Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, you know you are having a bad day when your fortune cookie is blank. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Katy Perry and Mick Jagger photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: pikki nikki polka pants with: “I SEE A WHITE WHORE AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK.”
Runner-up: Splig with: “Girl so all that, she sticks a stamp on her skirt n tries to mail herself to herself as a present!”
So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!
ahhh !! figaro figaro la kla lal
Yeah, that’s right. I felt her up in public. Just deal with it, bitch.
That guy just slapped my vagina! I’m suing!
Omg he’s actually wearing double denim!!
I always knew that guy with the hair loss was a cock sucking faggot. I beat his no talent ass in south carolina. What a fake.
what the hell do you mean Jon Hamm has already been here?!