Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Lawrence photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: Pita with “Hahaha, good one, Fairy Godmother, but I thought you promised to turn this horse into a carriage?”
Runner-up: Splig with “Sarah’s head piece reminds Jennifer of how her armpits looked before the Met Gala!”
So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!
“White girls they’re pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just don’t have that much jam”
Sorry about the racist slam – I must have copied 2 lines farther than I thought I did. It’s just the lyrics to “Some Girls”.
No offense taken on my part…
HA!! oh kimcheee.
“ay wench, pull me fingah!!”
“I SEE A WHITE WHORE AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK.”
kimcheee knows what i’m talkin’ ’bout…
can i enter twice like that?
aw fuck it.
pikki nikki polka pants, that’s HYSTERICAL! :D
Moose-lips introduces his future hang-low stank….
this is what my ex jerry hall was talkin about ya got to be a cook in the kitchen a maid in the living room and a whore in the bed room.
Girl so all that, she sticks a stamp on her skirt n tries to mail herself to herself as a present!
you cant always get what you want, but you try some time to get what you need
Mick Jagger interrupts a Katy Perry concert yelling, “Can you believe she bumped uglies with Russell Brand?”
Nice one MJ. Gotta think thats a winner!
Publicity photo for Katy’s new song, “I kissed a ghoul (and I liked it).
Promotional image of Katy Perry’s cameo on “The Walking Dead.”
“You don’t believe me!? Here, come smell my finger!”
Just Xu Xiaoya escorted to the lounge and saw a single Fei Jade just nod, single row Hongfei Gong Jing students ceremony, Teacher, I would go tomorrow, Dongyang City office, today is to bid farewell to your .