Lea Michele‘s the worst. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again probably another 5,000 times before I die, but I can’t help myself. She’s absolutely insufferable, not to mention has her head so far up her own ass, it pops back out on top of her shoulders again. Ugh. Anyway, someone thought it was a good idea to give the world’s specialest snowflake her own book – which she’s decided to call Brunette Ambition. Oh ho ho, aren’t we clever!
From The New York Times:
The latest addition to the to-do list of Ms. Michele, a star of the Fox musical comedy-drama, is a book that she will write for the Harmony Books imprint of Random House’s Crown Publishing Group, the publisher said Thursday.
Ms. Michele’s book, titled “Brunette Ambition” and planned for publication next spring, is described in a news release as a “part memoir, part how-to and part style guide” that chronicles its author’s passages “from normal Bronx-born schoolgirl to Broadway child star to lead actress in one of the most popular shows on television.” The release said the book would offer a “behind-the-scenes perspective” from Ms. Michele, who has also appeared on Broadway in “Spring Awakening,” “Fiddler on the Roof,” “Ragtime” and “Les Misérables,” as well as her “practical advice and lessons” for young women who hope to follow in her footsteps.
Ms. Michele said in a statement: “There wasn’t a guidebook when I was growing up, that detailed everything I would need to do, and know, to get where I am today. But I believe I can write one of sorts: not a how-to-make-it-in-show-business book, but a guide to harnessing tenacity, passion, enthusiasm and hard work to make your dreams come true.”
Okay, no. No on so many levels. I would never ever advocate growing up like she has to ANY child. It’s great for parents to love their kids, but hers loved her a little TOO much and turned her into an entitled, stuck-up brat with too much confidence (because yes, there is such a thing). Second of all, your style? It’s the poor man’s Zooey Deschanel. It doesn’t take rocket science, lady, and we certainly don’t need notes from you.
Bet you the Glee fans will eat this shit up like candy, though.
I love the snark on this one!
I really hope she tells the story about how she didn’t get a nose job. We haven’t heard that enough.
It drives me nuts when celebrities say they’re going to ‘write a book.’ Bullshit, you are! All of these people barely have high school degrees. I’m a college grad in liberal arts from a top ranked national school and writing a book would be a HUGE challenge. Sorry Lea, tweeting your ghost writer your clever ideas about bravado and whatever nonsense you think the public would love to hear from you does NOT count as penning a book!! Rant over. Sorry.
I didn’t even read one full sentence to know this article and website is full of shit. Do you even know Lea Michele? Have you ever met her or has she ever personally done something that offends you? Whoever wrote this needs to get a real job and a real life because no one gives a fraction of a fuck of what your saying. You think your little insults are so funny, but NO ONE is laughing. You think you can hide under this fail of a website your jealousy. Lea Michele is amazingly talented, absolutely stunning, and is a billion times more successful than your scared little face hiding behind this stupid website. All the bitches that write these stupid articles trying to insult celebrities behind a computer screen making minimum wage are such failures its hilarious. Good luck trying to get your own body out of your own ass and finding any success in this pathetic life your living. Choke on your mom’s hairy dick.
You’re such a hypocrite, ya know?