '08-'09. She was even in the movie and allowed scenes to be filmed in her house, but she still found it pretty upsetting.
From Vulture:
"I was really emotional watching it," Hilton confes...
Justin Bieber is a little shit who thinks it's cool to spit in people's faces, walk around shirtless and oh, try to smuggle his pet monkey into a foreign country and then leave it there when he's caught by customs. That last bit happened earlier this year and Germany authorities gave Bieber until midnight last night (Friday) to get the correct paperwork over to them or else Mally the monkey was going to be put down. I'll give you one guess as to whether or not he actually did that. If you chose...
George Michael recently completed another stint in rehab, but he's made news again after he got into a "mystery" car crash on a motorway on Thursday and was taken to a local hospital. I should clarify that he was airlifted to hospital, where he was treated for "superficial cuts and bruises". Great use of NHS resources, guys! Thumbs up all around. To be fair, they were worried he might have more serious unseen injuries, but luckily, he's alright.
From Metro:
There had been fears that the s...
It's still all based on "multiple sources" at this point, but Beyoncé is really pregnant, I guess. I still don't really believe it and I won't until she announces it with one of those notes she writes in black Sharpie and posts on her Instagram. Maybe I'm in denial, but y'all know I got tickets for August and I'm trying to enjoy the Mrs. Carter tour. A 6-month pregnant belly is not going to be dutty wine-ing to 'Freakum Dress', so I'm holding out hope that this isn't true because I'm selfish.
...
Oh, Fergie Ferg. She's having her first baby with husband and hottie (to some?) Josh Duhamel, and that's great, right? You know, despite the fact that her immediate reaction to discovering her pregnancy was to note that "shit just got real"? Guys?
Alright, listen. Fergalicious admits that she's not really all that maternal and even incubating her child in her womb hasn't really kicked that in yet. I don't think that's necessarily an issue, and it's bullshit women's/parenting mags that like to make women feel like there's ONE correct way t...
Mariah Carey, in a diabolical feathered gown, sang her face off last night in the season finale of American Idol -- or DID she? A lot of people are freaking out, pointing fingers, saying she was actually lip synching her Mariah's greatest hits medley. Maybe she did, considering she and everyone else on the judging panel got fired, and this is her way of saying, "Thanks, bye." Like maybe she doesn't even care. Or maybe she actually was singing. I can't tell. It looks like she's singing but t...