And Once Again, Miley And Liam Are Over

Miley and Liam, the most annoying couple after Gwyneth Paltrow and Gwyneth Paltrow, keep breaking up and getting back together but this time Us Weekly is boldly announcing that, like, no seriously you guys, they’re soooo over. How sick are we of this crap by now? It was only 5 days ago that people were saying that they’re back after that whole ridiculous January Jones bullshit. I don’t know who is more annoying, these jerks or Kristen and Sad Rob. From Us Weekly:

Looks like Liam Hemsworth’s brothers got their wish. A few weeks after Chris and Luke Hemsworth staged an intervention with their younger sibling to voice their concerns about his engagement to fiancee Miley Cyrus, the Hunger Games actor has called it quits with the former Disney star, multiple sources reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly.

“They are definitely over,” one insider tells Us of the ex-lovebirds, who met on the set of The Last Song in 2009 and got engaged in June 2012. (Hemsworth, 23, proposed with a 3.5-carat diamond ring, which Cyrus, 20, has worn on and off ever since.)

The split comes after months of back and forth between the two, including a recent public display of affection at a party at the “Can’t Be Tamed” singer’s L.A. home. Prior to that, the couple of nearly four years took some time apart and put their wedding plans on hold while Hemsworth regrouped in his native Australia.

3.5 carats…goddamn. That’s like having a quail’s egg on your finger. I don’t think I’ve ever had quail’s eggs. I’m not GPal enough :(

Us promises more details in their upcoming issue, as this is pretty much nothing. But maybe Billy Ray was right this entire time? If they do in fact break up, Liam Hemsworth is going to get 90% less press on blogs everywhere and his publicist is going to be very sad.

P.S. I STILL STAND BEHIND THIS LOOK, I THINK SHE LOOKS RAD, ESPECIALLY IN BLACK AND WHITE, CHOO CHOO MOTHERF-CKERS.