Today's Evil Beet Gossip

RPattz Put KStew “Through The Wringer” After She Cheated On Him

kristen stewart robert pattinson The candle of Robsten's love has been extinguished yet again, as we all know, and there are all kinds of theories surrounding Rob's decision to pack his shitty pick-up truck full of his stuff and hit the road, never to return... until a few weeks from now, when they'll invariably reunite. Anyhoo, the newest report claims that Rob gave Kristen a really hard time when they got back together after she cheated him. Because, you know, generally it's super easy to forgive unfaithfulness and your...

Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz Are Like Sisters

cameron diaz drew barrymore Drew Barrymore is every hippy flower child you hoped you'd never have to meet in real life, so I sorta expect her to have lots of friends and be super into rainbows and shit (I don't know, just go with it). Indeed, the friendship part seems to be true, as she recently described fellow actress Cameron Diaz as one of her closest friends, So close, in fact, they're like sisters. From Life & Style: I’m BFF-status with Cameron Diaz because… She’s my sister, but we bro out and have c...

Cara Delevingne Is Immune To Leonardo DiCaprio’s Charms

cara delevingne leonardo dicaprio Cara Delevingne is right up Leonardo DiCaprio's street, right? He loves having a harem of supermodels around him at all times, and she's at the top of the game right now, so it seems like a match made in weird sex heaven. Except, you know, not, since Cara apparently turned down Leo's advances at the Great Gatsby afterparty in Cannes this week. Oh, snap! From The Sun: A source said: “Normally all Leo has to do is look at a girl and they fall at his feet. Though Cara was having none of it. “He spent the night ch...

Good Advice of the Day: Will Smith Tells Jaden Not To Have A Girlfriend

will smith jaden smith Jaden Smith is at that age when he's ready to lay it on a Kardashian, but his dad Will Smith is trying to get him to hit the breaks on his teen romance because having a girlfriend can be the pits. Will should know - he married Jada and now they're stuck together by the sheer force of their own denial at what a sham their relationship is. Break free from the chains, young Jaden! Emancipate yourself before it's too late! From E Online: "Probably the best advice he's ever given me is, 'Don't have a...

Brad Pitt Doesn’t Have Any Friends, But He’s Super Happy!!!

brad pitt angelina jolie Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are a pretty reclusive couple, when it comes to sharing their private lives both individually and as a pair with the general public. Turns out, they're sorta same behind-the-scenes, as well. Angelina has said before that she doesn't have many girlfriends, and it turns out that Brad doesn't have any friends, either, so basically they just hang out with each other and their kids and it's a total blast. Kewl beanz. From Esquire: "I have very few friends. I have a ...

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lance armstrong Lance Armstrong has a particular penchant for b-hole action [The Superficial] Hugh Jackman is out and about, but what's happening with that jogging suit? [Lainey Gossip] Rosario Dawson finds herself in a revealing position on the red carpet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Damn! Demi Moore still knows how to work a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Brad Pitt may have been doing a whole lot of drugs when married to Jennifer Aniston [Starpulse] Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow are friends... but why? [Splash News Online] Jessica Chastain wore Elizabeth T...

Catherine Zeta Jones Is Out of Rehab

michael douglas catherine zeta jones Catherine Zeta-Jones sought treatment again last month for her bipolar disorder, entering an unknown rehab facility in an effort to get it under control again. Luckily, she seems to be doing a lot better now and left rehab yesterday, according to her husband, Michael Douglas. From People: "She comes home tomorrow," he told PEOPLE on Monday. "She's doing a really good job of getting balanced. I'm proud of her." That sounds a little condescending, but I'm sure he didn't mean it that way. As a couple, CZJ and Michael have b...

The Asshole Brigade Is Here!

justin bieber chris brown Has anything ever made more sense in the world than Justin Bieber and Chris Brown hanging out together? I mean, really? Lest we forget, Chris is the one who coined Justin's nickname (in my eyes), "Baby Elvis".  Justin posted the picture on his Instagram with the caption, "CB what up?" Well, I'll tell you what's up - my hackles, because I can't stand either of you. Why won't you go away? Anyway, on a happier note, Justin Bieber's poor abandoned monkey has become property of Germany since he ...

What, Seriously? “Doctors” Agree Taylor Swift Got Breast Implants

taylor swift Taylor Swift is picked on for all kinds of things these days, so why not start analyzing her boobs, right? So there are some "plastic surgeons" who are saying that it's "pretty obvious" that Ms. Swift has increased a full cup size. Because no A-cupped gal has ever, ever worn a padded push up bra from Victoria's Secret, ever. From In Touch via Celebrity Plastic Surgery Photos: A plastic surgeon, who hasn't met the singer/songwriter, told In Touch magazine he thinks the country pop star incre...

Do Not Come To Kim Kardashian’s Baby Shower Unless You Are Dressed In “Garden Chic”

kim kardashian baby shower invitations Kim Kardashian is super serious about baby shower invites. Want to break it down? 1. Her invites are individual music boxes complete with twirling ballerina. 2. The music box plays Kanye's song "Mama". 3. The invite reads in small font, "Please come to a baby shower honoring" and then in giant font below, "KIM KARDASHIAN" 4. The attire is "garden chic." 5. Read numbers 1 - 3 again. So, yeah, a lot going on here. I don't think Kim Kardashian has ever worn anything close to "garde...

Chris Brown Hit A Woman — In A Minor Car Accident

chris brown BET Chris Brown got into a minor accident today when he rear-ended a chick in a Mercedes, who I'm sure was thrilled to get out of her car to exchange insurance info and see Chris Brown. TMZ was all over it. Is it possible they may have caused the accident by hounding Chris Brown? Or perhaps it was the photography company x17 who quickly posted a video of Brown and the woman exchanging insurance info right after it happened? I don't know, I don't know if they were following him or if they got there...

Mean Girls’ Mean Boy: Lohan’s Former Costar Wears An Anti-Lohan T-Shirt

aaron samuels mean girls Lindsay Lohan is really not having a very good month everything. And now we can add this mix of awkward and OMG and LOL to her pile of woes. Though I think it's time to leave Lohan alone in the sense of, let's not criticize her hair while she's in rehab, I don't disagree with the statement on this shirt, worn by Jonathan Bennett who played Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls. He was the one who was Regina George's ex and then Lohan's character liked him so all kinds of wacky hijinks ensued. Anyway Mr. "Doesn't Aaron Look Sexy With His Hair Pushed Back?" found this tee in a stor...